On the one hand, I like that the parents here are considering the punishment menu Zoe’s provided. On the other hand, OMG! They’re considering the punishment menu Zoe’s provided!
Hammie needs to lawyer up. A good case could be made that the worst he did was swallow a spitball. Yeah, he was going to blow it, but his conscience got the better of him and he swallowed it instead. That’s how I would spin it anyway.
Can we use the same punishments on you when you get in trouble, Zoe? Oh yeah right, Zoe doesn’t get in trouble. She rats on everyone else getting in trouble, especially Hammie.
“Zoe, we’re happy to apply your personal allowance, moving forward, to the construction of a pillory. And of course, YOU will be our ‘crash test dummy’… ERRR!… Quality Assurance agent.”
I wonder if Zoe recalls the incident where she made an unbelievably foolish response to her mother, and ended up squashed in the corner so hard she looked like a stick figure.(A little of Zoe goes a long way. I’ve been reading my strip collections lately, and she comes across overall as a thoroughly unpleasant brat.)
Hammie does not deserve punishment for something he didn’t do. But Zoe, a little tattletail and self centered brat, needs a time out for self reflection. Daryl!! Step up and handle this.
“A pillory is a wooden or metal framework that was used as a public punishment during the medieval and renaissance periods. It was a device that exposed the head and hands of an offender to public ridicule and scorn.”
allen@home 9 months ago
Isn’t the love between a brother and sister just wonderful.
Ratkin Premium Member 9 months ago
You need to get one in stock.
californiamonty 9 months ago
On the one hand, I like that the parents here are considering the punishment menu Zoe’s provided. On the other hand, OMG! They’re considering the punishment menu Zoe’s provided!
cracker65 9 months ago
She needs to be punished for making that list.
Jeff0811 9 months ago
Hammie needs to lawyer up. A good case could be made that the worst he did was swallow a spitball. Yeah, he was going to blow it, but his conscience got the better of him and he swallowed it instead. That’s how I would spin it anyway.
Macushlalondra 9 months ago
Can we use the same punishments on you when you get in trouble, Zoe? Oh yeah right, Zoe doesn’t get in trouble. She rats on everyone else getting in trouble, especially Hammie.
BenGMan 9 months ago
What’s wrong with her?
markkahler52 9 months ago
Guillotines available?
jmworacle 9 months ago
Thanks, we’ll keep these in mind when your time comes up like right now,
iggyman 9 months ago
What is she reading that she knows of such things?
The Orange Mailman 9 months ago
Not yet. Use it for tattlers too.
tremaine53 9 months ago
“Zoe, we’re happy to apply your personal allowance, moving forward, to the construction of a pillory. And of course, YOU will be our ‘crash test dummy’… ERRR!… Quality Assurance agent.”
Frank Salem Premium Member 9 months ago
I’d buy a pillory if I knew what it was.
SquidGamerGal 9 months ago
Umm… Maybe you should pick a punishment Hammie will NOT enjoy!
mrsdonaldson 9 months ago
PilloryA punishment device in the form of a wooden block, typically placed on a pole, primarily intended to restrain the head (neck) and arms (wrists)
DJohnny 9 months ago
She’s got the wording wrong in panel #3. Guess she’s not that much on the internet?
“Number three might surprise you.”
medaman15 9 months ago
If they made an arc showing that Zoe has no friends, I will not be surprised.
ladykat 9 months ago
Really, Zoe?
ChessPirate 9 months ago
“And see? The Dunkings can double as Bath-Time!”
Daltongang Premium Member 9 months ago
Remember Zoe, what’s good for the goose is good for the gander. Your turn will come.
oish 9 months ago
Just get one from “My Pillory” as seen on TV – the interlocking features help prevent escape
DKHenderson 9 months ago
I wonder if Zoe recalls the incident where she made an unbelievably foolish response to her mother, and ended up squashed in the corner so hard she looked like a stick figure.(A little of Zoe goes a long way. I’ve been reading my strip collections lately, and she comes across overall as a thoroughly unpleasant brat.)
KageKat 9 months ago
Zoe, don’t you have a more productive use of your time?
IndyW 9 months ago
Hammie does not deserve punishment for something he didn’t do. But Zoe, a little tattletail and self centered brat, needs a time out for self reflection. Daryl!! Step up and handle this.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs 9 months ago
Go ahead and make Hammie feel deprived!! Get him a pillory!
kab2rb 9 months ago
Should have know Zoe be involved the research right punishment for Hammie.
The Quiet One 9 months ago
Maybe you should focus on yourself Zoe.
brick10 9 months ago
I’m sure Zoe has a pillory “in the cart” on Amazon. Just needs to click the Order Now button.
j.l.farmer 9 months ago
Zoe needs to go to her room and stay out of what is going on with Hammie !!
tvstevie 9 months ago
I hate her. She reminds me too much of my sister, who’s three years older and for fifteen years never let me forget it.
ToneeRhianRose about 3 hours ago
I’m sure 1 could be constructed!
“A pillory is a wooden or metal framework that was used as a public punishment during the medieval and renaissance periods. It was a device that exposed the head and hands of an offender to public ridicule and scorn.”