Calvin, you ought to now by now that Dad ALWAYS wants to get rid of you! BTW, if this strip was ever upgraded, Dad would probably be holding an iPhone, like Jeremy in “Zits”.
SPOCK: Captain, there are approximately one hundred of us engaged in this search, against one creature. The odds against you and I both being killed are 2,228.7 to 1.
KIRK: 2,228.7 to 1? Those are pretty good odds, Mister Spock.
SPOCK: And they are of course accurate, Captain.
KIRK: Of course. Well, I hate to use the word, but logically, with those kind of odds, you might as well stay. But please stay out of trouble, Mister Spock.
I’m not sure that Calvin ought to be talking to his dad. He makes up the most ridiculous explanations for natural events that makes Calvin’s imagination pale in comparison. Of course, Calvin believes what he says, too. Yeah, all the occupants in the looney bin are a bunch of characters!
codycab about 9 hours ago
Being psychic builds character.
dadthedawg Premium Member about 9 hours ago
Calvin, you’re supposed to say, “Pick a number, between one and ten…..”
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover about 9 hours ago
This will make Dad’s poll ratings go down again.
snsurone76 about 8 hours ago
Calvin, you ought to now by now that Dad ALWAYS wants to get rid of you! BTW, if this strip was ever upgraded, Dad would probably be holding an iPhone, like Jeremy in “Zits”.
Calvin for Dog catcher ! about 8 hours ago
Being Psycho scares people !
C about 8 hours ago
He got your number
Imagine about 8 hours ago
Your number is up…
Concretionist about 8 hours ago
Dad’s brighter than he looks.
wallylm about 8 hours ago
Dad’s got the glasses, but he’s not Stephen Colbert (or maybe he’s the anti-Stephen Colbert if you’ve seen the regular Colbert Questionnaire bit).
Gent about 8 hours ago
Of course he trying to gets rid of you. It build character see.
The dude from FL Premium Member about 8 hours ago
Ignoring your child builds character
MichaelAxelFleming about 8 hours ago
What are the odds?
win.45mag about 5 hours ago
I would NEVER have that chair in my living room.
Jayalexander about 5 hours ago
My You’re a cleaver lad now go play in trffic.
Ermine Notyours about 5 hours ago
So that’s why the panelists in Match Game write all the answers down.
paulbbott1629 about 4 hours ago
His book is more important than his son
bigger Nate about 4 hours ago
Wow that’s the number I was thinking
steveh64 about 3 hours ago
If Calvin didn’t read dad’s mind in the 2nd panel, he sure did in the 4th.
BigDaveGlass about 3 hours ago
Also known as passing the buck.
tremaine53 about 3 hours ago
Best dad ever.
Purple People Eater about 3 hours ago
I love Calvin’s expression in the third panel.
CountOlaf2.0 Premium Member about 3 hours ago
Calvin should run out and buy a national lottery ticket.
Kroykali about 2 hours ago
“By golly, you are psychic Calvin! I AM trying to get rid of you.”
gantech about 2 hours ago
SPOCK: Captain, there are approximately one hundred of us engaged in this search, against one creature. The odds against you and I both being killed are 2,228.7 to 1.
KIRK: 2,228.7 to 1? Those are pretty good odds, Mister Spock.
SPOCK: And they are of course accurate, Captain.
KIRK: Of course. Well, I hate to use the word, but logically, with those kind of odds, you might as well stay. But please stay out of trouble, Mister Spock.
SPOCK: That is always my intention, Captain.
erick.robinson about 2 hours ago
god a love this strip… it’s perfect… remember the 1st time I read it….
sandpiper about 1 hour ago
Dad just showed that parents can be aware of trickery and also can turn it back on the young. Good lesson.
rshive about 1 hour ago
Now Calvin will never know if he’s psychic.
baskate_2000 about 1 hour ago
He’s got your number, Calvin.
Blu Bunny 31 minutes ago
I like his 3rd panel look.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 18 minutes ago
I’m not sure that Calvin ought to be talking to his dad. He makes up the most ridiculous explanations for natural events that makes Calvin’s imagination pale in comparison. Of course, Calvin believes what he says, too. Yeah, all the occupants in the looney bin are a bunch of characters!
bloodykate 13 minutes ago
LOL!!!
rockyridge1977 7 minutes ago
…..if first you do not succeed!!!!