Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 25, 2024

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    Jml58  9 months ago

    You get the love, I get the money.

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    hariseldon59  9 months ago

    I donā€™t care too much for money. Money canā€™t buy me love.

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    hariseldon59  9 months ago

    ā€œSometimes, all I need is the air that I breathe ā€¦ā€

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    priyansh.jeziel  9 months ago

    What kind of wizardry moved the Kingdom of ID from horse drawn carts, to its minstrels riding in rubber tired, fossil fueled tour buses?

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    Zykoic  9 months ago

    And itā€™s lip-synched!

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    Mediatech  9 months ago

    Money changes everything

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    Geophyzz  9 months ago

    He forgot, ā€œIā€™d swim with just some water wings and my guitar.I can leave the wings but Iā€™ll need the guitar.ā€

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    Gent  9 months ago

    Whaat? Tour bus in ancient Id?

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    jslabotnik  9 months ago

    Gotta have my plain doodads though

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 9 months ago

    Guitar Bobā€™s multi generational great grandfather.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 9 months ago

    ā™«ā™Ŗ

    Thereā€™s nothing you can do that canā€™t be done

    Nothing you can sing that canā€™t be sung

    Nothing you can say, but you can learn how to play the game

    Itā€™s easy

    ā™Ŗā™«

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    steveconkey2003  9 months ago

    Where did the modern buses come from?

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    Space_cat  9 months ago

    Money canā€™t buy happinessā€¦ But it can sure make misery more enjoyable!

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    rockyridge1977  9 months ago

    Singing out of both sides of his mouth!!!!!

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    blakerl  9 months ago

    Money canā€™t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member 9 months ago

    Heā€™ll be going home now to beat up his manager for booking him into Id.

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    KEA  9 months ago

    Now if he could just get his picture on the cover of The Rolling Stone.

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    Goat from PBS  9 months ago

    So which one is it? Love, air, or your guitar?

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    xsintricks  9 months ago

    Moneyā€¦Itā€™s a gasā€¦

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    [Unnamed Reader - bddb15]  9 months ago

    What is suppose to b entertaining about this comic?

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    MichaelD Premium Member 9 months ago

    Time to go in the tour bus and make sure all the red M&Mā€™s were taken out.

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    markkahler52  9 months ago

    A limo and a Learjet will doā€¦

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    ekke  9 months ago

    I donā€™t need nothinā€™, just my air guitar ā€¦

    and the smog you can slice.

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Neal Young where did you get those shoes?

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    Printer  9 months ago

    I believe the point is hypocrisy. He wants clean air but rides a bus. Like ā€œclimate activistsā€ who ride jets to their protest events.

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    delennwen  9 months ago

    Reminds me of Billy Flynn in Chicago. ā€œAll I Care About Is Loveā€. Richard Gere did a great version in the movie.

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    oakie817  9 months ago

    another politician?

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    PoodleGroomer  9 months ago

    He needs a manager that doesnā€™t schedule back to back performances with 18 hour transits between venues. What is wrong with skipping an occasional day and sleeping in a hotel?

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    Chief Inspector   9 months ago

    Money canā€™t buy you happiness but, it can buy you a jet ski. I have never seen anyone on a jet ski unhappy.

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    Drgnslr Premium Member 9 months ago

    I always wondered if John Lennon wrote ā€œImagineā€ at his country estate or his New York penthouse.

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    assrdood  9 months ago

    Money wonā€™t buy happiness but it will buy bacon. And bacon makes me happy.

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    David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen  9 months ago

    We use money because itā€™s easier than carrying chickens to trade.

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    Ed Brault Premium Member 9 months ago

    Look up Al Cappā€™s character folk singer ā€œJoanie Phoanieā€.

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    walstib Premium Member 9 months ago

    ā€œGuitars, Cadillacs, and hillbilly music ā€˜s the only thing that keeps me hanging on.ā€ ā€“ Dwight Yoakam

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    hagarthehorrible  9 months ago

    The fink took the words seriously. Now look for livelihood, fella.

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    Rick Premium Member 8 months ago

    Buses are for small timers. The big stars send crews on busses and fly into town, delivered to the concert by limo! Iā€™ve seen it many timesā€¦

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