B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 18, 2024

Heads up!

Rolling, rolling, rolling, got toe keep them rolling. . .

Old joke. Be Alert! The country needs more Lerts!

Are there two ways to read that sign?

Just don’t try to stop a rolling cannon ball with your foot. Amazing how many fools used to try and do that with the cannonballs fired from cannon that rolled or bounced along the ground.

If see what rolling by?

Is he in France

I never was able to get ahead, much less stop one.

Reminds me of this story. A man walked into a bar carrying a head. He place it on the bar and announced, this is my son, and it’s his 21st birthday, so give him a drink. The bartender reluctantly put a beer in front of the head. He took one sip, and a neck and torso magically appeared. Excited, he took another sip, and arms grew out of his new body. With his new arms, he excitedly finished off the beer and saw two new legs sprout from his body. “Look at me! I’m whole!” he cried and ran out outside to show the world. As he ran out into the street, a truck ran him over.

The bartender turned to the father and said, “That boy should’ve quit when he was ahead.”

Back in the 80s that sign was just as popular as “Just Say No”

Maybe a nearby business is having a big layoff. “Heads will roll”.

Yes, stop that rolling head! You never know when that rolling head could be your own, (back in [B.D.] before the dark ages.)

Actor: “What’s that in the road? A head?” Director: "No! It’s “what’s that in the road ahead?”

Then there was the head seen floating down the river singing, “I ain’t got nobody….”

Hey! Leave me alone, it’s legal now! And besides, I don’t roll mine… ☺

Let it Be!

Another Pastis worthy pun. See Mother Goose and Grimm.

collect enough and become the headmaster

If it says “Hi”, I’m gonna let it keep going…

The sign is not MUTCD compliant.

They don’t roll in a straight line.

Eye rolls, head nods, but rolling heads.. never. And frankly if I saw a head on its own I would not stop. Now, if someone was giving head….

In “MIB 3”, an extraterrestial alien, that operated a bowiling alley, was refusing to provide information to agents J & K. The agents removed his somewhat detachable head and proceeded to torture him by rolling his head like a bowling ball down an alley only to get a split. Agent “J” used his “Low hanging fruit shot” to nail the two upright pins converting it to a strike. The head knew this wouldn’t end until he “spilled his guts”, figuratively speaking.

There are filming the latest zombie apocalypse flick, and rolling heads have been a problem

What’s that in the road, a head?

Bocce, what the mob did with Luca Brasi’s head.

so another who sees things as I do sometimes

On our first trip into the Rockies, my dad told us the story of an old Indian Chief who once lived in those very mountains we were about to enter. He would suddenly appear and frighten settlers heading through the pass. After he died, they say his ghost still wandered the mountains, scaring drivers even to this day. There are signs posted in places where he’s been spotted, warning drivers to be alert and watch for him. His name: Falling Rocks.

Is that a “Game of Thrones” reference?

Even if he’s on his way to the head shop?

Stop! A head!

I suppose that’s one way to get ahead…

That certainly took a dark turn.

Stop Ahead, take away his stash.

Some heads are gonna roll. Great song by Judas priest.

Many years ago when my sister and I were younger she would push on my forehead whenever we encountered one of these signs

Ah, thanks for the memories. When I was a kid, we used to grab a sibling’s head upon seeing one of those signs. Well, we got tired of that fast, but it happened more than once as I recall.

What’s on the road, a head?