Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for August 20, 2013

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    JayBluE  over 11 years ago

    ā€œThatā€™s Not My Departmentā€™or ā€œUpgrade And Awayā€

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    JayBluE  over 11 years ago

    Yueā€™s Frayed Solutions Electronic Repairā€¦.ā€œHave no fearā€¦ your electronic solution is hereā€ā€¦. ā€œYouā€™ll be shocked by our speedy service, and low low pricesā€ā€¦=Winwood Razors from S.D. Laboraory Groupā€¦ā€œTakes care of the whiskers on your chinā€ā€¦ ā€œShe wont be able to help but love you soā€ā€¦.=Kent Telephone Exchange and Repairā€¦ā€œSo similar to your old one, you wont be able to tell the differenceā€ā€¦=Clark Power Toolsā€¦ā€œWherever thereā€™s work to be done, weā€™re thereā€¦ from locomotives to buildings and anything in betweenā€.. " Clarkā€¦ forged in steelā€¦"

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    overtherainbow  over 11 years ago

    Knute really is a good friend to Gunther. :-) Looking forward to seeing what Knuteā€™s going to wear to the party. The ladā€™s got to have great legs from all the skateboarding. Mmm, legsā€¦

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 11 years ago

    I donā€™t recall myself ever having a pair of novelty swim trunks.

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    JayBluE  over 11 years ago

    ā€œSuperman references:ā€œKryptoniteā€ by 3 Doors Downā€œSunshine Supermanā€ by Donovanā€œSupermanā€ by The Clique (later covered by REM) ā€œYou Donā€™t Mess Around with Jimā€ by Jim Croceā€œ(Wish I Could Fly Like) Supermanā€ by The Kinks ā€œMan of Steelā€ by Hank Williams, Jr. ā€œLand of Confusionā€ by Genesis=ā€œFear of Love/Lifeā€ references:ā€œWalk On The Oceanā€ (Toad the Wet Sprocket)ā€œEverything You Wantā€ by Vertical Horizonā€œIā€™m A Manā€ Spencer Davis Group/ Chicagoā€œBoys To Menā€ New Edition

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    sarafaye  over 11 years ago

    Knute trying to advise Gunther about this sort of thing usually seems to be Knute advising Gunther to overdo it.

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    Hank1938  over 11 years ago

    Whatever it is, itā€™s gonna be PLAID!

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    JayBluE  over 11 years ago

    they sure did have him saying quite a few expressions in the movies, comics and animated showsā€¦

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    blunebottle  over 11 years ago

    Quick, Gunther- put on your thinking cap and ask ROSA to help you pick out a suit!!NOW!

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    gkid  over 11 years ago

    You betcha , best deal yet, Rosa is the one, tohelp Gunth. I like Knute, but no waaaay topick out clothes. (You serious??) You couldwind up dressed like him. Cmon.

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    dadoctah  over 11 years ago

    ā€œJimmy Olsenā€™s Bluesā€ from the album ā€œPocket Full of Kryptoniteā€ by Spin Doctors

    ā€œBlueā€ by Soler (Iā€™d wager Iā€™m the only person on this forum who knows this song)

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    Mikeyj  over 11 years ago

    ā€œCanā€™t I just be Clark Kent?ā€ Are you kidding Gunth? Youā€™d drown in that heavy suit!

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    Sisyphos  over 11 years ago

    Donā€™t let spacey Knute choose for you, Gunther! Youā€™re liable to wind up in long, baggy baggy surfer shorts such as he might wear! ā€”Definitely not your ā€œlook.ā€ Just get into the Menā€™s selection and then make your own choice: youā€™re the fashion maven! Choose something that will nicely compliment Rosaā€™s new bikiniā€¦.

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    Make Mine Marvel  over 11 years ago

    Blunebottle, for the win. Gunther should ask Rosa to help him pick out a swimsuit.

    Option B, it seems to me, would be for the costumer to design himself a swimsuit.

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    JayBluE  over 11 years ago

    It would be nice for Rosa to help him out in picking something, but one thing stands in Guntherā€™s wayā€¦. it starts with a ā€œGā€ā€¦.=Guntherā€™s fears of letting his guard down are a mountain for him, right nowā€¦ and he seems to not want to have this information in the open for Rosa to knowā€¦.. if it were that simple in his eyes, then youā€™d be seeing her taking him shopping in todayā€™s stripā€¦ he eventually may come around to a solution, (including letting Rosa go shopping with him) the same way that he learned to, when it was ā€œprom timeā€ā€¦. and it may take Knuteā€™sā€¦ uhā€¦.ways to convince him that he couldnā€™t do worse on his own termsā€¦=He may again learn to just be himself, or at least that Rosa already appreciates himā€¦ and as soon as he realizes that he is a person who ā€œputs on his trunks one leg at a timeā€, just like everyone else, it will then be more progress on his partā€¦

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    Liam Astle Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Thatā€™s it. Make Gunther a man in the dressing room.

