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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for March 13, 2014
March 12, 2014
March 14, 2014
Transcript:
Rosa: "Well, I got accepted you Yale"
Bernice: "Yale is HUGE. We should be leaping for joy, right?"
Delta: "Yet Rosa's on the edge of tears"
Luann: "So what are we doing? Leaping? Weeping? What?"
Is it because she got accepted?⊠Is it because she got accepted, and itâs her dream school, and itâs 3,000 miles away from Moony (Gunther) U?⊠Is it because she is torn between Yale and S. America (Peru, Ecuador Volunteering)?âŠ. Is it because it wonât matter, as sheâs still planning on leaving the country to help in other lands?âŠ. â So sad to think about! Maybe if it were not something too bad, after all⊠perhaps itâs only because she hoped to have them in her âMarch Madnessâ bracket, but they âchokedâ at the buzzerâŠ..or maybe she realized something like they wouldnât have her favorite brand of mustard there⊠yeah⊠thatâll do itâŠ
You CANâT get into the PEACE CORPS unless you ALREADY have a DEGREE! She can enter the Peace Corps after sheâs finished with Yale. And re: Gunther: would she give up Yale for that ONE KISS from Gunther?
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If Rosaâs family can swing it, financially, she should go to Yale. with Skype, E-Mail, and VOIP, etc. staying âin touchâ with Gunther wouldnât be a problem. That said, Gunther needs to make it clearâ Where they standâ AND âWhere he wants this to go.
Many Girls waited âat homeâ while the Guy want off to school to secure a future for the both of them. It DID work sometimes (My Mom and Dad for example.) But it was the letters from home, the visits, and a CLEAR understanding of what they were BOTH working toward that made it manageable. Also Family support is a necessity. My Dadâs Sister was Momâs best friend and kept things âon trackâ a time or two. Thatâs why sheâs my God-Mother.
Hereâs hoping Gunther and Rosa are strong enough to see it through.
Maybe Gunther should re-consider? If he goes to Yale to be with Rosa, he might be miserable when he discovers they are going to meet very rarely because of the vast difference in majors⊠;)
I guess for now, "itâs not going anywhere ", Lol!⊠â You would think this was sweeps week, ha ha! We all will surely be running to find out, tomorrow!
âSurely Gunther has the grades to get into Yale if he were to apply.âPerhaps Gunther COULD have gotten into Yale, but isnât it too late to apply for Fall? MAYBE Spring or next year. The strip clearly states prom in one month, so strip time is about sync with us.
Nah, debtâs not a factor in her sadness.She can pay it as she goes with family wealth or pay it off quickly with future earnings.Most likely Rosa is looking at what sheâs about to lose: close circle of friends, youth, simple life.
I give her 2 weeks at Yale before the Gunther-Rosa relationship is ancient history. She will meet guys who are much more adventurous, like her. Gunther has just been her âdefaultâ boyfriend at Pitt, since he was the schoolâs âbrainy guyâ. Now that she will be surrounded by brainy guys, Gunther has no role to play in her life. And thus it goes, with the majority of high school romancesâŠ
Letâs clear up a few misconceptions about Yale, shall we?
ââŠthen they can live in married student housingâ
Yale only has housing for married GRAD students.
ââŠthen sheâll be surrounded by brainy guysâ
Um, how many Yale students have you MET? Yes, thereâs a higher percentage of âbrainyâ there than on the average street corner, but âsurroundedâ? No. They have lots of reasons why they accept students, and only one of them is âbrainy.â (I had a friend on an Ivy admissions committee, who shared with me.)
âSheâs in the 1%â
Like almost all the Ivies these days, the only people who can afford to go there are those with uncountable amounts of money, and those with none. If Rosaâs family is poor enough, pretty much all they;ll have to pay for is her transportation. Itâs people who have some money and arenât willing to give all of it to the school (i.e., almost all of us reading this) who canât afford to go or send kids there.
To our younger readers: Your parents are wiser than you, most of them want what is good for their children. Take their advice into serious consideration.*Then do/go where YOU think is best! It is your life, and your goals and plans probably are different from that of your parents.*On the other hand, your parents may be paying for part of your education. If so, at least give their idea a chance and try it for a year or two. Then transfer/change majors.*Rosa, the G-man is crazy for you. Heâll wait a year or two if necessary. And the Peace Corps will benefit if you have a year or two of college first. These senior year decisions are important, but they can be changed!
