Calvin, you ought to now by now that Dad ALWAYS wants to get rid of you! BTW, if this strip was ever upgraded, Dad would probably be holding an iPhone, like Jeremy in “Zits”.
SPOCK: Captain, there are approximately one hundred of us engaged in this search, against one creature. The odds against you and I both being killed are 2,228.7 to 1.
KIRK: 2,228.7 to 1? Those are pretty good odds, Mister Spock.
SPOCK: And they are of course accurate, Captain.
KIRK: Of course. Well, I hate to use the word, but logically, with those kind of odds, you might as well stay. But please stay out of trouble, Mister Spock.
I’m not sure that Calvin ought to be talking to his dad. He makes up the most ridiculous explanations for natural events that makes Calvin’s imagination pale in comparison. Of course, Calvin believes what he says, too. Yeah, all the occupants in the looney bin are a bunch of characters!
codycab 3 months ago
Being psychic builds character.
dadthedawg Premium Member 3 months ago
Calvin, you’re supposed to say, “Pick a number, between one and ten…..”
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover 3 months ago
This will make Dad’s poll ratings go down again.
snsurone76 3 months ago
Calvin, you ought to now by now that Dad ALWAYS wants to get rid of you! BTW, if this strip was ever upgraded, Dad would probably be holding an iPhone, like Jeremy in “Zits”.
C 3 months ago
He got your number
Imagine 3 months ago
Your number is up…
Concretionist 3 months ago
Dad’s brighter than he looks.
wallylm 3 months ago
Dad’s got the glasses, but he’s not Stephen Colbert (or maybe he’s the anti-Stephen Colbert if you’ve seen the regular Colbert Questionnaire bit).
Gent 3 months ago
Of course he trying to gets rid of you. It build character see.
The dude from FL Premium Member 3 months ago
Ignoring your child builds character
MichaelAxelFleming 3 months ago
What are the odds?
win.45mag 3 months ago
I would NEVER have that chair in my living room.
Jayalexander 3 months ago
My You’re a cleaver lad now go play in trffic.
Ermine Notyours 3 months ago
So that’s why the panelists in Match Game write all the answers down.
paulbbott1629 3 months ago
His book is more important than his son
bigger Nate 3 months ago
Wow that’s the number I was thinking
steveh64 3 months ago
If Calvin didn’t read dad’s mind in the 2nd panel, he sure did in the 4th.
BigDaveGlass 3 months ago
Also known as passing the buck.
tremaine53 3 months ago
Best dad ever.
Purple People Eater 3 months ago
I love Calvin’s expression in the third panel.
CountOlaf2.0 Premium Member 3 months ago
Calvin should run out and buy a national lottery ticket.
Kroykali 3 months ago
“By golly, you are psychic Calvin! I AM trying to get rid of you.”
gantech 3 months ago
SPOCK: Captain, there are approximately one hundred of us engaged in this search, against one creature. The odds against you and I both being killed are 2,228.7 to 1.
KIRK: 2,228.7 to 1? Those are pretty good odds, Mister Spock.
SPOCK: And they are of course accurate, Captain.
KIRK: Of course. Well, I hate to use the word, but logically, with those kind of odds, you might as well stay. But please stay out of trouble, Mister Spock.
SPOCK: That is always my intention, Captain.
erick.robinson 3 months ago
god a love this strip… it’s perfect… remember the 1st time I read it….
sandpiper 3 months ago
Dad just showed that parents can be aware of trickery and also can turn it back on the young. Good lesson.
rshive 3 months ago
Now Calvin will never know if he’s psychic.
baskate_2000 3 months ago
He’s got your number, Calvin.
Blu Bunny 3 months ago
I like his 3rd panel look.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 3 months ago
I’m not sure that Calvin ought to be talking to his dad. He makes up the most ridiculous explanations for natural events that makes Calvin’s imagination pale in comparison. Of course, Calvin believes what he says, too. Yeah, all the occupants in the looney bin are a bunch of characters!
bloodykate 3 months ago
LOL!!!
rockyridge1977 3 months ago
…..if first you do not succeed!!!!
ladykat Premium Member 3 months ago
You got that one right, Calvin. Dad just wants to read his paper in peace.
smsrt 3 months ago
Under the category of: “One day you’ll be as smart as your dad…”
Milady Meg 3 months ago
That’s my lucky number!
mindjob 3 months ago
Being a psychic is a good job, just ask Johnny Carson
Otis Rufus Driftwood 3 months ago
And tell her she loves you.
wiley207 3 months ago
I love Calvin’s shocked face in the third panel. Now it just needs a sound effect like this:
youtube-dot-com/watch?v=4Oe6KigCqwQ
mistercatworks 3 months ago
My trick is to guess what astrological sign a person is NOT. Better odds. We piscaprileos are like that. :)
lnrokr55 3 months ago
Smooth pop !
g04922 3 months ago
It’s the old ‘Mom / Father" ploy….. ’Go ask your Mother…. Go ask your Father’ routine.
Midnightrain109 3 months ago
Yeah, show mom and Hobbes
ComicKing456 Premium Member 3 months ago
The fact that Calvin found out his dad is trying to get rid of him proves he’s a physic.
Cornelius Robinson Premium Member 3 months ago
I punched that number into Google hoping it would be the distance between Earth and the sun, but it just referenced this comic, many times
Alex Brown2 2 months ago
Calvins Dad is the goat
KenDHoward1 2 months ago
My late Mother thought my brother in-law raised his only daughter this way … ;)