Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 19, 2024

Pirates often have parrots. So, close enough.

Squawk is how Cliff and the Mansplainer were talking after yesterday’s class.

Possibly the best Brewster Rockit in a while. Very nice indeed. :-)

S/B YAAAAAAAR!!!!!

I thought it was talk like a Pilates day.

Awwh, here, have a cracker!

So talk like a pirate’s parrot – parroting whatever its (your) pirate says.

It’s all in the accent : “Hey, y’all! Ah’m a parrot! Arrr!”

Brewster must follow Day By Dave.

Pirates need parrots.

I wear a patch on my right eye due to double vision issues (my right eye because that one has other issues as well). This is the one day of the year where I look normal?

As well you should be.

Fast recovery, Brewster – I’m impressed.

To be embarrassed requires a degree of intelligence…so, Brewster…

Hmmm, I don’t know if Brewster actually has the capability to be embarrassed with anything he says!

“Did you hear about the pirates that stole all the farmer’s corn?”

“No! What happened?”

“They’re selling it in town for a dollar each.”

“You mean they’re…”

“Yes, buccaneers!”

Not international privates day? Phooey.

Nice quick change from Parrot to Pirate, Brewster!

How about if you talk like a parrot owned by a pirate?

He should be. About a lot of things. I bet he doesn’t even have on clean underwear.

To my knowledge, the most silliest “holiday” ever created…and to think an adult mind came up with it…

Arrr Brewster, have you ever been to sea?

I had a patch over mi right eye, she had a patch over her right eye, we never did see eye to eye arrh arrh arrh!

Would not a pirate’s parrot be considered a member of the crew? And therefore, a pirate as well? Even if not, given that parrots are excellent mimics, everyday would be “Talk Like a Pirate Day" for that bird!

Talk Like a Pirate Day was just created by the greeting card companies to, um…hmm…er…

More like Talk Like a Cartoon Pirate Day. Pirates were evil, smelly felons, who would just as soon slice off your head as banter with you. I don’t know why people think children should emulate them. Sorry, not cute. Not the same as privateers.

Good save!