Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 07, 2018

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    electricshadow Premium Member about 6 years ago

    I can just hear Robin Williams saying what the deer’s thinking: “I’m ready for your @$$. C’mon, give your best shot. Let’s party!”

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    uqui  about 6 years ago

    The Wiz should know that the King doesn’t want a fair fight!

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    jpayne4040  about 6 years ago

    Deer: “Not so big and bad now, are you?”

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    DaBoogadie  about 6 years ago

    The ‘government’ here in Colorado Springs is considering hunting permits within the city limits…what could go wrong?

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    tripwire45  about 6 years ago

    Fair? That’s the wildlife equivalent of the Terminator.

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    dukedoug  about 6 years ago

    Shades of Crocodile Dundee and the kangaroo.

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    preacherman Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Gatling gun, double no less, versus single shot musket is hardly fair, Wiz. Though P and H forgot to show the cartridges mounted to the back of the barrels, so the gun shouldn’t be able to fire. I guess with wizard power, anything is possible.

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Could this be called BUCK-SHOT?

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    Plods with ...™  about 6 years ago

    I always said that it would be quite a different outcome if the deer were armed.

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  about 6 years ago

    a few years ago I was a referee for a war game for French and Indian war re-enactors. moving through some woods in New York we heard a noise on the other side of a slight rise, assumed it was the french and got ready to attack.

    Ranging over the rise we saw a large band of wild turkeys that at once took flight. as one man said "If only we’d had ball in the muskets-there was thanksgiving dinner on the wing

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    hooglah  about 6 years ago

    If you find yourself in a fair fight….you planned it wrong.

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    bsisler21  about 6 years ago

    If we could only get a fair fight in our schools and churches.

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    Dr_Zinj  about 6 years ago

    Well, deer carrying twin .50 cal. Gatling guns would be a lot easier to spot in the woods.

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    joefearsnothing  about 6 years ago

    What fair fight? The Fink has a blunderbuss and the deer has dual gatling guns! ;o]

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    wirepunchr  about 6 years ago

    Cartoon physics must not have any recoil otherwise that deer would be flat on his donkey when lit that weapon up.! ;-}

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    josballard  about 6 years ago

    Why do machine guns need what appear to be smokestacks?

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    mourdac Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Shades of Piers Anthony.

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    car2ner  about 6 years ago

    that is funny, but to be fair there are places with way too many deer since we’ve taken away their predators. Not good for us or the deer.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 6 years ago

    It was never a fair fight. Ever.

    The moment our ancestors ancestor first picked up a rock or stick and used it as a weapon, we won.

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    Nicki's ZoMcYo  about 6 years ago

    That was hilarious.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member about 6 years ago

    How appropriate considering yesterday’s results.

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    eladee AKA Wally  about 6 years ago

    Way to go Wiz!!!!

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    syzygy47  about 6 years ago

    Now for the 2nd amendment’s ‘right to arm bears’!

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    DCBakerEsq  about 6 years ago

    Duck hunting season! Rabbit hunting season!

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    pchemcat  about 6 years ago

    Yay Wiz!

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    I was FRAMED!!!!!!  about 6 years ago

    Only then, would using an ‘assault weapon’ for hunting is warranted.

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    Pisces  about 6 years ago

    Atta boy Wiz………….

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    alien011  about 6 years ago

    A real tailgunner, eh?

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Thank you!

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Just like Astro Boy.

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    Billy Yank  about 6 years ago

    It looks like the Vulcan gun arrived earlier than anyone realized. This looks like the Steam Punk version.

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