Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 27, 2018

Yanno, the Northern Territories Tourist Ministry has an entire booklet about the interface between bears and tourists . . . And it ain’t good for the tourists!

John! Don’t do it! Bad spelling is never a good sign. ;) In case everyone doesn’t know, John Oliver seems to have a thing for Pumpkin Spice Lattes. :P :D

Smart as Wiley bears are, their spelling and penmanship are truly atrocious.

The bears are smiling because they are about to get rid of the last of their pumpkin spice lattes.

It’s amazing how well those skinny trees hide those plump bears.

Snack station or Smack station? The hiker has a pole, so either the bear or the human could get smacked. Are these bears really bad at running (chasing humans)?

Don’t let him drink it, it’ll ruin the flavor.

Latte drinkers and hikers are two mutually exclusive groups. Latte drinkers think that stepping onto a real grass lawn is getting close to nature. Hikers read the fine print on bottled water

People should drink their coffee any way they like and we should all bear with those who choose to pollute their beverages with disgusting contaminants without being judgemental.

Truth in advertising; they didn’t say whose snack.

YAY!!! WILEY BEARS!!! YAY!!! ALWAYS smarter then the average bears!

The drink that’s made with real creme.

Notice caps on the ground. They’ve had success alratdy!

Bears got thesarus.

Oh..wait. That’s a BC running gag.

Looking at the caps on the ground, the hiker may be wondering if he gets a free hat, too.

Wonder if the orange hats on the right have MAGA decals?

I’d say that at least three previous hikers stopped for a latte…

The sign outside a local Midas brake and muffler shop in my town says “PUMPKIN SPICE OIL CHANGES ARE BACK”

I wish bears WOULD eat more of those pumpkin-spiced, latte-drinking, leaf-peeping city folks. Then maybe fewer would race down our dirt roads at 50 mph!I kid, definitely.

Nothing better than a free range hiker, probably in shape from lots of exercise and tasting good from wholesome foods.

Funny, funny, funny! Kudos Miller!

Three down… (count the hats)

The hiker is so focused on the free drinks that he fails to notice the various bears hiding in plain sight.

Do bears eat pumpkin spice latte drinkers in the woods?

“The number one threat to America…. BEARS!” – Stephen Colbert https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWXnbdlG_Ts

What’s nest? A Pumpkin flavored Vodka?

#pumpkinspicedanythingaswellasketchupisforheathens

I’d be safe, hate all this pumpkin flavor in EVERYTHING!

Too bad about that apostrophe in “hiker’s”…

The Wiley Bears figured out at this time of year many of their prey will consume such things. Wiley Bears are not omnivores they are more super carnivore and 84% of their diet is red meat. Most of that is human.

Wiley Bears, for the majority hunt in our National Parks. They are so good at snatching and hiding if you are a straggler or get ahead of the group you are most likely to be taken.

That’s what you get for drinking Pumpkin Spice lattes!

I just love Wiley’s Bears! :D

Anyone who has already fallen for the Pumpkin Spice Scam is an easy target for a Wiley Bear Scam.

Can’t get enough Wiley bears!

Like the bear needs a rope? Wiley obviously hasn’t spent much time in bear country… ;-)

Natural selection’s clever way of getting rid of those who like ridiculous cofee flavors.

One for the Bears on Arctic circle 28th Octhttps://www.arcamax.com/thefunnies/arcticcircle/s-2138292

As Yogi would usually say…(in Yogi’s voice)“Smarter than the average bear!”