Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for February 07, 2025

Goldie is on the case. Now we’ll finally get to the bottom of it. She’s as sharp as a…well….axe?

Having a deep philosophical discussion with a cat? Who does that? (I mean, other than about 98%+ of the people here.)

Right, Goldie! The brother-in-law shows up without even a toothbrush and spends the night, and then gives a minute-by-minute alibi to the police the next day? That’s always struck me as suspicious. Also, there was an early train from Fairhaven and one back. Emma could have been in on it. . .

Have we ever seen the People and the Cats understanding each other’s language?

Murder she chatted with cats? Not quite Jessica Fletcher but it’s 2am and you have to be up in 4 hours! Go to sleep or we call in Ora Zella!

Goldie on her back with her head against the pillow and all 4 paws in the air is adorable!

We cat servants often have conversations with our furry overlords.

Panel 4…Goldie toe beans!!!

Me either, Goldie.

OT: FURNACE FIXED!!!

In an ill-advised advertising gambit, Lizzie’s likeness briefly appeared on cartons of Borden’s brand milk.

Exactly, Goldie! We’ve all had our “lost it” moments. Maybe not quite that bad but still …

Yeah, that half brother is so, Sus!

When she picks a pro, she picks a PRO !!!

::virtually skritching the white floof patch::

Years ago during a trip back East, we stayed at the Borden house for 2 nights. The first night, we attended a seance. The overnight guests also got a tour of the scary basement where it was rumored that ghosts hung out.

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

At the oPyramid Library

Beatrixia: Elvis, have you heard back from Mag-Lor about the Voyage Scroll?

Elvis-Anum: Yes. He says he and his family know about the scroll, but haven’t really studied it. They think it’s written in a script that predates the Tengwar script his father created. I brought his letter:

Dear Friend Elvis, I trust you are doing well. Give my best to Queen Cat and all the cats and kittens of the court.

My family and I have seen the Voyage Scroll, but have not had the opportunity to study it. There are many theories about who may have written it. The one most often quoted is that it is associated with the Ancient and Accepted Procurers’ Guild. Which branch, and what purpose it serves is not told.

I will find out what I can about the Scroll. In the meantime, be well. Your friend, Mag-Lor.

Bea: I’m sure the Royal Procurers will never tell.

Alice-Ata: That’s true.

Beaver Lee Cleary: But maybe the Librarians can find out a thing or two!

You picked the best cat to discuss the case with, Woman.

I don’t think the woman is actually replying to the cat. Her sentences can stand alone. But Beatrice(is this Beatrice?) Is intelligent and can understand her.

I know i sound crazy, I am…..But I often have conversations with my girls. I can usually understand them, especially when they talk back. LOL

I have been summoned and am typing this as Holmes dictates. Ahem:

“Goldie raises some valid points, and her grasp of the case details is excellent. She is a worthy detective.”

I have been released to continue my day. Cheers, everyone.

Ah, nothing like a good late-night conversation about murder. Goldie is definitely a good cat to go to for this.

Goldie, toebeans, and true crime – could this day get any better??