Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 29, 2020

They must have invented ‘stupid’…

They must have allowed their teenager to drive.

Distracted warping is a very serious matter among starfaring peoples.

HANG UP AND FLY

Let’s see. The aliens invented cloaking, warp drive and artificial gravity. But a functional self-driving vehicle is still beyond their capability?

Apparently they have a Darwin in their history…

“They’re leaving a black, sticky adhesive on the moon!” “They must have invented Flex Tape.”

That’s a pretty big ship.

Hope they’ve invented backup beepers.

Pretty large, it’s about 3/4 the size of the moon.

The ship has to be that big to carry enough TP for interstellar travel.

“I thought that was the brake pedal. Sorry.”

They must have invented drunk driving.

I have a feeling a raccoon, a tree and some guy from the 80’s hijacked that ship.

Recent update just bricked the navigation controls.

I would place this at the second best of all time. The winner is still when Brewster beats Death at a game of Hungry Hungry Hippos.

Even the most advanced Civilizations make stupid mistakes every once in a while.Ours keeps making the same ones over and over again.

“Don’t worry, it’ll buff out.”

“Take us to your Linkedin”… ☺

This is why you must leave your smartphone off when piloting a spacecraft.

I hope they have good insurance.

Invasion of the Teenage Dunderheads

Kind of a small moon. Or a really large spaceship.

No – they’re in love. ♫ When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. ♫

Funny!

Stupid is simply a natural force of the universe. It’s needed to weed out the weak.

They learned Texting from studying Humans.

Another Species destroyed by Humanity’s carelessness.