Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for September 22, 2019

Pucky’s “please” dance! I’m so pleased to see it!

The woman seems to enjoy the dance, but does not connect it with her “KWIRISHHH” finger.

“KWRISHHH”!! :-)

I’d give him whipped cream, he’s so cute!

Do a little dance … make a little KWRISHH! … get whipped cream tonight!

Poor Elvis. Sitting so patiently by and being totally ignored! I suppose he thinks the “please dance” is undignified.Jasper’s “whipped cream please dance” was to levitate up on his hind legs like a meerkat!

Sunday Funday!!!! Ok, the Mega-Orb gives so much, I’d like to give back to the Orb, but of course, I can’t do it alone. Since soon we will no longer need a spoiler zone, I think if we had a designated spot each week for folks to share something fun, great news, a funny story, a joke, anything. This is not to prescribe that this is the only place or time to do it, if you have great news or something to share at anytime, by all means DO so!

Just like the spoiler zone, whoever thinks of it first on a Sunday should start it, even if you don’t have something to share!!!

Sorry, Elvis, but without the “please” dance, you are destined to be disappointed.

The quiet ones are rarely spotted, Elvis.

The canned stuff has a funny, off flavor for me. I wish I liked it. The real thing or Cool Whip Extra Creamy for me.

I was lucky to have two cats that were not lactose intolerant. It was a joy to share my whipped cream, or even just heavy/whipping cream with them. Boy! did they just love it. There reactions were quite similar! :)

Best Elvis photo ever. Jeepers, creepers, where’d he get those peepers! I think it must have been taken from Camera One!

https://www.instagram.com/p/B2qLQUhJ2Kx/

I think the boys are hoping for This……..

https://i.imgur.com/KrPsMxO.jpg

With a side of This……..

https://i.imgur.com/aJEiVR5.jpg

And a touch of That……..

https://i.imgur.com/7JDQUgs.jpg

Joke Time:

I told my niece that I saw a moose on the way to work this morning. She said, “How do you know he was on his way to work?”

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.

By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.

The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.

And finally…

I don’t care what you think you’re good at, there’s a 7-year-old kid on YouTube doing it better.

How could she say ‘no’ to that?

Hey, Orbsters, the jokes were supposed to go in the Sunday Funday post, but it looks like I screwed up. (I did catch it jumping to a different spot as I posted one of them but I didn’t follow it). Sorry, but I need to hit the hay and don’t have time to repost and delete the old ones. Thanks!

When I was young and didn’t know how to cook my special Sunday breakfast was to bake one of those yellow one dollar Jiffy cakes and while it was still warm serve it with fresh fruit and whipped cream with a little brandy in it. The cats always got a tiny bite with the whipped cream. No fruit though, they tended to roll it around the apartment.

And I thought Elvis was the one who did the dancing!

Now that’s a dandy dance if I saw one!

Work it Pucky!

Oh, those “I’m in starry-eyed love” eyes from Puck.

Elvis you at least have to do the “figure eight though the Woman’s legs” dance. Purring while doing so wouldn’t hurt, either.

Sort of like my kittehs’ “Ham Dance”. ;-)

Oh come on woman, don’t make them beg!!!

Elvis, you are going to need a new choreographer if we are going to get this show to Broadway!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zQIZjCaOB8

I love how the Woman has color coordinated her robe with her hair.

Does whipped cream go with bacon?

Elvis, while Puck is distracting the Woman with his “please dance,” you could be sneaking in from the side and snagging some whipped cream.

What happened to part of Pucky’s hind end in panel four? Is that Lupin going invisible and standing between Puck and the mug?

Pucky’s look of love… so adorable!

Oh, my, Pucky’s starry-eyed love look and his dance – how could anybody say no to those. Elvis, a little purring ankle reinforcement wouldn’t hurt your chances. Lupin, hustle your little razzbuttniks over and get into the act before you miss out!

My heart is happy today! I haven’t seen my grandson for almost 3 years and he has dropped in to visit! He is meeting with his mother and his daughter later for a visit. I hope it goes well. I want to take a picture of the 4 generations together and try to print it off so I can frame it.

Hmm… I posted a comment about being happy that another older strip was being done anew, and it has disappeared. Anyway, hopefully we will see all of those that were skipped for one reason or another. Elvis may end up in the butter yet…

Dances well for three legs.

My cat dances for food too.

¡Hola a todos! Si puedes leer esto y entender esto sin Google Translate, entonces eres oficialmente bueno en español.

I think Puck really needs a lavalier microphone; clip it on his tie, and he won’t have to try to dance & hold the microphone at the same time!

Today was Super (Food) Bowl Sunday here at Cat Paradise. I opened a new bag of dry cat food, and the gang got to watch me bring in the bag, cut it open, and slowly pour it into the food storage bucket. Oh joy!

Too adorable for words . . . almost.

Ooh, Pucky, I feel the same way about whipped cream! You and me—panel three!

I must say your spins are perfect and I like how your tail sways while you dance…and purring, while you spin, is a stroke of GENIUS! You sir, are going on to the next round of, ‘Dancing for Whipped Cream!’

It’s not hot chocolate without the whipped cream and it’s not whipped cream without a cat or 5 begging for a schpritz.

I remember learning, a looooong time ago, that some naturalists and animal handlers used canned whipped cream to pacify cougars and tigers. The commercial cans don’t have enough range, so they used seltzer bottles filled with it. They’d squirt it right at the cat’s snarling mouth. Cat went from dangerously irritated and aggravated to “Hunh? What? Yummy! Why was I upset? Nevermind. More?”

Woman, don’t be shocked if cat petty revenge will plotted if you don’t add a dollop of whipped cream on each kitty’s breakfast.

By the way, off topic, watching the Howdy Modi programme live from halfway across the world. A howdy to you BCN friends from the US of A. (Waving my bear hand at cha).

Nothing like cats milling around and meowing anxiously.

Puck’s so cute with those big “I’m in love” eyes and that dance. Elvis is adorable with his disgust at being ignored for Puck’s “hop, spin, hop and purr” dance.

“KWIRISHHH” – Lupin looks as if he’s a dollop of whipped cream!

Dance like you NEED the fluffy milk! Doing the three legged dance of acquisition by enchantment! Go Puck!!

I tried Kiki on some whipped-cream. She wasn’t impressed.

She does look pleased indeed!

Between the “my please dance” and the “cap came off” lines, this one made me laugh. These cats are something else.

Oh. Did I mention? Whipped cream!

The call to action for my cats is the sound of the can opener, they are banking on the possibility it’s canned tuna. Ricky like canned peas too. They don’t like canned beans.

Awwww I love puckys happy dance

i just realized this cn news means cat news news why is this? i like but i am wondering.