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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for February 27, 2015
Transcript:
Dez: : "To thank you for taking care of Sun's ferret and Piro's stuff, I ordered you something very special from Viper" Bernice: "Oh. Uh.... I'm not really into-" Dez: "Viper's creations will blow your mind! I asked her to make this just for you. Let's try it right now!" Dez: "Look at you! Your Zooidal spirit is beaming!"
Baarorso about 10 years ago
Broom that roomie fast before you go insane!
tammyspeakslife Premium Member about 10 years ago
She means well. Sheās young and learning like most people. I wish some people would think before they comment. So many unkind comments in this particular strip
Angelalex242 about 10 years ago
New Ager to the nth degreeā¦
wiselad about 10 years ago
the zooidal was actually funny in the fun way and looks like Bernās face when she hears one of the typical angst moments of Luann
Argythree about 10 years ago
I donāt see anything about Bernice that suggests that any part of her (āzooidal spiritā or anything else) is beaming. Too me, she looks like one of the kids who walked into our crisis switchboard years ago to confess that he had tried to kill himself, but couldnāt even succeed at thatā¦
ShagsCA about 10 years ago
Dez, you are a duck. A very fupped duck.
Argythree about 10 years ago
I havenāt been reading that long, but Iāve never seen Berniceās mother or read any posts about her. So she would have to be introduced first for Bernice to start yelling at her.-I am seriously concerned that Bernice is reaching the end of her endurance. Too much ādifferenceā too fast can be more than some folks can handle.
Argythree about 10 years ago
What looks like ādoormatā behavior can be a sign of depressionā¦
znhoja about 10 years ago
Hope this comic stays with Bernice. Had enough of Gunter. Hope Luann comes to help Bernice with her room mate.Greg Evans the name of this cartooin is Luann. Were is Luann??
Argythree about 10 years ago
Seeing the back of a characterās head is the equivalent of seeing the other high school students as silhouettes. They are only there as kind of a place marker to let readers know that others are part of the story only marginally. We see Mrs. Berger actually interacting with Gunther, so even though we disapprove of his yelling at her, we understand some of his anguish at being treated like he is still in grade school. But if all we get of a character is the back of their head, thereās no context to understand why they would suddenly be yelled at.-If anything, Iād expect a tearful Bernice to call her mother and ask if she could move homeā¦
Kymberleigh about 10 years ago
Bernice, want to come hide under Luannās bed until all these people go away? Heaven knows you practically lived in her bedroom for years already ā¦
wrwallaceii about 10 years ago
New ager by contact infection?
Simon_Jester about 10 years ago
Before Dez made her actual, she could have gone either way. She could have been the Greatest! Roomie! Ever! or the roommate from Hell.Right now, itās beginning to look like, āAbandon hope, all ye who enter this dorm-room.ā
cabalonrye about 10 years ago
That zooidal spirit reminds me of mad gargoyles on European medieval cathedrals.
cripplious about 10 years ago
Paranoid much? Please say youāre joking. If it was such a thing wouldnāt you still be locked out?
Sisyphos about 10 years ago
Thatās, err, a cute trinket/hair decoration by Viper, who must be quite an, err, artistā¦Bernice is relieved the bag wasnāt filled with ganja or other drugs, but (rightly) doesnāt know how to react to the colorful bird/insect hair thingā¦. Despite what Dez said or thinks, this dorm room is not in balance, not yet!
Farmingdale about 10 years ago
Dez is a glaring contradiction in termsā¦She thinks she is so ātogetherā and with it, but Dez is one of the most lost characters ever in this strip.
Mordock999 Premium Member about 10 years ago
Hey Bern?