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    tp66  over 11 years ago

    I was just wondering..we never actually saw Quill get on the plane. The arc ended before Quill contacted Luann telling her he was back home. It would not surprise me if Quill showed up at the pool partyā€¦with Tiff. What a dramatic senior yearstory line that would makeā€¦

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    jimshari  over 11 years ago

    Gunther did NOT just pick up that superman bikini thing! Ewwwww!

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    seismic-2 Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Are we supposed to find Guntherā€™s emotional development (which stopped when he was still wearing the Smurf swimsuit) cute and endearing? Well I donā€™t, and Rosa shouldnā€™t, either. Rosa needs a boyfriend, not a man-child to adopt.

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    Ottodesu  over 11 years ago

    I donā€™t want to be (ahem) dry about this, but isnā€™t swimming a compulsory activity in USA high schools?

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    Mordock999 Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Okay FIRST Mistake, Gunth.

    Taking ADVISE from Someone who has Just as Many Problems with THEIR Girl as YOU do.

    NOW LISTEN to Your Old Uncle Mordy:

    DO Yourself a FAVOR: DITCH the Dummy and go FIND Yourself a pair (NO make that TWO Pairs) of Comfortable baggy swimming trunks.

    Then GO and Enjoy the Pool Party. And REMEMBER: LOOK into the the Girlā€™s EYES while Youā€™re talking to Them as though Youā€™re TOTALLY ENTHRALLED with whatever the HELā€¦, er HECK, They are saying . (Look at the REST of Them When They Look Away for a Moment)

    Rosa will ask You if Like Her bikini. Say You do, and mention that You have in mind several new designs for swimwear but need someone to ā€œModelā€. Sheā€™ll Volunteer, eagerly. And THEN, Youā€™re IN, Old Bud!!

    No, No, You DONā€™T have to THANK Meā€¦ā€¦,

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    TORAD_07  over 11 years ago

    Good Grief! Gunther in a ā€œSpeedoā€??? {SMH/shudders}

    Heā€™s more like a 3mm wetsuit (like surfers or divers use). That, actually, might be an easier option for him. Makes him more at ease, and gives Rosa a bit more to apply to the imagination! ;)

    Of course, it could be wose, there, Gunth. Knute might try getting you into a ā€œfio dental!ā€ ;-PPP

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    ridenslide65  over 11 years ago

    This whole bit about Gunther being painfully shy and nerdy is wearing thin. Heā€™s dating a super hottie and is still a major nerd, geek. Why canā€™t he grow up just a little?

    Would never have been caught dead in Pinnochio shorts.

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    sbchamp  over 11 years ago

    A pair a Quillā€™s ā€˜board shortsā€™?

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    JayBluE  over 11 years ago

    What, no sponsor that makes ā€œDaily Plannersā€?^As soon as I get a free minute, ā€œDaily Plannersā€ā€¦. Iā€™m on itā€¦

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    JayBluE  over 11 years ago

    ā€œBut the concept has been imbedded in the minds of people because of comedians doing so in sketches or mentioning it in their standup routines.ā€^Like the Bill Cosby oneā€¦ still a hoot!ā€¦.

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    luann1212  over 11 years ago

    No I think Knute is a perfect friend for Gunther. Gunther has a totally hot girlfriend, and its not sexist to say he needs to man up for her. I know he is shy, but this is the guy who will come back at the 10 or 20 year renunion with Rosa with several kids, and supporting them as a millionaire, while she is a Justice of the State Supreme Court. And I bet he is buffed under that nerd outfit of his. He is just shy. His friends, such Knute, will definitely help him out. Now if he just stay conscious when he sees Rosa rock that bikini.

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    Waddling Eagle  over 11 years ago

    There is only one one swimsuit that men can wear: blue swim trunks. No Speedos, bikini bottoms, thongs, etc. All other colors either wash you out or make you look fat. Blue swim trunks. Thatā€™s it.

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    Andrew85994  over 11 years ago

    I saw an old Superman comic once where Allen Funt on Candid Camera tried to play a trick on Clark Kent, pulled open the phone booth door, and caught him in the act of changing. He had to do some fast thinking to get out of that.

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    vldazzle  over 11 years ago

    I love the normal white shorts that my lover wore at his pool. He since had it filled in to build a big garage thoā€™. Now I have the pool at my house.

