B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 22, 2023

It’s cheaper to buy 3 singles than 1 triple?

The price from single to double triples, from double to triple doubles. Funny, what would now cost a quadruple?

Quadruple By-pass surgery.

so it’s a no

Bronto Burgers are Fred’s favorite.

Quadruple . . . . 10 clams

And whether you can clam up.

With those prices, he must also be in the chowder business as a sideline.

That’s one way to clam up…..

A quadruple bypass maybe…

Why buy a double when you can get 3 singles for the price of one double….

I saw that BK is now selling ‘quadruple’ burgers .. with cheese! Depending on the cost of these things, if 2 persons were to buy a quad & split it, it might be cheaper than each getting a double.

It would be quicker just to open an artery and shove the burger in.

I would rather make my clams into a chowder.

And yes, I do my own cooking.

And you would have to sign a waiver absolving the burger place of all blame!

Kind of reminds me of “Heart Attack Grill” in Las Vegas. Outrageously huge burgers with mega-sized orders of fries and gigantic shakes. The wait staff dressed in ‘naughty nurse’ outfits with stethoscopes. A scale is near the entrance and customers weighing over 350 lbs. eat free. Some meals come with a ‘naughty nurse’ paddling for failure to clean the plate. Great food and tons of fun. ;-)

Well, I have no idea what a quad bronto burger would be like, but last night I polished off five pancakes, two large sausage patties, two strips of bacon and two deserts. I acquired my sugar allotment for the month. Now, it’s Ash Wednesday and the beginning of fasting.

I think it has been several years since I’ve had a fast-food chain burger. However when I do, I go for Hardee’s (Carl’s Jr. out west). According to the book “Eat This Not That,” they have the worst burgers for your health. If I am going to sin, I am going to sin big.

I used to order 4×4′s at In-n-Out Burger. Those days are long gone…

Moderation they said, what’s moderation to them is not the same to me….

There was a typographical error…it’s actually supposed to say “pronto” burger as in served quickly.

You will need Depends® after a quadruple.

Is eating a Bronto Burger unhealthy?…

The ‘diet’ version is a single Bronto patty… with triple the bacon and cheese. Your body is a prehistoric temple ya know.

I recuse myself from this discussion.

I still go to 5 Guys for the peanuts and milkshakes

Yeah, maybe I shouldn’t, but what a way to go though….

Eat the clams … your best girl would appreciate it.

Yeah, applies to your quadruple bypass, too.

Now I am hungry for Shake Shack, but I went last month. Moderation for me – maybe 3 hamburgers a year. Or less.

Alive or dead. Yip yip yip yip yip

And whether or not you have 10 clams.

Sausage/egg muffin, potato crisp and small coffee cost me about 3 bucks 3 yrs ago. today: $8.70. So much for my once a week treat.

Check out the price ratios….