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They are friends trust me. Just because they bicker over life issues does not mean they are bad for each other or somehow are not friends. I think that they are in a way reflecting a mirror view of the issues with each other in relationships. Bernice is not criticizing Jack or Nil/Emo themselves, but she is telling Luann she does not see rock climbing as a fun thing to do. Donât take chances! Luann is telling Bernice laying on a couch dreaming over an unobtainable mystery man is not something she would do either. Get real! So one might take a chance (Luann), while the other would daydream the unobtainable (Bernice). Maybe Bernice should take some chances, while Luann should get real? Mirror images reverse. Just my late night before I hit the sack thoughts. I again reiterate that the Bern and Luann are not seeming to be threatened by Jack in particular. Notice how quiet and still they are waiting for the girls to come back. Neither is doing anything, and they are not talking to each other, Jack having his arms crossed, while Nil/Emo is sitting politely with his hands on the table. Hardly stalker behavior. Maybe these two are both in need of female friends and relationships and that is the common thread even though they are totally different people. But not dangerous. This is not a Dirk type situation.
Bernice is a total LOSER. She is trapped in a box which is her life. Behind her a miserable childhood. In front of her is more of the same, as an adult..To the right is her condescending self. To the left is the smug know-it-all.Look up and there is the vast emptiness of loneliness.Looking down is the pit she lives in. Filled with sorrow, self-pity, and doubt; a never ending, unhappy existence.She needs serious help.
Berneice shouldnât have said what WE are doing. That amounts to a dare. However it looks like Luann was headed in Jackâs direction anyway. I just wish it wasnât somebody this gross.
Bern, I donât think EmoBoy has enough upper body strength for climbing a rock wall. Let the two of them go off and do that, while the two of you do something that isnât going to physically tax either of you.
Didnât know the âladiesâ roomâ was what they called the floor space in the middle of the Cafe?!âŠ.must be the âdance spotâ where they can do the âP.P. HermanââŠ
At least Luann is open to a growth opportunity. I hope she succeeds in dragging Bern along. Even if itâs a horrible date, at least itâs a date. You gotta get out there!
How nice theyâre so comfortable in their friendship they can openly disagree. And how nice of Bern to unwittingly push Lu to do something adventurous. Hope Nil and Bern go along âjust to watchâ.
Ladies, Just Tell those two Slugs, âYouâre-Not-Interested.â I SWEAR its getting so the ONLY Male You âPower-Houseâ Fem-Bots will Stand Up to is Gunther. And He is the Nicest Guy in the StripâŠ..,
I couldnât âreplyâ, but yes, to Sukie and Scott S, Bernie and Nil could be Luannâs cheering section and watch. But most climbing walls have beginner walls that are fairly easy to navigate. Itâs more than just arm strength. Itâs planning a route using both arms and legs and position to best advantage. Strength definitely helps but the safety equipment is there to save you.
I would say, go out and make the best of it. At least itâs something different to do. Plus, if the girls double date it gives them a little more security and the other to lean on if itâs awful!
I wonât bore you all by saying who you should vote for. Will it be Trump, Clinton, or even Johnson? We wonât know until tomorrow. But, here in California, we have IMPORTANT ISSUES to determine, aka State Propositions. Will marijuana be legalized? Will the death penalty be repealed? And only in California will you find this gem: will adult film actors be required to use condoms?
See needs to have her heart broken and a serious all encompassing relationship, then she needs Luann to be there to love her and pick up the pieces. I think if she goes through that she will finally mature, although it will be painful as hell. I kind of hope GE lets her do that, even though I will cringe. I like her anyway as one of main characters in Luannverse Air.
And to some of us, rock climbing is an awesome activity. Bernice needs to seriously try experiencing life instead of just critiquing it. And I agree with Luann.
Luann has at least a little smidgeon of a life. Bernice has none, except in her dreams. Bernie is in no position to be giving romantic advice, much lest orders!
If she knew what was good for her, Bernice would cozy up to Nil and make a double date of the rock-climbing thing whether she actually enjoys it or notâŠ.
Life has strange lessons. There was a time when i used to say, âIt would not happen here.â We would not have a government that endorsed torture. It happened. We would not have a nation that did not honor the Bill of Rights. We woukd not have a nation that lost its progress toward equality, or which forgot the lessons of WWII and embraced fascism. Life has strange lessons and at times too many people sacrifice core values. Let that not happen tonight.
@SukieCrandall said,âWe would not have a nation that did not honor the Bill of Rights.â
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Been that way for a long time.
Many donât like Number 2 and try to ignore it ir redefine it.
Many despise Number 1 for forbidding them from forbidding rich folks from having unlimited right to speech, figuring they should only be allowed so much and no more.
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We mostly want people to be free to do the things we agree with.
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
why are the girls even best friends now anyway?
Mikeyj over 8 years ago
Neither one interests me
GirlGeek Premium Member over 8 years ago
On an unrelated note: Itâs Election Day. If you are eighteen or older, please go out and vote. Our countryâs in trouble either way, itâs our decision to find out if weâre going to burn into the ground or succumb to torture until we can elect Bernie in 2020.
