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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 04, 2016
Transcript:
Eddie: Well, I bettah get goin'...I've got some new refugees to help relocate. Joe: Wait...what?! Flo: Wow! I'm proud of you, Eddie! Which desperate people ah ya helpin' to find a safe haven? Voice: I disavow myself from the vile and despicable actions of our candidate!! ...But I'm still going to vote for him... Flo: Oh...Republican congressmen, right? Eddie: Ah-yeh. Joe: I think you need a bigger boat.
Can't Sleep over 8 years ago
Make âem stay and suffer with the rest of us!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 8 years ago
Yes, so far Germany has taken in many magnitudes more refugees than the huge USA.
Dtroutma over 8 years ago
Oh, Wiley, great shot, but youâre gonâna stampede the herd.
somebodyshort over 8 years ago
You need a much bigger ship Eddie. I nominate Captain Schettino to be captain of the ship
jrowell over 8 years ago
So true! Those politicians sure have gotten themselves into a pickle. Theyâre to blame for their own predicament (and itâs fun to watch them squirm!) Pharisees at their best â Trumpâs just saying what a lot of them believe but donât dare put in to words.
keenanthelibrarian over 8 years ago
Not sure what a racist hypothetical belief is. Please enlighten me.
keenanthelibrarian over 8 years ago
Iâm trying not to be bigotted; all I want to know is what a racist hypothetical belief is. BTW I am very well read.
Varnes over 8 years ago
keenanthelibrarianâŠYeah, I have a hard time understanding Nate tooâŠ.Left-wing racism? Seriously? One of the hallmarks of the right wing IS racism, plain and simpleâŠ
whiteheron over 8 years ago
heavy sigh!!!!!!!
Varnes over 8 years ago
Bruno and keenan, Yeah, what the hell IS hypothetical racism, anyway? Either thereâs a black guy is hanging from a tree branch or there isnâtâŠ..
marshall over 8 years ago
I could do without your political bias.
Varnes over 8 years ago
Screw the boat, you should have better taste and moralsâŠ.
stairsteppublishing over 8 years ago
See you next week. Taking a break from all of the media and politician screaming and lying until after the election.
gorbag over 8 years ago
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/oct/31/the-podesta-emails-show-who-runs-america-and-how-they-do-it
Znox11 over 8 years ago
Can we all at least agree that both candidates have really lowered the barâŠâŠ
sandpiper over 8 years ago
The choice of candidate in this election is like the choice of being shot by firing squad or being hung. Either way, youâre going to feel some pain. And, one cause of this âchoiceâ that has not been mentioned is the role the media played in shrinking a wide field down to these two. Had the networks and newspapers given relatively equal time and exposure to each person, both democrats and republicans would have had significantly different choices on the ballot.Instead information controllers followed the old maxim that news media go for the easy shots, the sensational, the splashy. Anything else is left in the ashes. Pity.
mourdac Premium Member over 8 years ago
Maybe the election in the U.S. is like the movie âTrading Placesâ. Who would be the Dukes for the âPubs and Democrats?
Geezer over 8 years ago
I will be happy when the election is over, so Wiley can get back to being funny.
Kilrwat Premium Member over 8 years ago
@benporter NY Times net profit dropped due to one-time employee buyout charges as they restructure their business. Revenues are down less than 1%.http://www.reuters.com/article/us-newyorktimes-results-idUSKBN12X1HU
Warren Wubker over 8 years ago
Must be. Democrats are so used to corruption they think its normal.
A Hip loving Canadian... over 8 years ago
âLeftwing racist hypocritical beliefsâ⊠are you trying to be ironic or moronic⊠hard to tell.
DukeOfURL Premium Member over 8 years ago
The Dems wonât run from their vile and despicable traitoress thief of a candidate â they think thatâs normalâŠ
dabugger over 8 years ago
Republican Hypocrisy, the âright wayâ; but not ours.
David Frechette Premium Member over 8 years ago
And donât forget to load up all the democratic trash to dump out in the bay!
sbwertz over 8 years ago
Well, itâs either put up with Trump or face decades of a liberal supreme court. Hillary is threatening to put Obama on the supreme court!
3pibgorn9 over 8 years ago
Anyone but Trump, the narcissistic public foul mouth who has no concept of diplomacy or world reality. And is impulsive,
watashi73 over 8 years ago
Wiley is in the process of turning an entertaining strip into one that about half of us sick enough of mainstream media politics aimed in only one direction may just start giving the strip a skip. Left and right are already covered by Doonesbury and Mallard. Give it a rest.
whiteaj over 8 years ago
Please move Wiley to the editorial group where he belongs.
dflak over 8 years ago
2008 Democrat â Iâm not Bush | 2012 Democrat â Iâm not Obama | 2016 Republican â Iâm not Trump.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 8 years ago
Lay out that âbigotryâ you claim is there first.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 8 years ago
No just your local bad sides voted for a fascist, rapist, masher corrupt to the bone candidate. Who is pals with a dictator, Putin and wants to run the country like him.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 8 years ago
An uptick in crime (assaults and violence) and harassment of women (and the rest of them) by the local âConservative Republicansâ we call racists thugs you mean?
