I have an idea for a contest. The challenge is issued to anyone who is in public office. “What are you willing to do for a campaign donation?” I come up with some debasing activity that the political figure has to preform to collect the prize such as swimming naked in raw sewerage.
Now I would not use that specific activity for two reasons: 1. I do not want to submit the person to a dangerous activity and 2. There are many public figures who, if seen naked by the public, would traumatize them. Imagine a naked Mitch McConnell. I think only someone with a mind like Steven King can.
The bidding to perform this “honor” will start at $250,000 and the winner of the contest is the lowest bid. How low can you go? To make it fair in the later rounds, bidding will be done in 25 cent increments. How much are you willing to sell out your dignity for money?
I absolutely would! It didn’t specify how HARD the slap had to be (and since I’m a staunch Republican and she’s a Socialist, I feel like slapping her a lot of the time ANYWAY)
Leojim almost 4 years ago
Okay, I’ll do it for a couple of pints and a burger.
laughingkitty almost 4 years ago
It doesn’t say you have to slap them hard. Yu can slap your friend, tell them you were slapping a mosquito and then collect your $2000. Why not?
nosirrom almost 4 years ago
I’d do it for free if I could use a fish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8XeDvKqI4E
Gent almost 4 years ago
I’d do anything for free food. Okay, almost anything.
Shirl Summ Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Is that 2 million or 2 thousand? There’s an oddly placed period in there.
pcolli almost 4 years ago
What will she do for a box of wine?
dflak almost 4 years ago
What are you willing to do for a Klondike Bar?
I have an idea for a contest. The challenge is issued to anyone who is in public office. “What are you willing to do for a campaign donation?” I come up with some debasing activity that the political figure has to preform to collect the prize such as swimming naked in raw sewerage.
Now I would not use that specific activity for two reasons: 1. I do not want to submit the person to a dangerous activity and 2. There are many public figures who, if seen naked by the public, would traumatize them. Imagine a naked Mitch McConnell. I think only someone with a mind like Steven King can.
The bidding to perform this “honor” will start at $250,000 and the winner of the contest is the lowest bid. How low can you go? To make it fair in the later rounds, bidding will be done in 25 cent increments. How much are you willing to sell out your dignity for money?
Michael G. almost 4 years ago
You could charge more, due to the scarcity of “friends” in your life!
Marvin Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Aunty, are the headaches getting worse again?
freewaydog almost 4 years ago
I would slap my worst enemy & pretend it’s my best friend in order to get the $!
christelisbetty almost 4 years ago
If it really was my best friend, they’d let me hit them, then we’d go out for beer & cheeseburgers.
jango almost 4 years ago
Loveslap!
dayle2 almost 4 years ago
I absolutely would! It didn’t specify how HARD the slap had to be (and since I’m a staunch Republican and she’s a Socialist, I feel like slapping her a lot of the time ANYWAY)
bobwigg761 almost 4 years ago
I’d settle for just having a best friend.
amaneaux almost 4 years ago
No way! He’s a lot bigger than me!
My second-best friend, absolutely. Then I’d explain why I did it, and split the prize.
Bill The Nuke almost 4 years ago
Or just the burger.
j_syr almost 4 years ago
$2,000.000?
NELS BALWIT Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I’d do it for free! Just to start something. It has been WAY too quiet this past year!
bookworm0812 almost 4 years ago
I would do it, but only if he LETS me. Also, I’m willing to give him the opportunity to slap me back. And then we can split it.
LrdSlvrhnd almost 4 years ago
“$2,000.000”? Either there’s a slipped comma or an extra 0, and I’m not sure which lol
t_a_80111 almost 4 years ago
Another example of lack of mathematical knowledge! 3 zeros behind the decimal point?
the5169 almost 4 years ago
Is that supposed to be 2 million or 2,000?
bakana almost 4 years ago
I’d want $400. I’m not a big Cheeseburger consumer.
Unless it’s Mushroom & Swiss Cheese burger.
Celarius Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I would do it only for the cheeseburger if it has bacon on it
paullp Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Sure I would. Then, being the nice guy I am, I’d split the money with him.