I have an idea for a contest. The challenge is issued to anyone who is in public office. “What are you willing to do for a campaign donation?” I come up with some debasing activity that the political figure has to preform to collect the prize such as swimming naked in raw sewerage.
Now I would not use that specific activity for two reasons: 1. I do not want to submit the person to a dangerous activity and 2. There are many public figures who, if seen naked by the public, would traumatize them. Imagine a naked Mitch McConnell. I think only someone with a mind like Steven King can.
The bidding to perform this “honor” will start at $250,000 and the winner of the contest is the lowest bid. How low can you go? To make it fair in the later rounds, bidding will be done in 25 cent increments. How much are you willing to sell out your dignity for money?
I absolutely would! It didn’t specify how HARD the slap had to be (and since I’m a staunch Republican and she’s a Socialist, I feel like slapping her a lot of the time ANYWAY)
Leojim over 3 years ago
Okay, I’ll do it for a couple of pints and a burger.
laughingkitty over 3 years ago
It doesn’t say you have to slap them hard. Yu can slap your friend, tell them you were slapping a mosquito and then collect your $2000. Why not?
nosirrom over 3 years ago
I’d do it for free if I could use a fish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8XeDvKqI4E
Gent over 3 years ago
I’d do anything for free food. Okay, almost anything.
Shirl Summ Premium Member over 3 years ago
Is that 2 million or 2 thousand? There’s an oddly placed period in there.
pcolli over 3 years ago
What will she do for a box of wine?
dflak over 3 years ago
What are you willing to do for a Klondike Bar?
I have an idea for a contest. The challenge is issued to anyone who is in public office. “What are you willing to do for a campaign donation?” I come up with some debasing activity that the political figure has to preform to collect the prize such as swimming naked in raw sewerage.
Now I would not use that specific activity for two reasons: 1. I do not want to submit the person to a dangerous activity and 2. There are many public figures who, if seen naked by the public, would traumatize them. Imagine a naked Mitch McConnell. I think only someone with a mind like Steven King can.
The bidding to perform this “honor” will start at $250,000 and the winner of the contest is the lowest bid. How low can you go? To make it fair in the later rounds, bidding will be done in 25 cent increments. How much are you willing to sell out your dignity for money?
Michael G. over 3 years ago
You could charge more, due to the scarcity of “friends” in your life!
Marvin Premium Member over 3 years ago
Aunty, are the headaches getting worse again?
freewaydog over 3 years ago
I would slap my worst enemy & pretend it’s my best friend in order to get the $!
christelisbetty over 3 years ago
If it really was my best friend, they’d let me hit them, then we’d go out for beer & cheeseburgers.
jango over 3 years ago
Loveslap!
dayle2 over 3 years ago
I absolutely would! It didn’t specify how HARD the slap had to be (and since I’m a staunch Republican and she’s a Socialist, I feel like slapping her a lot of the time ANYWAY)
bobwigg761 over 3 years ago
I’d settle for just having a best friend.
amaneaux over 3 years ago
No way! He’s a lot bigger than me!
My second-best friend, absolutely. Then I’d explain why I did it, and split the prize.
Bill The Nuke over 3 years ago
Or just the burger.
j_syr over 3 years ago
$2,000.000?
NELS BALWIT Premium Member over 3 years ago
I’d do it for free! Just to start something. It has been WAY too quiet this past year!
bookworm0812 over 3 years ago
I would do it, but only if he LETS me. Also, I’m willing to give him the opportunity to slap me back. And then we can split it.
LrdSlvrhnd over 3 years ago
“$2,000.000”? Either there’s a slipped comma or an extra 0, and I’m not sure which lol
t_a_80111 over 3 years ago
Another example of lack of mathematical knowledge! 3 zeros behind the decimal point?
the5169 over 3 years ago
Is that supposed to be 2 million or 2,000?
bakana over 3 years ago
I’d want $400. I’m not a big Cheeseburger consumer.
Unless it’s Mushroom & Swiss Cheese burger.
Celarius Premium Member over 3 years ago
I would do it only for the cheeseburger if it has bacon on it
paullp Premium Member over 3 years ago
Sure I would. Then, being the nice guy I am, I’d split the money with him.