If āDezzoā ever lets You get a WORD in Edgewise, TELL Her That YOU are NOT the Least Bit Interested in Her āNew Age BALDERDASHā and That If She Persists in SHOVELING That Insufferable Nonsense, YOU Will Sacrifice HER to āGods Of Common Senseā by IMPALING Her Butt Upon the Horns of Yonder Devil Mask that She So Cavalierly Placed on the Wall, WITHOUT ā YOUR -PERMISSION!!!
sffilk about 10 years ago
Ugly!
cdward about 10 years ago
When my freshman roommate entered the room dressed in aluminum foil (seriously), I requested a room change.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen about 10 years ago
Are there illegal feathers in that lovely creation?
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member about 10 years ago
Man, people are being awfully judgmental of a person who is just a free spirit. Back when I was young, those of us who were more āsquareā often looked up to and wished we could be more like that. Some of us tried and failed, others, like me, tended to appreciate those free spirits even though I knew I would not naturally have that sort of ability myself. Dez is so far, a real breath of fresh air. I enjoy her greatly. Bernice, although a bit hesitant, is not being overly judgmentalā¦ she is being open to learning and seeing about Dezā¦ which is a good thing. I think the two of them could have a very useful time learning a lot from each other.
Doctor Go about 10 years ago
Okay Bern, time to change roommates and move in with Tiffany. At least Tiffās normal ā relatively speaking.
aisforamy about 10 years ago
If Bernice is going into social work, she is going to meet and work with a lot of liberal free spirits. She should start getting used to it now, and Dez will be perfect for that experience!
Jelfring Premium Member about 10 years ago
I also like Dez and donāt understand so much harsh judgement. I think Bernice is open-minded enough to see what she can learn from someone so different.
duffer37 about 10 years ago
This storyline is tiresome. If it continues past this weekend, Iām dumping the comic from my reading list.
stonegarden about 10 years ago
I think Dez is a sweetie! She took time from her classes to help her ailing grandpa, and helps out other friends in need. She even bought a token of gratitude for Bernice, for her part in helping, and got it from her artist friend Viper, supporting her creations. I think this is about Bernice learning about people different from what she is used to, and not being judgemental about it. That would be a bad trait for a guidance counselor. There is nothing wrong with Dez or her friends.
usafmsgt about 10 years ago
Another great āright wingā conspiracy. Paranoid much?
ACTIVIST1234 about 10 years ago
Whewā so it was a crazy creative cardinal in the bag, not illicit drugs. Sorry for the assumption, Viper!
Airman about 10 years ago
Awww, poor wittle lefty had his feelings hurt.
greenearthman about 10 years ago
When your throat gets dry, you know youāre high, if youāre a viper.
JimT8 about 10 years ago
She simply looks surprised to me.
rebecca.l.burson about 10 years ago
Ferrets are not illegal everywhere.
Argy.Bargy2 about 10 years ago
Gunther-Mommy doesnāt have beady eyes or a potato nose, you sweetheart charm school grad, you. You like Dez? Be about hugs, instead of slams.-Hater, hater, YOUR nose be a potaterā¦.
locake about 10 years ago
Bernice would have taken it no matter what it was. She would be a terrible counselor, she canāt say NO.
locake about 10 years ago
Dez is free to believe in whatever she wants to. Her problem is forcing it on someone else who doesnāt want it. Dez is pushy and self-centered. If she is so intuitive she would pick up on Berniceās reluctance.
Willow Mt Lyon about 10 years ago
Okay. That is the final straw. New living arrangements for Bernice is needed immediately.
dougsathome about 10 years ago
At least it isnāt something sheād have to eatā¦ or IS it?
Argy.Bargy2 about 10 years ago
You did not āenjoy the rideā when someone imitated your identity and posted on this site. Why should I āenjoy the rideā when someone disses a female character by describing her as beady eyed and potato-nosed?
Argy.Bargy2 about 10 years ago
I believe it is an insult to real human beings (women and men) to describe anyone (cartoon or not) as ābeady-eyed and potato-nosed). I have the same right to interpret words as an insult that you do.