SukieCrandall Premium Member over 8 years ago
Feeling hollow? Try not to wallow.
AnyFace over 8 years ago
Luann doesnât have a date for the wedding yet, does she?
Brdshtt Premium Member over 8 years ago
Wait âtill Gregâs wife finds out he tagged the side of Bernieâs mattress.
luann1212 over 8 years ago
They are friends trust me. Just because they bicker over life issues does not mean they are bad for each other or somehow are not friends. I think that they are in a way reflecting a mirror view of the issues with each other in relationships. Bernice is not criticizing Jack or Nil/Emo themselves, but she is telling Luann she does not see rock climbing as a fun thing to do. Donât take chances! Luann is telling Bernice laying on a couch dreaming over an unobtainable mystery man is not something she would do either. Get real! So one might take a chance (Luann), while the other would daydream the unobtainable (Bernice). Maybe Bernice should take some chances, while Luann should get real? Mirror images reverse. Just my late night before I hit the sack thoughts. I again reiterate that the Bern and Luann are not seeming to be threatened by Jack in particular. Notice how quiet and still they are waiting for the girls to come back. Neither is doing anything, and they are not talking to each other, Jack having his arms crossed, while Nil/Emo is sitting politely with his hands on the table. Hardly stalker behavior. Maybe these two are both in need of female friends and relationships and that is the common thread even though they are totally different people. But not dangerous. This is not a Dirk type situation.
Argythree over 8 years ago
Why are the choices that Luann and Bernice are talking about the only choices?
MrGoobinski over 8 years ago
Bernice is a total LOSER. She is trapped in a box which is her life. Behind her a miserable childhood. In front of her is more of the same, as an adult..To the right is her condescending self. To the left is the smug know-it-all.Look up and there is the vast emptiness of loneliness.Looking down is the pit she lives in. Filled with sorrow, self-pity, and doubt; a never ending, unhappy existence.She needs serious help.
kenhense over 8 years ago
Berneice shouldnât have said what WE are doing. That amounts to a dare. However it looks like Luann was headed in Jackâs direction anyway. I just wish it wasnât somebody this gross.
Scott Stevenson over 8 years ago
Bern, I donât think EmoBoy has enough upper body strength for climbing a rock wall. Let the two of them go off and do that, while the two of you do something that isnât going to physically tax either of you.
Tyge over 8 years ago
Piro looks to be a amalgam of whatâs sitting at the table.
sueb1863 over 8 years ago
So Luann can go without Bernice. They ainât joined at the hip.
JayBluE over 8 years ago
Didnât know the âladiesâ roomâ was what they called the floor space in the middle of the Cafe?!âŠ.must be the âdance spotâ where they can do the âP.P. HermanââŠ
Airman over 8 years ago
Cut to the chase. Usually Luannâs romances end up âon the rocksâ, this one can start on the rocks and save time.
JayBluE over 8 years ago
âSofa, So Goodâ
âHard Rock Castawayâ
âMaybe Iâll WinâŠ.Saved By Piroâ (âȘ)
âA Climb On The Lineâ
âA Cushion In Her Corner Pocketâ
âAmerican Sad-iatorsâ
âNinja Snore-iorâ
âMisery Loves Comfyâ
âThe Shill Of VictoryâŠThe Agony Of My Feetâ
âLetâs Not Get Physicalâ (âȘ)
âHome Field Disadvantageâ
âAinât No Way Iâm Fit-ness In My Schedule!â
or
âHolding Out For A Piroâ (â«)
Ignatz Premium Member over 8 years ago
I donât care who dates who. Iâm just fascinated that Luann and Bernice can see each others thought-pictures, and point to them.
Flash Gordon over 8 years ago
I was called on the carpet yesterday by many commenters
and I agree that I was a bit harsh in my comment.
jrankin1959 over 8 years ago
I think we just broke a new wall, hereâŠ
Schrodinger's Dog over 8 years ago
Bernice is angry too much of the time. A good rock climb would help her have a release for all that pent-up frustration.
reedkomicks Premium Member over 8 years ago
Luannâs got the picture.
old_timey_dude over 8 years ago
A little exercise would be good for both of these sad sacks.
ĂŠÂČ over 8 years ago
Climb every rock wall, Ford is a car, Follow every rainbow, Forget that guy with a star.
Terminal Frost Premium Member over 8 years ago
Luann, âHey BerniceâŠaside from all that. who invited you anyway?â
Germanshepherds4ever over 8 years ago
Donât encourage them, Luann!!!!!!!
dw90125 over 8 years ago
At least Luann is open to a growth opportunity. I hope she succeeds in dragging Bern along. Even if itâs a horrible date, at least itâs a date. You gotta get out there!
ACTIVIST1234 over 8 years ago
How nice theyâre so comfortable in their friendship they can openly disagree. And how nice of Bern to unwittingly push Lu to do something adventurous. Hope Nil and Bern go along âjust to watchâ.
