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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 27, 2016
Transcript:
Ned: What's with all the dents in the bar top? Man: Collateral damage from TV last night. Ned: Ah...rowdy, beer glass slamming football fans, eh? Man: No...worse. Ned: Oh......people slamming their heads in despair watching the debate? Man: This election is going to cause more concussions than the NFL.
Can't Sleep over 8 years ago
And more suicides than the stock market crash of â29.
oldpine52 over 8 years ago
And, if they keep their word, a mass exodus of so called âpersonalitiesâ.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 8 years ago
Most of them will stay. But isnât it better to stay and fight than run? Isnât our country worth sticking around for?
phreak91 over 8 years ago
I love how with the two candidates we have, it was almost certain this would be relevant, even though it was probably written weeks ago.
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 8 years ago
This âtoon was undoubtedly drawn before the actual debate took kplace, and Wiley is now the leading candidate for Nostradamus of the 21st Century.
Kaputnik over 8 years ago
The debate was about what I expected, and banging my head on something would have brought no relief. I think the moderator felt like it at times, though.
somebodyshort over 8 years ago
If either one wins the election weâre expecting a run of refugees here in Canuckistan at your northern border
jrowell over 8 years ago
Theyâre like two sides of the same coin, arguing over whoâs going to destroy the country sooner. #letgarydebate
AKHenderson Premium Member over 8 years ago
I wanna hear Trump say âMy Russian connections are better than her Russian connections.â
joe19 over 8 years ago
No president over 65!
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago
Oh no!I forgot to record the debate!Now the world will certainly end!
brain Les over 8 years ago
In the old days you had to pass intelligence tests to vote; I think today they should bring it back not only for the voters, but also for the candidatesâŠ.
Varnes over 8 years ago
Well played , Mr. MillerâŠâŠWell playedâŠ.
dot-the-I over 8 years ago
Back in law school an aspiring lawyer moonlighted as a racecar driver under an assumed name:
MAURICE BIENVENU JEAN PAUL TRINTIGNANT
http://www.toutelaf1.fr/Formule1/Fiches/f_pilote.php?recordID=758
whiteheron over 8 years ago
Then at the end of it all, like true professional (wrestlers) they glad handed and made nicey, nicey. Olâ Horse Teeth and Orange Blossom. Fie on politics.BTW: Mr Wiley : Well done on not pointing a finger at any particularparty. Thank you.
Varnes over 8 years ago
Somebody get Bob another drinkâŠ.
For a Just and Peaceful World over 8 years ago
The only person to like last nightâs debate is Putin.
car2ner over 8 years ago
I am tickled by Garyâs ideas. Let Hillary and Trump fight it out. The libertarians are aiming for the stars!
Linguist over 8 years ago
I called an old buddy last night in Arizona, after the debate. He owns a sports bar but had dedicated a side room for folks wanted to watch the debacle.
One of the âgimmicksâ at his bar are sponge rubber âbricksâ that can be hurled at the television sets by irate fans â a throw back ( pun intended ) to the Howard Cosel Monday Night Football days.
He said that the bricks got more of a workout in the "political sports arena " last night, then on the Falcons-Saints game.
Oh, those bricks arenât free. It costs you 25 cents a throw ! The brick money goes to the charity of the week. Childrenâs Hospital made a lot of money last night !
puddleglum1066 over 8 years ago
Why would anybody bother watching the debate? I canât say I know even one person whoâs still âundecidedâ at this point. What value is there in watching a debate when your mindâs already made up?
johngregor Premium Member over 8 years ago
and more babies than the power failure of 2003.
Iceman47 over 8 years ago
Got that right!! No matter who wins, we are ALL losers. This is one time that if you DONâT vote you absolutely CANNOT be blamed for what happens.If George Carlin were still here, he would be having a bloody field day.
Elisabunny over 8 years ago
Those who donât vote absolutely can be blamed, for not doing anything to try to stop this trainwreck. If all the people who claim to despise both candidates actually voted for a third party, we might get some real change,
dabugger over 8 years ago
Well, whatever.
Vorticia over 8 years ago
sighâŠso true
becida over 8 years ago
A businessman loose canon or a professional politician above the law. Our masters have left us with poor choices again.
dflak over 8 years ago
You think weâd have the technology to turn the microphone off when some windbag is done with his allowed 2 minutes.
Roadrunner Premium Member over 8 years ago
Told the wife I couldnât watch but took two Xanax and did. Blood pressure was 200/90. I was surprised that Hillery would admit being a raciest and bigot. So everyone, be they black, white, brown, yellow and chartreuse, is raciest (everyone hates everyone else)? God I wish we had better candidates!!! I prefer the loose cannon to the dull and dreary pontificator. God help us all!!!!
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 8 years ago
It already hasâŠ
flamingvampyre Premium Member over 8 years ago
I plan to fill in the write in box with someone I feel is worthy. A real person. Not someone like âThe Sith Emperorâ. According to an electoral judge, they have to count the write in votes.
lindz.coop Premium Member over 8 years ago
My candidate did fineâŠI just need some brain bleach for the other one.
hippogriff over 8 years ago
pfei2582Unless you are one of the 535 lucky Republicans who are actually permitted to vote for president, you are correct for that office. However, there are a large number of âdown ballotâ offices in which you are not only permitted to cast a significant vote, and I question the loyalty of anyone qualified who doesnât.
wizodd over 8 years ago
Didnât you enjoy the beginning of the final act of the circus they so carefully crafted just for you?
Wait until the photo finishâŠyouâll just dieâŠ.