Argy.Bargy2 about 10 years ago
I sympathize with Bernice on behalf of all of those who remember what itās like to just want to live your life, and not have to be scolded into accepting someone changing all the contents of the place where you live, handing you drinks you donāt want and things you donāt want to wear, or else youāre condemned as some kind of narrow-minded fuddy duddy.
3pibgorn9 about 10 years ago
Aye.
Camawn, Greg, you can do better than that hair thingie.
Kirk Sinclair about 10 years ago
Bernice is starting to see that this could be a good thing.
Dreamdeer about 10 years ago
I LIKE Dez! Sheās an original, a free spirit like Knute and Crystal. Everything sheās said and done has been kind in intention, even if misdirected. I predict that sheās going to be Berniceās Peruāthe experience that compels Bernice to grow beyond her narrow comfort-zone and widen her horizons. Once Bernice catches up with Gunther (with help from Dez) they will be perfect for each other.
Dreamdeer about 10 years ago
Ferrets arenāt illegal in many states. We donāt know where Moony Uni actually is.
ACTIVIST1234 about 10 years ago
āperhaps Dez will offer an opinion about that, should Gunther stop by Berniceās dorm room at some future time "*Dave- Iād lile to see that. Even more, Iād love to hear what Gunther would now advise Bern about changing and growing.
ACTIVIST1234 about 10 years ago
Remember that that hair ornament apparently cost Dez $50. So what Dez is saying, āI want you to be my friend too, to be part of our group. In fact, Iāll invest significant time & money in you.ā*Has Lu ever invested that much time & money in Bern?
tammyspeakslife Premium Member about 10 years ago
Amen
Ryan Plut about 10 years ago
āFascinatingā
ā¦what?ā¦.too British?
Ryan Plut about 10 years ago
OK, thenā¦. āFascinatorā
Saddenedby Premium Member about 10 years ago
the large percentage of psychologists and psychiatrists, sociologists, common sensors -or whatever you wish to name them, that comment on this strip over the last few weeks has been highly entertaining from my perspective. -thanks for a great study in internet sociological interaction. -as iāve said before on other strips ā i often wonder if the cartoonists gets paid by the number of comments put on their strip. and possibly double pay for those who donāt like or want the cartoonists to continue their theme in the way they are. -AND PLEASE i know they donāt but it might be an interesting experiment to see which cartoonists and their strip that comes out on top.
kenwarnerfordictator about 10 years ago
Reallybad2, Dez is not a villian. She is a bit of a flake, albiet an inconsiderate one. And since when are ferrets illegal? Some of my freinds own some, that they purchased perfectly legally. They donāt make good pets, though.
wiselad about 10 years ago
first, Dez assumes a lot, but that does not make her a bully, she has not gotten any signals from Bern that she does not want what Dez assumes Bern likes, and actually besides the āwhat the heck is thisā vibes, we readers have never gotten the āI hate thisā vibe from Bernā¦ā¦ā¦secondā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦IFā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ Bern decides (actually Greg ;P )to not have Dez as a rooommate, the most logical new choice would be Tiffany, Luann most probably would not transfer to moony until she becomes a Junior
RSH about 10 years ago
Bernice is almost smiling. Iād like to think that she is as relieved as the rest of us (commentators) that all these little brown paper bags did not contain pot or other drugs but innocent things like tea or some hand made art object. Dez is making sure that Bernice doesnāt feel like a doormat taking care of things for other students. So far Dez is a caring nice person not some self centered druggie.
dre7861 about 10 years ago
Can these people get any weirder?
doverdan about 10 years ago
āFerrets are not illegal everywhere.ā-āThey are illegal in California, where this college is located.ā.Come now, there is no town named Pitts in California. .It is in an equally imaginary state, perhaps Pittsylvania.
doverdan almost 10 years ago
āBernice knocked herself out and stopped breathing while playing volleyball. Luann gave her CPR, and it is suggested it saved her life.āāLuann saved Tifany from drowning and got ZERO thanks for it from Tif.
