Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 26, 2019

Aw, come on, we non-violent ones need all the friends we can get.

Me too. Sigh.

They’ve spent so much time chewing on bone spurs, not much else is getting the headlines, even more mass shootings.

I posted a picture of my animals tussling:

“Tiger v. Wolf. Wolf usually wins because he’s 2.5X her size. But she holds her own.” I think they are friends.

Saw video of a cat that bluffed out an alligator !!!

Me too. Cats don’t dump you at the side of the road when they get tired of you.

Life’s a bitch. Then you die.

I can never hear anyone say “all things considered” without mentally adding “Morning Edition, National Public Radio”. It’s automatic, like an earworm.

Cats and dogs that grew up separately can’t stand each other. Cats and dogs that have been raised mixed are best friends. How would that work for people?

My Dad once told me a dog will love you more than any human being. My Dad loved dogs.

And humans purring and then going to sleep on your keyboard isn’t cute, it’s just weird.

One of the Sandy Hook parents just committed suicide. I’m sure Alex Jones and his scum followers are pleased.

He’s just a fan of…(CENSORED!)

And who runs the can opener?

My Cats hinted at a possibility of ‘best friendship’, but stopped short of commitment.

“We have met the enemy and he is us.” Walt Kelly.

We are supposed to be the smartest animals on earth and the only ones with the power to reason but we are the most self destructive and dumbest of all?

The place exists. http://www.thenewsroommpls.com/

You ain’t just a-woofin’, dog!

Cats are egotistical, narcissistic, manipulative, prideful, stuck-up, and sadistic. Dump shouldn’t get a dog, but a cat, then they could compare notes.

If I wasn’t me, I’d slowly distance myself from me as well.

He must have grown up in a “mixed” household. One where the resident cat taught him from early puppyhood who was REALLY in charge!

As the monkey said, “Yes, man descended, the ornery cuss, but brothers, he didn’t descend from us.”

WHAT THE &%$#! All you POTUS haters got nothing to talk about now!!!!! Ha Ha Ha!

Dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!

Try getting a cat to feed you or throw a stick.

spend more time working with your pets, less time fighting with your neighbors. Come to think of it, I think it is us folks who walk our dogs who get to know our neighbors first, at least those who also walk their dogs.

Well, you’re going to need to start hanging out somewhere else besides a tavern if you want to meet cats…

Ugh…this is what happens when I take a day off. Too much time in the comments…too little time doing something useful. On to Andy Capp and wrap this thing up.

Then you don’t want to be friends with Poncho!

Cats don’t have friends; they have staff, servants, and adoring subjects.

Whenever I get down, like today, I go see the guys/gals at the funny pages. There’s always a smile somewhere, just waiting for me.

Truth!!!