Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 01, 2024

They have settlements. You just need to work for them.

Calvin needs to learn to zig-zag while Hobbs is mid-pounch and can’t change direction easily.

Something to tackle

Face it: Calvin has no knack for sports—except “Calvinball”.

When you’re on the losing side, you don’t get negotiated settlements, you get terms of surrender.

He should have stopped running 1 second earlier.

Calvin set the rules, now he wants to change them?

Personal foul ! fifteen ah ah gallons of ice-cream.

Juke, Calvin! Juke!!

Perhaps penalty flags.

Nope! That ball was never the target. This is truly Calvin (is a) ball.

Hobbes should play for the Cincinnati team.

I love it! Calvin’s little shoes flying after Hobbes tackles him.

Considering all the other things Calvin does, I’m surprised he has a survival instinct.

Ohhh, you’d be surprised…

No it needs an undertaker.

Maybe you should get an agent!!!!!!

That’s not a settlement, it’s politics.

Fumble!

Go Bengals!

referees

Or come up with a bunch of rules that completely emasculate the defensive side under the guise of “player safety”.

A little late for that strategy

That was a WWE-esque spear if I’ve ever seen one

Both shoes were knocked off ….. tackle complete

With Hobbes Butkus, you can kiss your butt goodbye… ㋛

Hobbes should Apply for NFL

I might actually watch football if they released live tigers onto the field.

But he held on to the ball. Gotta give him credit for that.

I think that is how Hobbes negotiates.

Subject — predicate agreement? Game “is.”

Hobbes might actually be on the Clemson Tigers team… Calvin has no chance as the announcer screams: “The Tigers go for yet another quarterback sack !”

Remarkably coincident with the ILA strike. :)

Play outdoors in the sunshine more, that’s how it’s done ! ;-)

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Salaries are the only thing that get negotiated in football.Except that Pro teams don’t negotiate with host cities. Extortion is what the team owners do.

So does the game of life. How many years and it’s still relevant.