I knew Rosa was a LOCK to get into YALE! I wonder if sheâll earn her MASTERs eventually; Sheâll likely be studying hard with others of her ILCo. I trust sheâll earn high MARKS there.âŠ..Well sorry! I get KEYED up when I start punningâŠâŠ.
Rosa should go to Yale and major in political science or economics, and she should study as much as she can about South America. She can probably enroll in programs to spend summers, and maybe a semester or more of an academic year, doing course work in Peru or Ecuador. Then when she joins the Peace Corps, she will have an excellent background for understanding the culture and getting things done there._In any case, Rosa has no reason to continue her relationship with Gunther (or with any of her other Pitt HS classmates, for that matter). She can therefore vanish into the ether with Aaron Hill. Maybe Gunther will find a much more timid girlfriend at Muni, with whom he can discuss fabrics and sewing, and who will be thrilled with a single kiss each year.
She canât be sad about leaving Gunther. Everything she gets from him now she can get through Skype and email. He canât go to Yale. Gunther would never be so far away from his mommy. Maybe Rosa is sad because she did not get into Princeton or Harvard.
> Why would Rosa go to a school costing her ~250k if sheâs going to be doing volunteer work afterwards? >I doubt that Rosa will serve in the Peace Corps for the rest of her life. After she does her stint with them, she may move on to working for the State Department, the World Bank, or some private company engaged in development in South America. Her Yale degree will be helpful to her in pursiubg those same goals in her later life, likely more than one from Moony Uni would be (and certainly more than none at all would be).
-Just as long as Mr. Evans buys it.-My hope is that Mr. Evans retires and hands the strip over to Karen while Luann is attending Community College. Karen, I hope, will let Luann mature enough to learn that she doesnât have to live her life around a guy, at the same time that she meets a guy at the Community College who values both career and homelife. -Too much to hope for, probably.
> The payoff is the connections you can easily make in the world of business and law. >Rosa may well find business or law (or both) to be excellent avenues for continuing her work on economic development in South America, after she leaves the Peace Corps.
Rosa is conflicted. Yale is prestigious, if that means anything to her, but itâs far from Gunther and all her high school friends, and itâs not the Peace Corps.Maybe itâs just her exit from the regular cast, as Howard may be for Delta. The transition to college is an opportunity for a âResetâ of the stripâŠ.
Very insightful comment, Sisyphos. I seldom comment here anymore because Luann has so many comments that I canât read them all.
I agree that we all know many people who surprise us by maturing better than they appeared when young. And there are many of us who were underappreciated in our youth who have a nice life.
In any case, I continue to read the comic and read the first page + some of the âlast postedâ. Iâll be watching to see how Greg handles the various characters (Rosa and Gunther could be a good future thread, at least for variety).
Sheâs smart enough to know that when she graduates from Yale, she will be about $250,000 in debt, which will prevent her from doing any public interest job. She will have no choice but to sign on as an investment banker, or some other high income job. The peace corp or any other humanitarian or public interest career is out of the question.
Ten posters on the ArcaMax site think Rosa is unhappy because going to Yale means a separation from Gunther. I wonder if they know something I donât know?
I wouldnât be so sure Gunther hasnât been accepted to Yale also, and just hasnât opened his envelope yet. When he and Rosa were talking about future plans and Rosa said her parents wanted her to go there, Gunther said "maybe I could apply to Yaleâ
> Universities, libraries, hospitals, and major airports will be named for him.>Patrons of the Gunther Berger Library should be aware that the libraryâs lobby is decorated with a life-sized painting of its founder, nude.
Well, New Haven, CT is an pit, but if Gunther goes to Rhode Island School of Design they see each other on weekends! . Or maybe she is hungry for an adventurous gap year and is worried her ârents wonât approve.
Canât get accepted anywhere if you donât apply. So she must have applied. What was she thinking then? âJust want to see if I can do it.â âIâm sure I wonât get in but it doesnât hurt to try.â âGunther isnât treating me with affection â I want to go far away.â Moral: Be careful what you ask for â you just might get it.