ACTIVIST1234 over 8 years ago
If you see TJ, please twist his arm so he gives the catering info to poor Emily ASAP. She has a lot of tasks to complete before Dec. 11.
Mordock999 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Good Grief, these âTwo.â
Ladies, Just Tell those two Slugs, âYouâre-Not-Interested.â I SWEAR its getting so the ONLY Male You âPower-Houseâ Fem-Bots will Stand Up to is Gunther. And He is the Nicest Guy in the StripâŠ..,
seismic-2 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Who invited Bernice on the date???
Outsideplaying over 8 years ago
I couldnât âreplyâ, but yes, to Sukie and Scott S, Bernie and Nil could be Luannâs cheering section and watch. But most climbing walls have beginner walls that are fairly easy to navigate. Itâs more than just arm strength. Itâs planning a route using both arms and legs and position to best advantage. Strength definitely helps but the safety equipment is there to save you.
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Trust but verify.
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ae2 â Funny!
evilstepqueen over 8 years ago
I would say, go out and make the best of it. At least itâs something different to do. Plus, if the girls double date it gives them a little more security and the other to lean on if itâs awful!
SukieCrandall Premium Member over 8 years ago
BTW, have you noticed that w one exception, all the scarf wearers have engaged in turtling behavior? It is a visual clue.
Vorticia over 8 years ago
Why not try something new, like rock climbing? What a bunch of sticks in the mudâŠ
Linnorm over 8 years ago
I wonât bore you all by saying who you should vote for. Will it be Trump, Clinton, or even Johnson? We wonât know until tomorrow. But, here in California, we have IMPORTANT ISSUES to determine, aka State Propositions. Will marijuana be legalized? Will the death penalty be repealed? And only in California will you find this gem: will adult film actors be required to use condoms?
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 8 years ago
Go for it, Bernice.
Whatâs the worst thing which could happen?
You could fall, sever your spine and be a tetraplegic for 95+ years.
Airman over 8 years ago
Oh, come on, GregâŠâŠâŠ.Bernice is so up tight, she wouldnât even lay on her bed without crossing her legs.
luann1212 over 8 years ago
See needs to have her heart broken and a serious all encompassing relationship, then she needs Luann to be there to love her and pick up the pieces. I think if she goes through that she will finally mature, although it will be painful as hell. I kind of hope GE lets her do that, even though I will cringe. I like her anyway as one of main characters in Luannverse Air.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 8 years ago
Iâm not sure what âthatâ #1 is.
Argy.Bargy2 over 8 years ago
This is a family-type âtoon, guy. ChillâŠ
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 8 years ago
Wall climbing is number one.
locake over 8 years ago
I didnât hear any invitation for Bernice to go rock climbing. Luann really needs to dump her clingy, neurotic friend.
walkingmermaid over 8 years ago
And to some of us, rock climbing is an awesome activity. Bernice needs to seriously try experiencing life instead of just critiquing it. And I agree with Luann.
eb110americana over 8 years ago
Wait. Are thought bubbles allowed to have thought bubbles?
Argy.Bargy2 over 8 years ago
One thing I AM happy about in todayâs strip; no one has called either Luann or Bernice to chastise them for not votingâŠ
Schrodinger's Dog over 8 years ago
now whereâs my âI voted for Bill the Catâ t-shirt âŠ..
BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 8 years ago
BerniceâŠâŠâŠ.. what a loser. At least Luann is ready to experience life.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Bernice is more nearly fond of casting stones than of climbing them.
Scoutmaster77 over 8 years ago
A good data sample should have an upper and lower limit.
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
What you mean, we, pale white girl with scarf?
Luann has at least a little smidgeon of a life. Bernice has none, except in her dreams. Bernie is in no position to be giving romantic advice, much lest orders!
If she knew what was good for her, Bernice would cozy up to Nil and make a double date of the rock-climbing thing whether she actually enjoys it or notâŠ.
Asharah over 8 years ago
Was Bernice even invited. Jack was asking Luann.
SukieCrandall Premium Member over 8 years ago
Life has strange lessons. There was a time when i used to say, âIt would not happen here.â We would not have a government that endorsed torture. It happened. We would not have a nation that did not honor the Bill of Rights. We woukd not have a nation that lost its progress toward equality, or which forgot the lessons of WWII and embraced fascism. Life has strange lessons and at times too many people sacrifice core values. Let that not happen tonight.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 8 years ago
@SukieCrandall said,âWe would not have a nation that did not honor the Bill of Rights.â
.
Been that way for a long time.
Many donât like Number 2 and try to ignore it ir redefine it.
Many despise Number 1 for forbidding them from forbidding rich folks from having unlimited right to speech, figuring they should only be allowed so much and no more.
.
We mostly want people to be free to do the things we agree with.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Did Luann vote today? You will remember that Delta scorned her for not voting in 2014. (I believe that was the last time weâve seen Delta, too!)
Brdshtt Premium Member over 8 years ago
Truncated Spoiler Alert: What are they?
DoubleU almost 7 years ago
Cookie Monster did that once: Imagined a cookie and ate his thoughts.