Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 27, 2018

No one should call you before noon on Sunday.

Blackflies are unpleasant when you’re working outside.

5 out of 9 actually

looks like you’re making nice business, Pig, with a kiosk like that

Never drink wine – any wine! – over ice cubes.

Don’t reach for the honey without smokin’ the hive.

Some women shouldn’t wear Speedos, either.

Universal Truths: BAD – Mondays suck, jury summons, root canal, IRS, colonoscopies. GOOD – Getting out of jury duty, cop pulling over jerk who just cut you off, a free lap dance and universal favorite: SEX.

Ummm, do you want to explain that to slow drivers in the fast lane, the neighbors with a barking dog, the Bee Gees, printer ink companies and fat men in speedos?

Just don’t get into ‘less filling’ and ‘tastes great’!

I agree with the people in panels 1, 3, 5, 6, and 8. Cheese and chocolate taste super awesome! In my country, there aren’t any cold winters, but I think a warm cozy bed in a cold winter day would feel nice. Disco REALLY never should’ve caught on, but I kinda wish for heavy metal to be more popular. If printer ink wasn’t so expensive, printing would be wayyyyyyyyyy easier!

As one of the world’s only cheese-haters, this strip makes me cry. The rest holds true, but BOO TO CHEESE!!!

It’s especially aggravating in Canada and the US, where every single restaurant makes “cheese on it” the default, thus justifying higher prices.

1, depends on the cheese, some good, some not so good.

2, Accident or merging traffic, road construction, all lanes are slow.

3, Try using chocolate syrup as salad dressing.

4, Agreed.

5, Disco rocks, especially if you eat a cake that was left out in the rain.

7, Generally a beer/wine person, not always though.

8, Agreed

9, No man should wear Speedos.

Man buns are not a good look.

Newsflash for all your nervous nellies, accelerate to merge into traffic when entering the freeway. Quit hitting the brakes everytime you catch a glimpse of another car.

Sweet Caroline should no longer be played at a sporting event.

Pineapple pizza should’ve NEVER been invented

We always need to keep in mind that each of us has likes and dislikes. And we need to try to tolerate the dislikes, as hard as that may be. The result can be a better family, community, country, and world.

Agree to disagree.

Dark chocolate, please.

The more #7 the better the others.

I’m okay with all of that, but my daughter hates cheese.

It’s not quire 8:30 AM and and I’m sure many parents would agree that a rainy day with 3 active young boys is not such a good thing.

I don’t care for cheese, I don’t like chocolate in my chili, and beer is nasty.

Telemarketers should be hung, drawn and quartered.

(in a very small voice) I love disco music.

Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

Meh. I’m okay with (some) disco. I run road races. The Village People and “Copacabana” are on my race-day playlist to help me maintain my pace.

We hold these truths to be self-evident…

one thing we should all agree on, is giving thanks to our veterans for our freedoms, every day.

Nap more, argue less.

The tv show “Lucifer” should never have been cancelled.

It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity.

We should have turkey more often than just on Thanksgiving.

“Jeggings” should not be made in sizes larger than 6.

Poker should not be a spectator sport.

Love disco! Not a fan of beer.

The cheese comment might upset the lactose intolerant and/or vegans. How about “most guys shouldn’t wear shorts, at least those stupid three quarter jobs?” If you are hot — and chances are you are not — maybe.

Spandex is a privilege; not a right…

Everybody loves Bohemian Rhapsody

Hey, I like disco!

Had me until the beer one. Ewww!

Wow! 140 reasons (to date) why there ain’t nuthin’ everybody can agree on!

I hate cheese, don’t drink beer and loved disco.

A couple driving related ones.

People who don’t find it necessary to use the turn signal on their car. Our names are not Claire Voyant or Nostradamus.

People who don’t find it necessary to turn on the car headlights when it’s pouring out. Running lights ARE NOT headlights.

I am not so strongly against Disco; some of what is tarred with that title was not so bad IMO. Otherwise, I like Pig’s idea and most of the citizen’s responses as well….

I think Rat sent the beer person and the dog person.

They should never have cancelled the TV show, Scorpion.

Though I personally lean more towards rock, there was also plenty of great disco music. I’d have more trouble coming up with a list of country songs I love than a list of disco songs. Sure, there was plenty of lousy music too, but that’s true of every genre, especially one that becomes something of a fad. Not to mention that there was a homophobic and racist element to the whole “death to disco” thing.

Not really a big fan of beer either.

Bacon is amazing

I’m old enough to remember when Mac vs. PC was a raging controversy.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!! Love this!!

The Lays bag is 754% air.

McDonald’s makes the best fries.

You shouldn’t have to wait 8 months for a game update

Overweight people shouldn’t jump on trampolines.