Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 01, 2024

They have settlements. You just need to work for them.

Calvin needs to learn to zig-zag while Hobbs is mid-pounch and can’t change direction easily.

Something to tackle

Face it: Calvin has no knack for sports—except “Calvinball”.

When you’re on the losing side, you don’t get negotiated settlements, you get terms of surrender.

He should have stopped running 1 second earlier.

Calvin set the rules, now he wants to change them?

Personal foul ! fifteen ah ah gallons of ice-cream.

Juke, Calvin! Juke!!

Perhaps penalty flags.

Nope! That ball was never the target. This is truly Calvin (is a) ball.

Hobbes should play for the Cincinnati team.

I love it! Calvin’s little shoes flying after Hobbes tackles him.

Considering all the other things Calvin does, I’m surprised he has a survival instinct.

Ohhh, you’d be surprised…

No it needs an undertaker.

Maybe you should get an agent!!!!!!

That’s not a settlement, it’s politics.

Fumble!

Go Bengals!

referees

Or come up with a bunch of rules that completely emasculate the defensive side under the guise of “player safety”.

A little late for that strategy

That was a WWE-esque spear if I’ve ever seen one

Both shoes were knocked off ….. tackle complete

With Hobbes Butkus, you can kiss your butt goodbye… ㋛

Hobbes should Apply for NFL