Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 22, 2018

Wiley’s strip today is rather cheeky!

Are they looking for a watering hole around the Mesa?

“…and then it’s just a straight shot to Butte!”

He gave them a bum steer.

Looks like they’re coming up from the rear.

If they end up in Titicaca, they’ve gone too far.

From the song Sweet Betsy of Pike: “Out on the prairie one bright starry night/They broke out the whiskey and Betsy got tight./She sang and she shouted, she danced o’er the plain/And showed her bare arse to the whole wagon train.”

Methinks one of the ancestors of the Kardashians or Lopez posed here.

Oh, the jokes are scraping bottom today…

The memoirs of Fanny Hill come to mind …

Trump reportedly stated that it his was his dream to have his face on Mt Rushmore. I wonder what made me suddenly think about this…

Just keep away from the toxic vent

All previous comments except one (and I don’t mean the Trump one) were hilarious!

Be careful of the wind that comes suddenly.

What’re they going to use for a landmark when the crack spreads, and it collapses?

This one is listed in the National Parks brochure as a natural wonder?

“Butt…Butt…Butt…where are we supposed to go from THERE??”

It’s ass beautiful ass a full moon all right.

Obviously, the comic censor was sleeping on his …

In Yakima, Washington, there is a hill that was known as “Squaw Tit” it has since been renamed for reasons of political correctness but I imagine unless a team of engineers came in with high explosives that it still looks like a woman’s breast.

This was not the worst place name I’ve seen on a map.

And on the right, Brown Nose Point

Words Fail Me! I’ll be back this afternoon to see if ANYbody can top the previous comments. You all would be the fun-est people to have for neighbors and block parties!

I can see people being offended by this. It’s a very tooshie subject.

“I don’t know, Clem. I’m not sure that would be an ideal spot to set up our chocolate factory.”

That’s tongue in cheek.

There are mineral rights, but in this case nobody wants to get the lead out.

Come on, Wiley, technically, that’s a butte, not a mesa. And butte would have been even funnier.

AH ! Mt Tushmore -an exact likeness of Trumpee. Somewhere east of Vegas and west of the moon.

Mt. Blushmore, maybe?

And there is Charmin,bringing up the rear ;)

Shoulda taken a left at Albuquerque.

Does anybody get the butt of this joke?

So that is where all those tweets come from, makes sense now.

sigh I’m just bringing up the rear, as usual. I just get so far behind. That’s what I get for bumming around all morning.

And while you’re there be sure to stock up on rocky mountain oysters.

They call the wind Miasma.

I feel a Spinal Tap song coming on………

Thank you, Wiley, this put a big smile on my face.

It’s better than dying of dysentery.

“Oh Poo, we’re lost again…

It must be the butte crack of dawn.

RIP Charles Krauthammer. He achieved greatly despite tremendous early disaster. Regardless whether or not you agreed with his conservative philosophy, his use of both written and spoken word was masterful and compelling. He was an admirable individual and will be missed.

⇧ @sanderling

it’s important to post the same comment wherever you go, especially if it’s entirely irrelevant…

Not a full moon. That doesn’t appear until sunset.