B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 14, 2022

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    Imagine  almost 2 years ago

    Better than saying “I got drunk last night and woke up like this this morning”.

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    … at sea.

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    dcdete.  almost 2 years ago

    So would you call that a tortoiseshell turtle, or a tortoisesail turtle?

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    Muzi54  almost 2 years ago

    Does that make him a hybrid? (don’t want to know where you plug in the charger cable)

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    Farside99  almost 2 years ago

    Christopher Tortungus.

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    gammaguy  almost 2 years ago

    “Better mileage.”

    Only if the wind’s blowing the way you want to go. (I see no lines.)

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    Enter.Name.Here  almost 2 years ago

    “Why do we look like little dinosaurs in army helmets”

    “Shh!”

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    Enter.Name.Here  almost 2 years ago

    “Wait. Lemme turn around and show you my rudder.”

    “NO!”

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    sandpiper  almost 2 years ago

    What!! No solar panels?

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    littlejohn Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Well…… Looking at them, they seem to use green-energy.

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    figuratively speaking  almost 2 years ago

    Every little bit helps. He’s probably shaved off 2 seconds from his best time walking to the store a half-block away.

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    Chithing Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Whichever way the wind blows…

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    yip yip yip   almost 2 years ago

    Run the Skull and Cross Bone up the mast and plunder ye neighbors shell. Yip yip yip yip yip

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    jagedlo  almost 2 years ago

    I see…a shell sail…

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    Just-me  almost 2 years ago

    A Sailback sea turtle?

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Their shells are almost impenetrable. Good luck

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  almost 2 years ago

    This is only helpful in the direction of the wind, which may send him far afield of his local Shell.

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    MRC112  almost 2 years ago

    Only better mileage if the wind is blowing in the right direction

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    maxcat631  almost 2 years ago

    Could have a bit of trouble in a head wind.

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    OutOfHere  almost 2 years ago

    Should have tied the sail to his tail and eaten a couple of cans of beans with a few beers to wash them down.

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    rshive  almost 2 years ago

    As if it makes a difference.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Go for it. It’ll probably work better than that racing stripe painted down your tail. Wait. That is paint, isn’t it?

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    EnlilEnkiEa  almost 2 years ago

    He has a cousin with a propeller shell, another with a parachute shell,… then there’s his cousin Skimpy, he’s just really light.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    And keeps that freeloading bird of his back as a bonus.

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    preacherman Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Great mileage is you’re going with the wind. Of course, you could use tacking.

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    RobertJones  almost 2 years ago

    Hybrid Model!

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    paullp Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    He’s gone hi-tech!

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    mindjob  almost 2 years ago

    The autopilot is a great feature. He can just sit back and watch TV

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    Asharah  almost 2 years ago

    The hare will complain he’s cheating

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