Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 06, 2022

It could be a tumor

Now get off of your high horse.

i want that for a shower

Rodney is waxing nostalgic…

Clean armor is a social must.

Didn’t learn from the tin man in the “Wizard of Oz” books……

(This is just a thought inside my head as I read this) I knew I forgot to stop someplace yesterday.

This is how he maintains his Knight in Shining Armor “status”.

Do they use Armorall in the final rinse? Or do they do a buffing like they do in the city of Oz for the Tin Man?

Now he’s a knight in shining armour!

Soon he will not even be able to move, it’s called rust, but the horse is clean.

did he get the hoof brighter too???

That was a gray horse before the wash…

Next stop — Krown for rustproofing.

Ajax knight washing detergent is stronger than dirt..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozNpEod4s-Q

I wonder if they sprung for the undercarriage blast.

What’s with the horse holster?

one tin soldier rides away

He was the dirty Knight but now the white knight has returned. In 24 hours he will be called the rusty Knight.

I question how much the horse enjoyed that.

Awww! All bright and shining armor…

Anyone remember the Ajax white knight? Stronger than dirt!

Shiny!

It was a grey horse when it went in.

Kinky!!

Proof this is Sir Rodney on that horse -

“A knight in shining armor is a man who has never had his metal truly tested” – Unknown

I bet the horse wasn’t too happy about him selecting the one with undercarriage spray…

Birds are watching.

In its day wouldn’t it be called ‘ye new’ knight wash?

Yeah, but only on the knight shift.

I hope that the wash includes Armour All! Good night everybody.

Rodney went through the “Ye Old Knight’s” Wash. (Working at the knight’s wash, yeah!)

Then, the rust set in…(-:

Won’t he rust now?

Hope his suit’s waterproof