Caldonia almost 10 years ago
How presumptuous! The Muppet hat or barette thing Bernice would choose to suit her personality would look much more like a butterfly than that! Get to know her better, lest you make the wrong kind of Muppet hat or barette thing, Viper! Obviously!
doverdan almost 10 years ago
Yes, we see California reflected, but that is only part of the picture. There seems, IMO, no attempt to button down the āactualā location of the Luann story..I doubt that you believe that some real person named Brad actually went to that California restaurant. .Both are fictional, the comic strip person and the comic strip restaurant.
doverdan almost 10 years ago
āThey use the Los Angeles airport.ā.No, no, no. The airport you see at Pittsville may look like LAX, but it cannot be the same place. It is a significant flight away..Recall that Tiff and Quill flew from the Pittsville airport to LA (her Hollywood trip) by plane. The flight was long enough for Tiff to annoy Quill with her flirting.
doverdan almost 10 years ago
No one has mentioned the use here of the word āzooidalā which seems odd at best. It has nothing to do with the zodiac..DICTIONARYzooidal = of or pertaining to a zooid..zooid =(biology) An organic body or cell having locomotion, as a spermatic cell or spermatozoid.(zoology) An animal in one of its inferior or early stages of development, as one of the intermediate forms in alternate generation.(zoology) One of the individual animals in a composite group, as of Anthozoa, Hydrozoa, and Bryozoa; ā sometimes restricted to those individuals in which the mouth and digestive organs are not developed..Can anyone make sense of this? Is that a caricature of a spermatic cell depicted on Bernās head? Or is Dez just tongue-tied?
spaced man spliff almost 10 years ago
Ten bucks says sheās a sociology major.
-or a psych major, planning to become a therapist.
cdemattos almost 10 years ago
Time to throw up in her face and go get you a new room mate. Heck, Tiffany would be a vast improvement over weirdo girl
wiselad almost 10 years ago
technically, the closest airports to Gregās place that have international flights are San Diego(about 45 minutes) , Ontario about 90 minutes, John Wayne airport in Santa Ana about 65 minutes away, Long Beach about 85 minutes away, even Palm Springs(called international because a few flights to Canada) is slightly closer than LAX
wiselad almost 10 years ago
Los angeles airport is about 2 hours away BTW
spaced man spliff almost 10 years ago
Thereās a town called Pittsburg (no final āhā) somewhere near Livermore, CA, methinks. But then the gang would fly out of SFO.
RSH almost 10 years ago
wouldnāt it be interesting if Dez turned out to be a math or physical science major. People would stop writing her off as a flake; surfaces can be deceiving. At least we can be sure that she is working toward a degree. Letās give this woman a break until we have some reason not to.
wiselad almost 10 years ago
BTW, taking it that Pittsville (fictional) was same area as San Marcos, makes more sense(time wise) to drive directly to LAX than take a nonstop flight to Sidney than to go to San Diego, Santa Ana or Ontario for a one stop flight to Sidney (some flights going to San Francisco, or to Salt lake) but money wise(flights around same price and adding gasoline cost to drive to the airports) it makes more sense to go to San Diego
wiselad almost 10 years ago
if the bag service includes panda dung brought from the zoo, and that Dez grows her own teaā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.. plus the price is a combination of using panda dung and the exact tea, some of the Panda dung teas go as ācheapā as 80 bucksā¦ā¦.. and the 50 dollars she owes to Piro might be āper bagā or might be per week or per month
Oceanic almost 10 years ago
It could have been just some fancy incense or tea, but without knowing exactly what, I think we can rest safe in the sensible nature of Bernice. B figures whatever this freaky chick thinks is a cool gift is likely not something sheās going to be really intoā¦
RSH almost 10 years ago
āzooidalā : of or pertaining to a zooid. āzooidā : an animal arising from another by budding or division; one of the distinct individuals of a colonial invertebrate animal, such as a bryozoan, that arise asexually by budding.
strange choice of words on Gregās part..
