Better than saying “I got drunk last night and woke up like this this morning”.
… at sea.
So would you call that a tortoiseshell turtle, or a tortoisesail turtle?
Does that make him a hybrid? (don’t want to know where you plug in the charger cable)
Christopher Tortungus.
“Better mileage.”
Only if the wind’s blowing the way you want to go. (I see no lines.)
“Why do we look like little dinosaurs in army helmets”
“Shh!”
“Wait. Lemme turn around and show you my rudder.”
“NO!”
What!! No solar panels?
Well…… Looking at them, they seem to use green-energy.
Every little bit helps. He’s probably shaved off 2 seconds from his best time walking to the store a half-block away.
Whichever way the wind blows…
Run the Skull and Cross Bone up the mast and plunder ye neighbors shell. Yip yip yip yip yip
I see…a shell sail…
A Sailback sea turtle?
Their shells are almost impenetrable. Good luck
This is only helpful in the direction of the wind, which may send him far afield of his local Shell.
Only better mileage if the wind is blowing in the right direction
Could have a bit of trouble in a head wind.
Should have tied the sail to his tail and eaten a couple of cans of beans with a few beers to wash them down.
As if it makes a difference.
Go for it. It’ll probably work better than that racing stripe painted down your tail. Wait. That is paint, isn’t it?
He has a cousin with a propeller shell, another with a parachute shell,… then there’s his cousin Skimpy, he’s just really light.
And keeps that freeloading bird of his back as a bonus.
Great mileage is you’re going with the wind. Of course, you could use tacking.
Hybrid Model!
He’s gone hi-tech!
The autopilot is a great feature. He can just sit back and watch TV
The hare will complain he’s cheating
Imagine almost 2 years ago
Better than saying “I got drunk last night and woke up like this this morning”.
Doug K almost 2 years ago
… at sea.
dcdete. almost 2 years ago
So would you call that a tortoiseshell turtle, or a tortoisesail turtle?
Muzi54 almost 2 years ago
Does that make him a hybrid? (don’t want to know where you plug in the charger cable)
Farside99 almost 2 years ago
Christopher Tortungus.
gammaguy almost 2 years ago
“Better mileage.”
Only if the wind’s blowing the way you want to go. (I see no lines.)
Enter.Name.Here almost 2 years ago
“Why do we look like little dinosaurs in army helmets”
“Shh!”
Enter.Name.Here almost 2 years ago
“Wait. Lemme turn around and show you my rudder.”
“NO!”
sandpiper almost 2 years ago
What!! No solar panels?
littlejohn Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Well…… Looking at them, they seem to use green-energy.
figuratively speaking almost 2 years ago
Every little bit helps. He’s probably shaved off 2 seconds from his best time walking to the store a half-block away.
Chithing Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Whichever way the wind blows…
yip yip yip almost 2 years ago
Run the Skull and Cross Bone up the mast and plunder ye neighbors shell. Yip yip yip yip yip
jagedlo almost 2 years ago
I see…a shell sail…
Just-me almost 2 years ago
A Sailback sea turtle?
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
Their shells are almost impenetrable. Good luck
Frank Burns Eats Worms almost 2 years ago
This is only helpful in the direction of the wind, which may send him far afield of his local Shell.
MRC112 almost 2 years ago
Only better mileage if the wind is blowing in the right direction
maxcat631 almost 2 years ago
Could have a bit of trouble in a head wind.
OutOfHere almost 2 years ago
Should have tied the sail to his tail and eaten a couple of cans of beans with a few beers to wash them down.
rshive almost 2 years ago
As if it makes a difference.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Go for it. It’ll probably work better than that racing stripe painted down your tail. Wait. That is paint, isn’t it?
EnlilEnkiEa almost 2 years ago
He has a cousin with a propeller shell, another with a parachute shell,… then there’s his cousin Skimpy, he’s just really light.
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 2 years ago
And keeps that freeloading bird of his back as a bonus.
preacherman Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Great mileage is you’re going with the wind. Of course, you could use tacking.
RobertJones almost 2 years ago
Hybrid Model!
paullp Premium Member almost 2 years ago
He’s gone hi-tech!
mindjob almost 2 years ago
The autopilot is a great feature. He can just sit back and watch TV
Asharah almost 2 years ago
The hare will complain he’s cheating