I dunno. Maybe she sees Gunther as the closest thing she can get to the Peace Corp while she lives here, and considers her going out with him to be charitable work, designed to make a man out of Gunther.
DaJellyBelly almost 11 years ago
Rosa is going to miss her man, Gunther.
NancyPrancy almost 11 years ago
Itâs what her parents want for her. Sheâd rather be in the Peace Corps.
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
Is it because she got accepted?⊠Is it because she got accepted, and itâs her dream school, and itâs 3,000 miles away from Moony (Gunther) U?⊠Is it because she is torn between Yale and S. America (Peru, Ecuador Volunteering)?âŠ. Is it because it wonât matter, as sheâs still planning on leaving the country to help in other lands?âŠ. â So sad to think about! Maybe if it were not something too bad, after all⊠perhaps itâs only because she hoped to have them in her âMarch Madnessâ bracket, but they âchokedâ at the buzzerâŠ..or maybe she realized something like they wouldnât have her favorite brand of mustard there⊠yeah⊠thatâll do itâŠ
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
âGood News Gone BadââIâm So Happy I Could CryââPartly Sunnyâor âDonât It Make Her Brown Eyes Yale Blue?â
Hairhead almost 11 years ago
You CANâT get into the PEACE CORPS unless you ALREADY have a DEGREE! She can enter the Peace Corps after sheâs finished with Yale. And re: Gunther: would she give up Yale for that ONE KISS from Gunther?
Sheesh!
ORMouseworks almost 11 years ago
I guess Rosa isnât going to South AmericaâŠis she sad that Gunther wonât be going to Yale with her? ;)
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
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JayBluE almost 11 years ago
Thanks!
LeoAutodidact almost 11 years ago
If Rosaâs family can swing it, financially, she should go to Yale. with Skype, E-Mail, and VOIP, etc. staying âin touchâ with Gunther wouldnât be a problem. That said, Gunther needs to make it clearâ Where they standâ AND âWhere he wants this to go.
Many Girls waited âat homeâ while the Guy want off to school to secure a future for the both of them. It DID work sometimes (My Mom and Dad for example.) But it was the letters from home, the visits, and a CLEAR understanding of what they were BOTH working toward that made it manageable. Also Family support is a necessity. My Dadâs Sister was Momâs best friend and kept things âon trackâ a time or two. Thatâs why sheâs my God-Mother.
Hereâs hoping Gunther and Rosa are strong enough to see it through.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr almost 11 years ago
Surely Gunther has the grades to get into Yale if he were to apply.
ORMouseworks almost 11 years ago
Maybe Gunther should re-consider? If he goes to Yale to be with Rosa, he might be miserable when he discovers they are going to meet very rarely because of the vast difference in majors⊠;)
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
I guess for now, "itâs not going anywhere ", Lol!⊠â You would think this was sweeps week, ha ha! We all will surely be running to find out, tomorrow!
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
7. She doesnât ask Luann if sheâs going to finish all of that chicken cheesesteak sub, even though Luann only took one biteâŠ
ORMouseworks almost 11 years ago
Time to travel to Hawaii to Make Sure Aaron is still in that volcano! âNite all ;)
ORMouseworks almost 11 years ago
Iâm not familiar with Phi Beta KappaâŠI know what Phi Kappa Phi is, but am not sure about PBK⊠;)
Boophilus almost 11 years ago
âSurely Gunther has the grades to get into Yale if he were to apply.âPerhaps Gunther COULD have gotten into Yale, but isnât it too late to apply for Fall? MAYBE Spring or next year. The strip clearly states prom in one month, so strip time is about sync with us.
gocomics almost 11 years ago
This isnât even âfirst world problems,â itâs âOne percenter problems.â
Liam Astle Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Man what a loser. Rosa couldnât get into Moony University.
BillH77 almost 11 years ago
There is an old solution that would work: Rosa could marry Gunther and they could live in married housing.
Yes, thatâs so âpre-2000â and obsolete thinking.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen almost 11 years ago
" If thatâs what you want, Rosa, then weâre all happy for you even though we will miss you."
Editman almost 11 years ago
You have to have a degree to be a janitor at Yale!
hawgowar almost 11 years ago
Teenage girls are always on the verge of crying over SOMEthing. I know, I raised two. Deliriously happy one minute, waterworks the next.