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    Willow Mt Lyon  over 11 years ago

    Oh, no, is Gunth going to show up in Speedo briefs?

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    Mstreselena  over 11 years ago

    Iā€™m waiting for Gunther to take off his shirt and it will be like when Groundskeeper Willie first ripped his shirt off ā€” heā€™s completely ripped.

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    ACTIVIST1234  over 11 years ago

    Dude, getting fashion advice from Knute is like getting fashion advice from the Duck Dynasty! Ask Rosaā€” sheā€™s the one you want to impress anyway.*Q: Will this pool party be catered by TJ with his famous, patented, Teeny Eeny Bikini Weenies? (Or does WW hold that license?)

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    ACTIVIST1234  over 11 years ago

    Donny, pool party sounds great! Iā€™ve got a two-piece that looks like a one-piece. OK if I come, wearing a full-length mumu to cover up?And will swimming be allowed?

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    phlash  over 11 years ago

    potato goes in frontā€¦

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    Moorbo  over 11 years ago

    In this comic strip we see a human teenage male trying to avoid seeing a human teenage female in a bathing suit.

    HUMAN MALES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

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    Timothy Kietzman Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Oh dearā€¦. Oh dearā€¦. Oh dear, Oh dear, Oh dear, Oh dear, Oh dear, Oh dear, Oh dear, Oh dear, Oh dear, Oh dearā€¦!!!!

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    notbornyesterday  over 11 years ago

    Jeez ; and Gunther thinks he has a future in the fashion industry ?

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    Argy.Bargy2  over 11 years ago

    Since Knute is pushing Gunther from the ā€˜Boysā€™ department to the ā€™Menā€™s Department in the last panel, itā€™s not too likely that Knute will find a womanā€™s swimsuit. Quack on that.

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    Argy.Bargy2  over 11 years ago

    Proof, please

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    Argy.Bargy2  over 11 years ago

    This is actually funny!

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    Argy.Bargy2  over 11 years ago

    And here I was, expecting you to refer me to an archived comic showing Gunther in a womanā€™s swimsuit.

    Well, youā€™ve proven to be a good typistā€¦

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    Mikeyj  over 11 years ago
    donā€™t know if you know this, but in all the years of Superman comics, there has only been one instance where Clark changed to Superman in a phone booth

    ^^Perhaps, but, he did it quite often in animated versions, and that may be why people think of it

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    Jadearon  over 11 years ago

    Iā€™m getting so tired of Guntherā€™s spineless and indecisive attitude.

    If heā€™s a ā€˜Ralph Laurenā€™ (a straight man with mad tailoring skills) then fantastic!

    But if heā€™s a ā€˜Marc Jacobsā€™, then he needs to quit wasting Rosaā€™s time, and let her find someone whoā€™s really available.

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    bronzeskater  over 11 years ago

    One odd thing no one has mentioned yetā€”what is up with Knuteā€™s shirt? I donā€™t think Iā€™ve ever seen him in anything except a t-shirt, and here he is in a flowered shirt with buttons!!

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    Mikeyj  over 11 years ago

    Also Bernice with Gunther and Aaron. However on the minus side, there was a touchy situation with Ann.^^That last one doesnā€™t count, because Ann was doing ALL the touching

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    ORMouseworks  over 11 years ago

    ā€œGuys have got to start wearing as littleā€¦ā€

    Seems to me that Speedos fill the billā€¦either that or the swimsuits the men wear for swim matchesā€¦never could understand why guys started wearing those ā€œhuge shorts.ā€

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    ORMouseworks  over 11 years ago

    Perhaps Gunther will end up wearing ā€œswim trunksā€ as the middle choice between Speedos and those awful long shortsā€¦ ;)

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    flowergirl19  over 11 years ago

    ā€œYou can see Gunther as an adult on 10-16-89 and 10-30-02.ā€

    When did people start commenting on this strip? Iā€™ve noticed that when I check back to these old strips thereā€™s either no comments at all or just a few that are seemingly just a few months old.

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    JayBluE  over 11 years ago

    And I can still hear it whenever I want ā€” I ā€œhave it on tape AND vinyl!ā€^Same, here!ā€¦..

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    buccaneer8  over 11 years ago

    Guntherā€™s immaturity is getting really annoying and pathetic. Are we supposed to be entertained by such behavior?

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    JayBluE  over 11 years ago

    ā€™ However, I do have my DVD of the Carol Burnett Show "^Love when Carolā€™s character gets stuck in the barn painting in the one WWTW sketch, with the tiny pitchfork poking her nostril, and the teeny horse kicking her, too!ā€¦.