RSH almost 10 years ago
I guess with that little creature on Bernās head, she looks like sheās buddingā¦ OK I get it now.. her spiritual self is budding.
wiselad almost 10 years ago
zooidal spirit as in a representation of the āconnectorā of YOU with the PLANET SPIRIT that has a separate conscious than you but it is still part of you, supposedly the more you allow it to be part of your life, the happier you areā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦. for many it is basically the form to show our 2 choices in life, to be guided by the desires of our soul(closer to God) or to that of the Animal (the instinct of survival and dominance over others), of feeling happiness through the giving or through taking, being unselfish or selfish, choice of happy with the things we have or sadness for things we donāt have
RonBerg13 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
uuuhhhā¦..
wiselad almost 10 years ago
now Leonard is ready to Live and prosper forever
Airman almost 10 years ago
What is Dez doing in college, anyway? Everything she wants to learn could be taught by a shaman, witch doctor, or Voodoo instructor. The price per credit hour would be less and she wouldnāt take up space better used by someone hoping to learn something productive. I mean, come on, what good is majoring in Primitive Culture and practices? About as useful as psychology, sociology, philosophy. English Literature, and fine arts. Bernice will sink to the culture level of Dez before Dez rises to Berniceās standards, so get ready for a barefoot Bernice beating on bongo drums.
TORAD_07 almost 10 years ago
I heard about Leonard Nimoy earlier thismorning when I was between service calls. Hard to believe he was 83. Spock, Scotty and Bones are probably having a Romulan ale together tonight. Perhaps, Khan, tooā¦
And Nurse Chapell (Majel Barrett ā also the ācomputer voiceā and wife to Gene Roddenberry)ā¦ as well as Gene himself.
wiselad almost 10 years ago
also the one who played his father and the romulan officer,(Lenard, who also played in a movie a klingon)and also Nurse Chapel and also spockās mom(Jane Wyatt)
Sheila Hardie almost 10 years ago
Wow. Nice racist diatribe there, Airman. Stay classy.
TORAD_07 almost 10 years ago
True :(
It took me a while to realize that she was a natural āBrunetteā (as she was in the pilot āCageā and subsequent āMenagerieā extended epsā¦
TORAD_07 almost 10 years ago
Yes so many. For āGilliganās Islandā now only Ginger and Mary Ann survive. One lonely island.We lost the Professor last week.
Perhaps, you meant ālast yearā¦ā (01/16/2014).
Yep. Tina Louise and Dawn Wells are the last survivors. And, most unfortunately, they canāt stand each other. So definitely no tributes to come there.
It made me think about āHoganās Heroes,ā again. The only regular (or even semi-regular) surviving cast member now is Robert Clary (Le Beau). Quite an accomplishment, as he was also a Holocaust survivor. Much of his family were not so fortunate.
wiselad almost 10 years ago
another series of that time that we already starting to lose some (but we still have a lot alive) is MI, we already lost the second leader(Graves, as during the 1st 2 seasons we had someone else), Morris(most episodes) and now Nimoy(he went there after Star Trek)
doverdan almost 10 years ago
I find it cute that so many here strive to defictionalize Pittsville and turn it into some real place, perhaps in Gregās backyard.
Argythree almost 10 years ago
SPOILER ALERT!!!!!-At least the arc ends on a positive note. Lots of info exchanged, roomies learn about each other and Bernice speaks up a little, tiny bitā¦
Argythree almost 10 years ago
Interesting thing, for those of us from Pittsburgh; there is actually a Pittsburg, California. Never been there, but wondered about the place. So I did take a look at that jpg. Looks like a really old town. But not as old as Pittsburghā¦
31768 almost 10 years ago
nice, creepy hat!
wiselad almost 10 years ago
the school is Pitts but I am sure that in an image of the Library or of the chamber of commerce or something, it was shown that the town or city is called Pittsville
wiselad almost 10 years ago
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I will post some thoughts in a few minutes in the Saturday strip