Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 14, 2021

“Hominy soldiers do you have?” “Yes.”

If the situation becomes more heated, Brewster may have to break out the ‘pop’ gun.

Cut out the Corn, Pops.

That army is cobbled together.

Cereal killers, but good listeners – all ears.

What a bunch of corn flakes. Their highest rank is kernel. They live in a maze and they pop at the slightest exertion.

No worries, they are CORN to lose!

thufferin’ thuccotash!

Mmmmmm… Pop corn!

I knew that pun was coming.

Maize piracy – buccaneer.

Please, maize it stop!

Groan….! Getting desperate here folks. Leave it, Rickard.

Kelloggs to the rescue!

Now you see…this is why they tell soldiers not to make popcorn in the barracks. You never know when a colonel will pop up.

I have the seed of an idea.

Ah shucks!

A cornucopia of corny puns!

Somebody in here anticipated the “kernel” gag yesterday.

Threaten to turn them into high fructose corn syrup!

Send in the big John Deere S-790 it cuts them plucks them and shucks them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dGAZ8Vlims

A corn brawl? Sounds like a real tassel tussle.

Mr. Rickard should detassle this group and move on to a new field.

A few more days of these puns could inspire some movie sequels. Jodie Foster’s sequel movie title will be Corntact, and the Star Trek franchise will make StarTrek: First Corntact.

“Of course I’m a Kernel! Can’t you see the tassels?”

Why is it always about cornfrontation? Can we just have a peaceful corngress and cornclude on what is good for all?

All of these puns are making me cornfused.

This story arc has taken the starch out of me. I can only sit and cry, “¡No masa!”

Looks like my comment yesterday was a day early – the Kernel IS a husky guy.

Brewster may face the HFCS — the Hard Fighting Corn Soldiers! (For corn’s sake…)

Brewster should bring in Pam, she will be able to butter them up.

When do we get to “corn bred”?

This is giving me a corniption!

This kernel is about to get chewed out…

These jokes are really getting corny

He’s not really the leader. Everybody there is a kernel.

Kinda reminds me of the terrible accident at the local Army base. A popcorn truck turned over and killed two colonels.

They have several trick moves you need to be aware of to fight them. I have them all here in this Deke-alb-um.

Just thought about the famous Dorothy Parker quote: “You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.”

This whole situation really has me cornfused.

Where’s the flakes?