On the one hand, I like that the parents here are considering the punishment menu Zoe’s provided. On the other hand, OMG! They’re considering the punishment menu Zoe’s provided!
Hammie needs to lawyer up. A good case could be made that the worst he did was swallow a spitball. Yeah, he was going to blow it, but his conscience got the better of him and he swallowed it instead. That’s how I would spin it anyway.
Can we use the same punishments on you when you get in trouble, Zoe? Oh yeah right, Zoe doesn’t get in trouble. She rats on everyone else getting in trouble, especially Hammie.
“Zoe, we’re happy to apply your personal allowance, moving forward, to the construction of a pillory. And of course, YOU will be our ‘crash test dummy’… ERRR!… Quality Assurance agent.”
I wonder if Zoe recalls the incident where she made an unbelievably foolish response to her mother, and ended up squashed in the corner so hard she looked like a stick figure.(A little of Zoe goes a long way. I’ve been reading my strip collections lately, and she comes across overall as a thoroughly unpleasant brat.)
Hammie does not deserve punishment for something he didn’t do. But Zoe, a little tattletail and self centered brat, needs a time out for self reflection. Daryl!! Step up and handle this.
“A pillory is a wooden or metal framework that was used as a public punishment during the medieval and renaissance periods. It was a device that exposed the head and hands of an offender to public ridicule and scorn.”
allen@home about 1 year ago
Isn’t the love between a brother and sister just wonderful.
Ratkin Premium Member about 1 year ago
You need to get one in stock.
californiamonty about 1 year ago
On the one hand, I like that the parents here are considering the punishment menu Zoe’s provided. On the other hand, OMG! They’re considering the punishment menu Zoe’s provided!
cracker65 about 1 year ago
She needs to be punished for making that list.
Jeff0811 about 1 year ago
Hammie needs to lawyer up. A good case could be made that the worst he did was swallow a spitball. Yeah, he was going to blow it, but his conscience got the better of him and he swallowed it instead. That’s how I would spin it anyway.
Macushlalondra about 1 year ago
Can we use the same punishments on you when you get in trouble, Zoe? Oh yeah right, Zoe doesn’t get in trouble. She rats on everyone else getting in trouble, especially Hammie.
BenGMan about 1 year ago
What’s wrong with her?
markkahler52 about 1 year ago
Guillotines available?
jmworacle about 1 year ago
Thanks, we’ll keep these in mind when your time comes up like right now,
iggyman about 1 year ago
What is she reading that she knows of such things?
The Orange Mailman about 1 year ago
Not yet. Use it for tattlers too.
tremaine53 about 1 year ago
“Zoe, we’re happy to apply your personal allowance, moving forward, to the construction of a pillory. And of course, YOU will be our ‘crash test dummy’… ERRR!… Quality Assurance agent.”
Frank Salem Premium Member about 1 year ago
I’d buy a pillory if I knew what it was.
SquidGamerGal about 1 year ago
Umm… Maybe you should pick a punishment Hammie will NOT enjoy!
mrsdonaldson about 1 year ago
PilloryA punishment device in the form of a wooden block, typically placed on a pole, primarily intended to restrain the head (neck) and arms (wrists)
DJohnny about 1 year ago
She’s got the wording wrong in panel #3. Guess she’s not that much on the internet?
“Number three might surprise you.”
medaman15 about 1 year ago
If they made an arc showing that Zoe has no friends, I will not be surprised.
ladykat about 1 year ago
Really, Zoe?
ChessPirate about 1 year ago
“And see? The Dunkings can double as Bath-Time!”
Daltongang Premium Member about 1 year ago
Remember Zoe, what’s good for the goose is good for the gander. Your turn will come.
oish about 1 year ago
Just get one from “My Pillory” as seen on TV – the interlocking features help prevent escape
DKHenderson about 1 year ago
I wonder if Zoe recalls the incident where she made an unbelievably foolish response to her mother, and ended up squashed in the corner so hard she looked like a stick figure.(A little of Zoe goes a long way. I’ve been reading my strip collections lately, and she comes across overall as a thoroughly unpleasant brat.)
KageKat about 1 year ago
Zoe, don’t you have a more productive use of your time?
IndyW about 1 year ago
Hammie does not deserve punishment for something he didn’t do. But Zoe, a little tattletail and self centered brat, needs a time out for self reflection. Daryl!! Step up and handle this.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 1 year ago
Go ahead and make Hammie feel deprived!! Get him a pillory!
kab2rb about 1 year ago
Should have know Zoe be involved the research right punishment for Hammie.
The Quiet One about 1 year ago
Maybe you should focus on yourself Zoe.
brick10 about 1 year ago
I’m sure Zoe has a pillory “in the cart” on Amazon. Just needs to click the Order Now button.
j.l.farmer almost 1 year ago
Zoe needs to go to her room and stay out of what is going on with Hammie !!
tvstevie almost 1 year ago
I hate her. She reminds me too much of my sister, who’s three years older and for fifteen years never let me forget it.
ToneeRhianRose 3 months ago
I’m sure 1 could be constructed!
“A pillory is a wooden or metal framework that was used as a public punishment during the medieval and renaissance periods. It was a device that exposed the head and hands of an offender to public ridicule and scorn.”