Davison77 almost 11 years ago
Last time we saw Rosa she was asking Gunther if he wanted to run off to Peru or some other South American country.
Davison77 almost 11 years ago
Have they said: is Moony short for something else?
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen almost 11 years ago
Nah, debtâs not a factor in her sadness.She can pay it as she goes with family wealth or pay it off quickly with future earnings.Most likely Rosa is looking at what sheâs about to lose: close circle of friends, youth, simple life.
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I give her 2 weeks at Yale before the Gunther-Rosa relationship is ancient history. She will meet guys who are much more adventurous, like her. Gunther has just been her âdefaultâ boyfriend at Pitt, since he was the schoolâs âbrainy guyâ. Now that she will be surrounded by brainy guys, Gunther has no role to play in her life. And thus it goes, with the majority of high school romancesâŠ
Cronkers McGee Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I hope to find out the reasons why Rosa is upset. Her friends will get to the bottom of it!
Mordock999 Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Awwwwww. Looks like Rosaâs gonna MISS Her Little âGunthy-Pooâ While at Yale.
And What Happened to Helping the Folks at âSouth of the USA,â Rosa???
The âShining Pathâ Guerrillas SCARE You Off??
7wheelers almost 11 years ago
Itâs because she starts her 3-5 year term in Yale in Yune or Yuly.
luann1212 almost 11 years ago
Okay Gunther get accepted to Yale too dumb boy!!!!
Peabody429 almost 11 years ago
Yale >>>> Gunther
Willow Mt Lyon almost 11 years ago
Yale first is best unless it is not in her heart. How can one do well while wishing they were somewhere else?
jeffiekins almost 11 years ago
Letâs clear up a few misconceptions about Yale, shall we?
ââŠthen they can live in married student housingâ
Yale only has housing for married GRAD students.
ââŠthen sheâll be surrounded by brainy guysâ
Um, how many Yale students have you MET? Yes, thereâs a higher percentage of âbrainyâ there than on the average street corner, but âsurroundedâ? No. They have lots of reasons why they accept students, and only one of them is âbrainy.â (I had a friend on an Ivy admissions committee, who shared with me.)
âSheâs in the 1%â
Like almost all the Ivies these days, the only people who can afford to go there are those with uncountable amounts of money, and those with none. If Rosaâs family is poor enough, pretty much all they;ll have to pay for is her transportation. Itâs people who have some money and arenât willing to give all of it to the school (i.e., almost all of us reading this) who canât afford to go or send kids there.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen almost 11 years ago
In reply:Yes and yes
ACTIVIST1234 almost 11 years ago
To our younger readers: Your parents are wiser than you, most of them want what is good for their children. Take their advice into serious consideration.*Then do/go where YOU think is best! It is your life, and your goals and plans probably are different from that of your parents.*On the other hand, your parents may be paying for part of your education. If so, at least give their idea a chance and try it for a year or two. Then transfer/change majors.*Rosa, the G-man is crazy for you. Heâll wait a year or two if necessary. And the Peace Corps will benefit if you have a year or two of college first. These senior year decisions are important, but they can be changed!
prunes666 almost 11 years ago
I knew Rosa was a LOCK to get into YALE! I wonder if sheâll earn her MASTERs eventually; Sheâll likely be studying hard with others of her ILCo. I trust sheâll earn high MARKS there.âŠ..Well sorry! I get KEYED up when I start punningâŠâŠ.
Argy.Bargy2 almost 11 years ago
- And the memories, sweet memories I still carry with me to this day. Yale Hardware Academy. Ah, those were the days.-LOL!!!!
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Rosa should go to Yale and major in political science or economics, and she should study as much as she can about South America. She can probably enroll in programs to spend summers, and maybe a semester or more of an academic year, doing course work in Peru or Ecuador. Then when she joins the Peace Corps, she will have an excellent background for understanding the culture and getting things done there._In any case, Rosa has no reason to continue her relationship with Gunther (or with any of her other Pitt HS classmates, for that matter). She can therefore vanish into the ether with Aaron Hill. Maybe Gunther will find a much more timid girlfriend at Muni, with whom he can discuss fabrics and sewing, and who will be thrilled with a single kiss each year.
