Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 20, 2016

You have 350 million to choose from and 349,999,998 of them could beat either one of the two you picked.

If they’re still wondering, they’ll still be standing at the ledge in 2020!

After a year of campaigning, I don’t understand how any voter can still be undecided.

Watch that first step, eh?….Oh, and don’t throw that lovers sign away….I’m hoping the concept catches on again….Not the jumping part, of course, that’s kinda stupid. We could build a little fence I guess, but that would cost tax dollars….Nobody likes tax dollars for anything…..If something needs to be done somebody will do it, right? A bridge over a river? A company that wants to sell things on the other side of the river will build one, right?…..If kids are hungry, someone will feed them right? If the roads are shot, people will just buy better tires, right? Good for the economy… ……If airports have potholes in the runways, someone will fix them, right? I don’t fly, so it better not be me…Schools for kids? Just kick ‘em out the door and tell them to go learn something! . Terrorists? I’ll shoot ‘em if they even come in my yard! Life is easy if you think the RIGHT way, eh? Look, we know, they’ll just climb over the socialist government fence project anyway, so why bother?….See how easy it is to do nothing? It’s great…….But I better stop now, I’m afraid I’ll start being sarcastic and or cynical… But Trumpboy doesn’t even pay taxes to support the Secret Service that keeps him alive,….Oops! See that’s why I should stop….

If any Californian wants to stick it to the parties write in Robert Mills for president

If I’m gonna jump because of those two pieces of scum, I’d rather do it on their bodies repeatedly.

When a Liberal cartoonist is depressed, you know how the debate went…

The ‘leap’ moment comes when it’s time to mark the ballot. But, no matter which way one leaps, depression follows.

I think the undecided folks just can’t decide whether to vote or not. Vote for Pedro Sanchez.

I think the majority of voters are in a state of disgust.

- Lame Joke of the Day -Have you noticed that even Donald Trump won’t make any moves on Hillary Clinton?

Anyone who is undecided at this point should probably stay home and watch a Looney Tunes marathon.

Funny how presidential elections always take place on a “leap” year.

Clinton will be a great president if you are looking for gun control, free late term abortion, gay rights and socialism.

Anyone who is at this point still unable to decide between, on the one hand, a woman with excellent credentials, an impressive grasp of the issues, detailed plans for governing, and a respectable record of public service and, on the other hand, a narcissistic, bigoted, xenophobic, immature, sexist, conspiracy mongering pathological liar who has a poor record as a businessman and has been accused by numerous women of sexual assault (accusations corroborated by his own taped boasts) definitely has something wrong with them. But not as much so as the people actually intending to vote for that orange faced menace. I won’t say they should jump off a cliff, but if they did it would surely make America greater….

Voting for a president is a lot like going to bed with someone you picked up in the bar at closing time !

You hope that when you wake up in the morning, they don’t have bad teeth and hate poetry !

Picnic overlooking hill: A group of undecided voters who are “not sure” if they’re undecided.

How about the politicians take the leap?

Vote Wiley Miller! That’ll show ’em.

I tried to watch the debate last night and it just confirmed for me that I’m not voting for either one of them. The debate was a oke and the butt of the joke was both of them. I am a register republican and I dislike both parties.

Vote, not drop off yet. . .

The voters were right in 2000, the hanging chads were wrong

Undecided voters aren’t leaping anywhere, nor do they have any desire to. They’re too busy with the virtual worlds on their cell phones to pay attention to the real world around them.

Perhaps I can make the leap and pull the rip card at the ballot box. I just hope the first woman president doesn’t get impeached like her husband since she has already lied to congress about her emails which is a felony. Can a president be impeached for something she did before becoming president? Hope congress remains Repugnant-cuns to offset the deamon-crates so nothing will be done for another 4 years. Oh, what joy!!

Vote: None of the Above

I didn’t watch the debate, but I assume Trump said he won.

No matter who wins, we loose.

I’m taking the one both parties hate.

OK, I’m starting the movement right here:

Draft Wiley Miller 2020!

If I were not so polite, I’d point out that it’s “Decided Voters” who gave us this choice of Cyanide or Cyclamate (do you want your poison straight or artificially sweetened?) this year.

And for what it’s worth, I’m not “undecided”—I already voted, just not for either of these two.

It seems to me that if Donald Trump had intentionally set out to destroy the Republican party, he could not have come up with a more perfect strategy. I wonder how we will look back upon this election 10 or 15 years from now. I guess it will depend on who wins.

BrassOrchid

Using “ledge” and “eroded” in the same sentence made me think you might have a valid point. In Texas, we have a saying about “the only lege we’ve got”, one of Molly Ivins’ catch phrases denoting frustration with a state government owned by petroleum, finance, and multinational corporation lobbyists, with negligible input from the citizens. Unfortunately, we have another two years before we can do anything about it – except hope the feds can do something about voter restrictions by documents, gerrymander, and PACs. Not very likely, considering none of those three attacks on the Constitution ever came up in any of the debates.

We need more Ducks and Bears to get us through these times…These are truly the times that try men’s’ souls …And where is Danae when we need Her words of wisdom?

Instead of jumping at one of the two evils, we can, we CAN elect Gary Johnson. Just don’t be blind to possibilities.

So very happy that there are other choices!!

How do we join ’Pixatawny Phil" and come up in February when the fertilizer has settled and hopefully the air isbreathable…?

Pardon Me! I am from California (no excuse really)…I believe its Puxatawny Phil l…No offense meant

There’s a big difference between being “undecided” and not knowing a way to vote, having decided that you despise both of them equally.

I suspect MAD Magazine’s bumper sticker has caught on;

NEITHER, with the T and H their logos…

My TV committed suicide….just before the debate.

They just want to keep the rest of us in suspense.