Tom Toles for April 08, 2019

Donald Quixote — now literally TILTING AT WINDMILLS in his QUEST to save the world from wind cancer. (Maybe if you RUN THE WINDMILLS BACKWARDS it will cure cancer?)

People of Holland, land of windmills, among the healthiest on earth (THANK YOU Universal Health care), shaking their heads in disbelief as American credibility takes another hit.

The TrumpubliCON war against science continues.

Anti-climate science. Anti-biology (evolution; vaccinations). Some now believe in a flat earth and geocentric solar system.

And now it is … WIND CANCER!

::: rolling eyes :::

Roy lives.

Of course Donald John Quixote is tilting, he has never done anything straight up.

Windmills are a hoax from the deep state. They use electricity, not produce it. There is no way the wind could move those big blades. They have electric engines in them that turn the blades. Fake New!

He said “Tim Apple.”

Of course, the Trump Disciples now ‘know’ that going back to coal will not only make everyone rich, but will also cure cancer.

At last the oranges of the Trump Disciple analysis skills are revealed.

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#TraitorTrump

A.G. Barr’s summary is better.

Love the little comment at the bottom!

Just more proof that his brains have turned to rancid tapioca…

Hope he gets wind cancer first. Between the turbines and the gas that spews from his flap, he hasn’t got a chance.

If we could have back all of the thinking time that has been wasted by being exposed to Mr. Trump, I wonder how much it would add up to. And [sigh] there are almost two years more of it in store for us. It’s not as if responsible citizens have any choice in the matter. Ignoring a poisonous creature that is in close proximity to your well being won’t do at all.

Still, I can’t help but to be a little envious of people in other nice countries that have all that extra time and thinking room that we don’t have because of the non-stop barrages of offensive stupidity that we are forced to endure. A trollish comment pops up from time to time saying that Mr. Trump lives 24/7 in our heads rent free. It’s kind of true.

I know of a certainty that in time we will have a sane president again and we can all have our heads and our pride back. The new president can be young or old, a woman or a man, moderate or liberal, brilliant or not – just as long as they are not bat-$#it crazy.

Sure, the job is important and we want the best we can get – but it’s just a temporary gig. Another lunatic like the current president may drive us all permanently around the bend.

The only thing I can come up with is that Trump deliberately says incredibly stupid things (like windmills cause cancer) to distract us from the truly horrible things he is doing. He can’t believe that. Can he?

Along with the Mueller Report and Trump’s tax returns, the research and evidence of these wind or noise cancers will never see the light of day. Two will just be buried in a super-classified file and one just doesn’t exist. I leave it to you to determine which is which.

And this research is suspect? /s

https://www.cancer.gov/about-cancer/causes-prevention/risk/radiation/electromagnetic-fields-fact-sheet

Are trump’s hands getting smaller and smaller in Toles’ cartoons?

Barr does know how to turn a phrase.

OK, he’s a buffoon. Get over it. The sad thing is, many can’t see it – some even I know. They think I just can’t see his genius.

Well…at least it rhymes with ‘answers’…

The economy is doing well because coming along after You Know Who with explanations, rationalizations, and excuses is the biggest growth industry on the planet.

I live less than 5 miles from a wind farm. I can see the windmills from my bedroom and living room. By Trumpian Arithmetic an ordinary 3 bedroom house here should sell for 2,800,00. Unfortunately they lost 75% of their value. It’s the Eastern edge of the Bay Area so the house prices are higher than some places. :-)

I’ve been wondering for quite awhile if some passive-aggressive types in the administration deliberately feed Trump nonsense, knowing he will spout it in public and look like an idiot. (At least, he will look like an idiot to all people with IQ’s that skyrocket all the way to pretty close to just about kind of average!) This must be their way of getting back at Trump for the ways he treats them, with insults and temper tantrums and (probably) crying jags.

I hope people watched the fine documentary (which was obviously exhaustively researched) about the Trump administration on Fox last night.

A Trump speech is never over until a flack comes out and explains which words have a different one-time meaning today.

Obviously the Mueller Report and Trump’s taxes have bad news in them.

If they had good news they would be on Fox ‘news’ every 10 minutes.

He doesn’t need Barnacle Bill for this, has enough mouthpiece parrots he bought from the local petshop.

Michelle Wolf, the comedian who hosted last year’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner, mocked President Trump, who announced that he will not be attending the event for the third year in a row.

“I hope it’s not because he has windmill cancer,” Wolf tweeted Saturday, making reference to Trump’s recent attacks on wind energy, like asserting that the noise from wind-power turbines “causes cancer.”

Wolf hosted the 2018 fundraising dinner, during which she took jabs at the media and members of the Trump administration, calling press secretary Sarah Sanders and White House counselor Kellyanne Conway liars.

https://www.aol.com/article/entertainment/2019/04/07/michelle-wolf-zings-trump-over-wh-correspondents-dinner/23707800/

Nice little comment from the tiny Toles in the corner.

A “pas de deux” is a place where two ballet dancers perform steps together. Note that the Attorney General is NOT supposed to do work for the President as a personal representative, as #45 seems to think.

Now, a “folie à deux” might be more to the point: when a psychosis or psychotic delusion gets transmitted from one person to another…probably via FoxNews at this point…

Let’s buy a bag of hamberders and go out to watch the wind turbines.

And listening to Trump speak causes brain damage.

“A Mueller report walks into a Barr….”