Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 19, 2016

Good as explanation as anyone else’s book.

Bill the Cats’ ancestor?

I like this religion/superstition. Better than what we have now.

Works for me.

So where does L Ron Hubbard’s Science Fiction story fit into this?

I like the admonition “Just Follow Along and No One Gets Hurt”. Truth in advertising!!

As credible of a creation story as I’ve ever seen…Much more believable as any other,,,…Hey, I said that because I don’t want to get hurt!…..Um, isn’t Danae being just a little condescending by telling Lucy to “whoa”…..Kinda sounds like latent speciesism to me…Shame, shame… BTW, anybody got some cool pictures of Wiley Cats?….Come on, I know you do….

@ WildeBill: Xenu is the name of the cat.

@ BrunoZeigerts: Or says “Believe Me.” That’s exactly when you shouldn’t believe them.

@ BrunoZeigerts: Yes, but Jatravartids call it the Coming of the Great White Handkerchief.

“No one expects the Danae Inquisition!”

The Church of Danaetology.

Hey you. Yeah you. The one reading this,,,,What do you believe in?…An old book, with no references? Provable and self reflective science? Evidence that the evidence right in front of your eyes is wrong? Evidence that the evidence right in front of your very eyes is right?…Don’t be so sure, baby……Cat hairball works for me….But does it really matter anyway?…Oh, I suppose it does….But, I just say that to humor the Universe…we have a strange relationship….She’s a Bitch and I’m her victim…………

All bow to the great and holy Danae!

This explains everything.

Ever wonder why there are LOTS of cats on the planet. Its obvious that God dibn’t make man in his own image.

I don’t like it. Where are the elephants? Where are the turtles?

This also explains why it seems at times that the creator is toying with us.And Varnes: You believe what you want, as for me, I believe I’ll have another beer.

OOooohhhh! Catmosphere!

The Holy Hairball…

I’ve always told my wife and daughter that cats were the world’s rulers

Beats the story of a couple of mice contracting to have the Earth constructed as a calculating device.

Perhaps you don’t, but I do. I am a born again skeptic.

Terry Pratchett reference, not India….

I regret all the worlds I’ve destroyed cleaning up after my cats… My cats’ worlds would have been great!

Hmmmm — I may have to steal that motto for my church.

Thanks, for my morning laugh, Wiley. It works for me.I always thought that the world was some kind of gigundous hairball, – and who am I to contradict Holy Scripture ?

“Follow along and no one get hurt..” HAHHAHAHA

Of course Wiley is wrong: The almighty Creato-Cat had a big white beard..Scriptures 17:33:“He who draws Creato-Cat whithout the big white beard, shall be punished with a dry and barren pen forever.”

In one of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy books, there’s a religion that believes the entire universe was sneezed out of the nose of the Great Green Arkleseizure. They live in fear of the coming of the great white handkerchief.I wonder what is going to come along to clean up the great hairball.

Makes as much sense as an invisible sky daddy speaking the world into existence. Actually more, but let’s not quibble when souls are at stake.

Let’s keep a little perspective, people…there were 20th century regimes that believed absolutely in stark naturalism and materialism (there is no God, the universe is all there is, science is the only path to truth, etc.). Those were the most rigid, totalitarian, oppressive, violent, and dogmatic regimes the world has ever seen. The death toll of those Marxist regimes surpassed that of all other nations, religions and ideologies in history. And they did not allow question or dissent.

Question dogma and fight oppression wherever you find it, but never think those things are exclusive to religion.

That’s the problem. Some of us just don’t “follow along”.

I don’t think I want to know where “dark matter” comes from.

The Vikings actually believed that the world was made when a cosmic cow licked primordial ice and freed the first god.

And then God said …. “Let there be cats …” and the universe has not been the same ever since.

The scary part is that she might be right….

I read somewhere that the Dalai Lama had monks to investigate the claims of science on the creation of the universe. When told of the Big Bang, he was reported to have said “We told you so.”, as Buddhism teaches Cycles of Creation. He has now accepted the scientific explanation of the creation of the universe and discarded the Pillar of Life as an explanation of creation.It is a minor irritation to me that mainstream scientists now use the term “Big Bang.” Fred Hoyle used the term derisively in a radio broadcast, then had to publicly apologize for it. He was an advocate of continuous creation.

Dang, I forgot to be politically, socially and religiously un-correct.Do you know why man invented shotguns?Because god invented cats.

“One does not question holy scripture.” This is totally wrong. Everything, even deeply held beliefs, should be criticized.

I thought the Turtle puked up the universe when he had a stomach ache.

@derdave969: No, that’s what Donald Trump has been saying.

Wrong. God is a hen, a giant chicken. I should know, I spent 4 years in seminary.

Old TExan: much of what Buddhism teaches has been proven in compliance with what we’re just now learning about quantum physics.

What? Then there is fantasy; but ‘scripture’?

Just one big furball…urped out in the Great Cookie Toss a few billion years ago. It only seems right that God was a cat.