Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 14, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  about 6 years ago

    It shouldn’t take too long if it’s only an épée contest.

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    Dirty Dragon  about 6 years ago

    I am not left-handed either!

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    rogthedodge1  about 6 years ago

    No, I’m not going to say anything about taking offense at this strip!

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 6 years ago

    wrong fencing company in the phone book, Pig

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 6 years ago

    It could have been worse. Pig could have hired people who deal in stolen goods.

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    Bilan  about 6 years ago

    At least there’s only one fencer you need to pay at the end.

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    garcoa  about 6 years ago

    Foiled again

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    Queen of America  about 6 years ago

    BiathalonNut – from the other day: I have never, ever gotten a spam fax. We used to get them at work but never at home.

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    the lost wizard  about 6 years ago

    Aren’t you supposed to wait until after the en garde before you strike the opponent?

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    hariseldon59  about 6 years ago

    I’m on the fence with this one.

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    mjb515  about 6 years ago

    Actually, those don’t take very long at all.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 6 years ago

    En garde’n fence?

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    Breadboard  about 6 years ago

    Pig was it the masks that gave it away ?

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    Steverino Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Pig should have called the Department of De Fence.

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    uniquename  about 6 years ago

    Pig will have to repair de-fence.

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    Fred  about 6 years ago

    well at least he got to the point…

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    Fred  about 6 years ago

    besides, without a back fence the front fence is the only defense…

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    Troglodyte  about 6 years ago

    Poor Pig, de-fence-less as always!

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    mail2jbl  about 6 years ago

    Pig should have done more research on the company before he hired them.

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    F-Flash  about 6 years ago

    Don’t fence me in.

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    PatrickN.McDaniel  about 6 years ago

    I was on the fencing team in High School but the cows kept getting out so they had to let me go.

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    forsyth  about 6 years ago

    “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

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    chris_weaver  about 6 years ago

    Pig would complain to those two, but they look armed and dangerous!

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    B UTTONS  about 6 years ago

    This project was designed, developed, and managed by BART Fencing & Development.

    Projects will incur 250-500% overrun; completion delays exponential to cost overrun; will use non-standard design, materials, and construction methods; used defective materials may be used without consent; finished projects prone to failure in 30 days. No warranty, expressed or implied.

    BART stands by its transit record in providing world class service, planning, and sound fiscal management second to no other in expanding its abilities to property development.

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    B UTTONS  about 6 years ago

    You see the BART Fencing workers scribing the fence line. When one opponent falls, they dig a post hole. They will insert a post and fill it with the body of the fallen fencing worker.

    Repeat until fence is completed or worker supply exhausted.

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    corzak  about 6 years ago

    Organize, and picket that fence.

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    sccooley  about 6 years ago

    It could be worse, it could the third definition.

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    Cerabooge  about 6 years ago

    Of course, if you’re actually trying to find any organization involved in the fencing displayed here, … good luck.

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    Gent  about 6 years ago

    Pig could learn something from Henry and his Fenceville.

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    gammaguy  about 6 years ago

    Good fencers make good neighbors?

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    Obi-Haiv  about 6 years ago

    Well, his other choice was two guys profiting in the selling of stolen items, so…

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    Jim G Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Poor Pig. His plans for the day have been foiled.

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    Sisyphos  about 6 years ago

    Oh, look! They entertain, they fence, they then put up a fence! What a fine company!

    Let your fingers do the walking….

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    YouBetchaAy  about 6 years ago

    Who even makes a company for fencing? By that I mean sword fighting.

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    Caedmon The Great  almost 4 years ago

    Reminds me of that Geico ad…

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    Some nerd who likes comics  over 3 years ago

    There’s a geico commercial like this lol

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    Goat from PBS  over 3 years ago

    I was going to comment about how this was a Geico commercial, but two people beat me to it. lol

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    *real* Guard Duck  about 3 years ago

    now that is just hilarious.

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