Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 20, 2021

Be careful what you say, Brewster. You don’t know how the ladder will react. They tend not to be stable.

I have a stepladder. I never knew my real ladder.

Aw, screw it.

I’d ad-vise against that, Brewster.

‘On you go now! Run, son, like the devil

And tell your mother to try

To find me a bubble for the spirit level

And a new knot for this tie.’

The Errand By Seamus Heaney

That leader had better watch his own steps.

Before the Ladder became the leader he had to deal with some issues – he got stepped on by almost everyone and it seemed others only wanted to use him to get themselves to higher places.

It’s their step ladder… they never knew their real ladder…

He’s taking it all the way to the top, isn’t he?

Poor Bruster will be wrung out from all this.

These tool puns are really ratcheting up the pain.

I think this one has rung its course.

Groan…

I knews this pun would show up sooner or ladder.

Love it.

The Ladder being informed his mortal enemy is about to attack: “Boss, the plane, the plane!”

( ͡ ﹏ʖ ͡  )

The Pun Police are on their way. Everyone evacuate!

“Take me to your ladder” wins the Stephan Pastis Awful Pun Award for today, I think.

I’m wondering if there’ll be music—cutting-edge music—provided by bandsaws.

Well what do know, a living Whisky Stick.

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Does the level eat a “balanced” diet?

Now we will find out if Brewster is going to get on top of this situation.

So that’s what a complete ladder looks like. I spent most of my time on the bottom rung

Things will escalate if General Ratchet shows up.

Little 3 foot alien lands on earth and is approached by a tall beautiful gal. She asks “Do you want to see our leader?” Alien replies “Take me to your ladder. I’ll see your leader later”.

Sometimes I get the impression this is not a serious subject.

(just sometimes, mind you)

Wouldn’t they’re leader be a ruler ?

There’s going to be a coup when they realize a ladder isn’t a tool.

“…As someone once remarked to Schubert,/ Take me to your lieder…” Thomas Andrew Lehrer (b. 1928)