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    JayBluE  over 11 years ago

    The fact that Luann was the one that Rosa came to for help, and was the one who had to help him ā€œbreak the iceā€ with Rosa on the double date at the bowling alley also lends some support to that suppositionā€¦

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    JayBluE  over 11 years ago

    " Tiffany may end up with him. She seems to have taken a shine to the big guy "^She did have a smile on her, after that oneā€¦ and she didnā€™t just walk off afterwardā€¦ā€¦

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    krelboyne  over 11 years ago

    Apparently Knute has already been to the womens department.

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    admwrlk Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Guntherā€™s gonna be ripped under that flannel shirt. And theyā€™ll pick out some funky board shorts

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    JayBluE  over 11 years ago

    To me, I think that Gunther gets especially emboldened when Luann pays some specific attention to himā€¦. not just when sheā€™s around him, but when he sees that she is reaching out to him personally in a matterā€¦ even in a strictly platonic way, from her standpointā€¦=He still is ā€œGuntherā€ in his ways with her, but does seem more at ease (relatively speaking) with Luann, than with anyone else, as far as the opposite sex is concernedā€¦. I bring up the double date as an example for this, but there can be other examples.. to me, he seems to not have to try so hard when heā€™s around Luā€¦..

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    flowergirl19  over 11 years ago

    ā€œIt is common for Luann to get 200+ comments a day and even over 600.ā€

    Over 600?!? Wow, thatā€™s crazy.

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    JayBluE  over 11 years ago

    What, no sponsor that makes ā€œDaily Plannersā€?^Has been sponsored byā€¦.. (above)ā€¦.andā€¦ā€¦.Olesen ā€œDaily Plannersā€ā€¦ ā€œNever mix up scheduled villain confrontations with hero meetings ever againā€.. ā€œInnovative organizer solutions, allow you to schedule or break a planned confrontation with a villain, and they will respect you for your courtesyā€ā€¦ ā€œAnd no more nights of solitude as your date will no longer Wonder where you areā€ā€¦.. Olesen Plannersā€¦ From Lane Productsā€¦. Waitā€¦now just purchased by Lexcorpā€¦. no, itā€™s Lane, againā€¦. uhā€¦ now, itā€™s Lexcorpā€¦ still Lexcorpā€¦ no, now itā€™s back to Lane, againā€¦ whatā€™s going on, heā€¦ā€¦(noises off mic)ā€¦

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    Mikeyj  over 11 years ago

    =This is a common rumor, but not true. Bill Finger did not die in poverty. His remains were cremated and the ashes scattered on a beach in Oregon by his son, Fred, who spread them on the shore in the shape of a bat. Bob Kane did create the character of Bat-Man and sold the rights to National in exchange for an agreement that his name would always be listed in the by-line as the creator. Bob Kane did almost all the art on the early Bat-Man comics^^I believe Donnie was talking about Jerry Robinson, who ā€œghostedā€ ā€œBob Kaneā€ā€™s artā€¦ Robinson definitely went through some very bad times

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    JayBluE  over 11 years ago

    But as far as intelligence is concerned, Rosa and Gunther are more compatible than many of the othersā€¦. the only difference being the social and physical, which is more edged to her in their relationship, as you mentioned.. but the one difference, again, is that he can actually hold a conversation with her and not have to go d-huuuuuh (at least in the intelligence deptā€¦ still a work in progress otherwise)ā€¦..

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    JayBluE  over 11 years ago

    One thing about that premise, though, is Quillā€¦ it remains to be seen whether he is here to stay or notā€¦.. it would seem plausible, but the one tangle in that is himā€¦.

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    seismic-2 Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Good-looking guys, like Quill and Aaron Hill, have to be gay and/or shipped across the ocean, leaving the good-looking women to be shared by Gunther, Brad, Knute, etc. A typical male fantasy-fulfillment comic strip, like all those ā€œBabe and Blobā€ TV sitcoms in which we are supposed to accept that overweight, unattractive male actors are married to smoking hot gorgeous actresses.

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    sarafaye  over 11 years ago

    The closer to romantic Luann becomes with Gunther, the more abusive she gets, demanding that he not be Gunther. Sometimes she gets the idea that she might feel something for him, if only he would give up his ā€œboringā€ hobbies, and be more like her. We already saw a guy who was just like her. He was so obnoxious he had to be shipped off to Hawaii.

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    sarafaye  over 11 years ago

    " What I do since I am always going back thru the strips is that I copy an old comment then repost it so it is new again."That explains how they keep getting out of order.I was under the impression that there had been some kind of reboot of the site that made all archived comments disappear about 3 years ago.

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    sarafaye  over 11 years ago

    I still think itā€™s insulting to Gunther that you think he should just forget about all the times she strung him along and used him.

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