David Rickard Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Ditch Gunth & go to Yale, Rosa! Boys come and go, but a half-million in student-loan debt is forever!
locake almost 11 years ago
She canât be sad about leaving Gunther. Everything she gets from him now she can get through Skype and email. He canât go to Yale. Gunther would never be so far away from his mommy. Maybe Rosa is sad because she did not get into Princeton or Harvard.
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 11 years ago
> Why would Rosa go to a school costing her ~250k if sheâs going to be doing volunteer work afterwards? >I doubt that Rosa will serve in the Peace Corps for the rest of her life. After she does her stint with them, she may move on to working for the State Department, the World Bank, or some private company engaged in development in South America. Her Yale degree will be helpful to her in pursiubg those same goals in her later life, likely more than one from Moony Uni would be (and certainly more than none at all would be).
Argy.Bargy2 almost 11 years ago
-Just as long as Mr. Evans buys it.-My hope is that Mr. Evans retires and hands the strip over to Karen while Luann is attending Community College. Karen, I hope, will let Luann mature enough to learn that she doesnât have to live her life around a guy, at the same time that she meets a guy at the Community College who values both career and homelife. -Too much to hope for, probably.
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 11 years ago
> The payoff is the connections you can easily make in the world of business and law. >Rosa may well find business or law (or both) to be excellent avenues for continuing her work on economic development in South America, after she leaves the Peace Corps.
beachlvr almost 11 years ago
Gunther will be going to Yale too.
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
Rosa is conflicted. Yale is prestigious, if that means anything to her, but itâs far from Gunther and all her high school friends, and itâs not the Peace Corps.Maybe itâs just her exit from the regular cast, as Howard may be for Delta. The transition to college is an opportunity for a âResetâ of the stripâŠ.
vldazzle almost 11 years ago
Very insightful comment, Sisyphos. I seldom comment here anymore because Luann has so many comments that I canât read them all.
I agree that we all know many people who surprise us by maturing better than they appeared when young. And there are many of us who were underappreciated in our youth who have a nice life.
In any case, I continue to read the comic and read the first page + some of the âlast postedâ. Iâll be watching to see how Greg handles the various characters (Rosa and Gunther could be a good future thread, at least for variety).
lilrabbit almost 11 years ago
Sheâs smart enough to know that when she graduates from Yale, she will be about $250,000 in debt, which will prevent her from doing any public interest job. She will have no choice but to sign on as an investment banker, or some other high income job. The peace corp or any other humanitarian or public interest career is out of the question.
Argy.Bargy2 almost 11 years ago
Ten posters on the ArcaMax site think Rosa is unhappy because going to Yale means a separation from Gunther. I wonder if they know something I donât know?
blackdawne almost 11 years ago
Not everyone gets into the Yale Locksmith School. She should be happy!
bronzeskater almost 11 years ago
I wouldnât be so sure Gunther hasnât been accepted to Yale also, and just hasnât opened his envelope yet. When he and Rosa were talking about future plans and Rosa said her parents wanted her to go there, Gunther said "maybe I could apply to Yaleâ
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 11 years ago
> Universities, libraries, hospitals, and major airports will be named for him.>Patrons of the Gunther Berger Library should be aware that the libraryâs lobby is decorated with a life-sized painting of its founder, nude.
OriEri almost 11 years ago
Well, New Haven, CT is an pit, but if Gunther goes to Rhode Island School of Design they see each other on weekends! . Or maybe she is hungry for an adventurous gap year and is worried her ârents wonât approve.
Charlie Fogwhistle almost 11 years ago
Canât get accepted anywhere if you donât apply. So she must have applied. What was she thinking then? âJust want to see if I can do it.â âIâm sure I wonât get in but it doesnât hurt to try.â âGunther isnât treating me with affection â I want to go far away.â Moral: Be careful what you ask for â you just might get it.
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 11 years ago
> She will miss Guthner>For a couple of weeks, after which she will look back on her time with him, and laugh.
Angelalex242 almost 11 years ago
I dunno. Maybe she sees Gunther as the closest thing she can get to the Peace Corp while she lives here, and considers her going out with him to be charitable work, designed to make a man out of Gunther.
ORMouseworks almost 11 years ago
Hey, hey, JPW! Missed you⊠;)