Calvin, you ought to now by now that Dad ALWAYS wants to get rid of you! BTW, if this strip was ever upgraded, Dad would probably be holding an iPhone, like Jeremy in “Zits”.
SPOCK: Captain, there are approximately one hundred of us engaged in this search, against one creature. The odds against you and I both being killed are 2,228.7 to 1.
KIRK: 2,228.7 to 1? Those are pretty good odds, Mister Spock.
SPOCK: And they are of course accurate, Captain.
KIRK: Of course. Well, I hate to use the word, but logically, with those kind of odds, you might as well stay. But please stay out of trouble, Mister Spock.
I’m not sure that Calvin ought to be talking to his dad. He makes up the most ridiculous explanations for natural events that makes Calvin’s imagination pale in comparison. Of course, Calvin believes what he says, too. Yeah, all the occupants in the looney bin are a bunch of characters!
codycab about 1 month ago
Being psychic builds character.
dadthedawg Premium Member about 1 month ago
Calvin, you’re supposed to say, “Pick a number, between one and ten…..”
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover about 1 month ago
This will make Dad’s poll ratings go down again.
snsurone76 about 1 month ago
Calvin, you ought to now by now that Dad ALWAYS wants to get rid of you! BTW, if this strip was ever upgraded, Dad would probably be holding an iPhone, like Jeremy in “Zits”.
C about 1 month ago
He got your number
Imagine about 1 month ago
Your number is up…
Concretionist about 1 month ago
Dad’s brighter than he looks.
wallylm about 1 month ago
Dad’s got the glasses, but he’s not Stephen Colbert (or maybe he’s the anti-Stephen Colbert if you’ve seen the regular Colbert Questionnaire bit).
Gent about 1 month ago
Of course he trying to gets rid of you. It build character see.
The dude from FL Premium Member about 1 month ago
Ignoring your child builds character
MichaelAxelFleming about 1 month ago
What are the odds?
win.45mag about 1 month ago
I would NEVER have that chair in my living room.
Jayalexander about 1 month ago
My You’re a cleaver lad now go play in trffic.
Ermine Notyours about 1 month ago
So that’s why the panelists in Match Game write all the answers down.
paulbbott1629 about 1 month ago
His book is more important than his son
bigger Nate about 1 month ago
Wow that’s the number I was thinking
steveh64 about 1 month ago
If Calvin didn’t read dad’s mind in the 2nd panel, he sure did in the 4th.
BigDaveGlass about 1 month ago
Also known as passing the buck.
tremaine53 about 1 month ago
Best dad ever.
Purple People Eater about 1 month ago
I love Calvin’s expression in the third panel.
CountOlaf2.0 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Calvin should run out and buy a national lottery ticket.
Kroykali about 1 month ago
“By golly, you are psychic Calvin! I AM trying to get rid of you.”
gantech about 1 month ago
SPOCK: Captain, there are approximately one hundred of us engaged in this search, against one creature. The odds against you and I both being killed are 2,228.7 to 1.
KIRK: 2,228.7 to 1? Those are pretty good odds, Mister Spock.
SPOCK: And they are of course accurate, Captain.
KIRK: Of course. Well, I hate to use the word, but logically, with those kind of odds, you might as well stay. But please stay out of trouble, Mister Spock.
SPOCK: That is always my intention, Captain.
erick.robinson about 1 month ago
god a love this strip… it’s perfect… remember the 1st time I read it….
sandpiper about 1 month ago
Dad just showed that parents can be aware of trickery and also can turn it back on the young. Good lesson.
rshive about 1 month ago
Now Calvin will never know if he’s psychic.
baskate_2000 about 1 month ago
He’s got your number, Calvin.
Blu Bunny about 1 month ago
I like his 3rd panel look.
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 1 month ago
I’m not sure that Calvin ought to be talking to his dad. He makes up the most ridiculous explanations for natural events that makes Calvin’s imagination pale in comparison. Of course, Calvin believes what he says, too. Yeah, all the occupants in the looney bin are a bunch of characters!
bloodykate about 1 month ago
LOL!!!
rockyridge1977 about 1 month ago
…..if first you do not succeed!!!!
ladykat about 1 month ago
You got that one right, Calvin. Dad just wants to read his paper in peace.
smsrt about 1 month ago
Under the category of: “One day you’ll be as smart as your dad…”
Skeptical Meg about 1 month ago
That’s my lucky number!
mindjob about 1 month ago
Being a psychic is a good job, just ask Johnny Carson
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 1 month ago
And tell her she loves you.
wiley207 about 1 month ago
I love Calvin’s shocked face in the third panel. Now it just needs a sound effect like this:
youtube-dot-com/watch?v=4Oe6KigCqwQ
mistercatworks about 1 month ago
My trick is to guess what astrological sign a person is NOT. Better odds. We piscaprileos are like that. :)
lnrokr55 about 1 month ago
Smooth pop !
g04922 about 1 month ago
It’s the old ‘Mom / Father" ploy….. ’Go ask your Mother…. Go ask your Father’ routine.
Midnightrain109 about 1 month ago
Yeah, show mom and Hobbes
ComicKing456 Premium Member about 1 month ago
The fact that Calvin found out his dad is trying to get rid of him proves he’s a physic.
Cornelius Robinson Premium Member about 1 month ago
I punched that number into Google hoping it would be the distance between Earth and the sun, but it just referenced this comic, many times
Alex Brown2 about 1 month ago
Calvins Dad is the goat
KenDHoward1 about 1 month ago
My late Mother thought my brother in-law raised his only daughter this way … ;)