Geezer over 8 years ago
Do any of you know how to right more than headlines and leading questions?
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I bet they know the difference between âwriteâ and âright.â
scottymac over 8 years ago
Iâll miss you, Danae, but itâs time this tripe be relegated to the editorial cartoons. Which I donât read.
librarian4hire over 8 years ago
Remind me which candidate
Fraudulently used his charity to pay his legal bills.
Called for nuclear proliferation.
Called for national stop and frisk.
Violated the U.S. trade embargo with Cuba.
Is being sued for fraud pertaining to his âuniversityâ scam.
Employed a campaign manager who is accused of being involved in illegal corruption with Ukraine.
Lied about support for Iraq War over and over in debate.
Was unaware of Russiaâs Crimea occupation.
Is unaware of situation in Syria.
Was penalized for racist housing discrimination.
Filed for business bankrupcy 6 times.
Questioned a judgeâs integrity because of his parentâs heritage.
Deleted emails involved in his casino scandal.
Admitted that he doesnât pay his contractors.
Called Obama an illegitimate noncitizen hundreds of times over 7 years.
Used campaign donations to enrich his own businesses.
Geezer over 8 years ago
I donât expect much from you.
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Nor I from you. Sloppy writing is often a symptom of sloppy thinking. People who live in glass houses âŠ.
sandflea over 8 years ago
Canadaâs gonna build a wall and make America pay for it.
pschearer Premium Member over 8 years ago
And as usual, Wiley will disclaim any bias with âItâs just a cartoonâ. Yeah, a biased one. (Not that he doesnât have the right, but it would be an amazing day if heâd admit to it.)
facing_bs over 8 years ago
no one cares about your political views. They care about humor, thatâs why they read your comic strip. Forget the politics and youâll do better.
hippogriff over 8 years ago
ben porter
Of course they have skills. They were independent merchants now in a chain-store world. They were farmers who cared for the soil in an agribusiness world. They were artisans in an assembly-line world. They were scholars and teachers in a world that disparages both. They lived in a world of heat and drought and yet survived. And when the corporate world collapses of its own dead weight, exhausted resources, and dying planet, they will be the last to go.
Wiley creator over 8 years ago
The clip got cut off. Hereâs the rest of it:
The Arizona Republic, which had never endorsed a Democrat for president since its founding in 1890: âTrump responds to criticism with the petulance of verbal spit wads. Thatâs beneath our national dignity. When the president of the United States speaks, the world expects substance. Not a blistering tweet.âThe Dallas Morning News, which had not endorsed a Democrat for president in more than 75 years: âHe plays on fearâexploiting base instincts of xenophobia, racism and misogynyâto bring out the worst in all of us, rather than the best. His serial shifts on fundamental issues reveal an astounding absence of preparedness. And his improvisational insults and midnight tweets exhibit a dangerous lack of judgment and impulse control.âThe San Diego Union-Tribune, which had not endorsed a Democrat for president in its 148-year history: âTerrible leaders can knock nations off course. Venezuela is falling apart because of the obstinance and delusions of Hugo ChĂĄvez and his successor. Argentina is finally coming out of the chaos created by Cristina Kirchner and several of her predecessors. Trump could be our ChĂĄvez, our Kirchner. We cannot take that risk.âUSA Today, which had never endorsed a presidential candidate (and still stopped short of an actual endorsement of Clinton): âÂźesist the siren song of a dangerous demagogue. By all means vote, just not for Donald Trump.â
Burgundy2 over 8 years ago
Nice nod to Jaws.
wiatr over 8 years ago
I think it requires a rocket and a free one-way trip to Mars.
Say What? Premium Member over 8 years ago
Say what you like, but we didnât rig OUR primary.
No, your candidate took your primary hostage by threatening to run as an independent if not nominated.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 8 years ago
Congressmen, the anti-service animal.
Danicat over 8 years ago
Its too bad they trash Republicans, when only dead people vote for Democrats.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago
After some effort to cut myself off from the vile and despicable bulk of humanity, filled with bile and excrement, I finally arrived at the ingenious invention of the guillotine, and was able to properly establish my distinction from them, which I enjoyed for as much as three minutes before darkness took me.
Iâm your top, prime cut of meat
Iâm your choice
I wanna be elected!
GeorgeSteele over 5 years ago
And here we are, three years later, with the best President and greatest prosperity in the history of the country. Second thoughts, Wiley? Yeah, I didnât think so â delusion runs deep in this one.