Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for April 25, 2019

Elvis, is it actually Puck’s transcribing the notes that is cutting into airtime, or is it you lecturing him that’s cutting into air time? You’re the reporter on the scene, and the camera is rolling. Why are you not reporting?

Puck, pay attention to Elvis when he’s drivelling on about why you shouldn’t do things you don’t mind doing!

So how about that tear in the screen, Elvis?

Best Puck toe beans ever!

Is Pucky really giving him the toe ?

Buzzy Mouse’s tiny mug always makes me smile.

If that’s the way they run the station, BCN is doomed.

Just let him finish writing out the voice memos, Elvis.

LOL!! You gotta love Pucky dissing Elvis in the last panel by totally ignoring him. Elvis’ expression of silent outrage is priceless! You go on and help your buddy out, Pucky—leave Angry Fussy Paws to fester and stew in his chagrin.

And while Puck is wasting his time transcribing Lupin’s worthless memos, hordes of bugs are pouring in, and no one is giving an assessment or showing a chart of the horror.

Georgia drew the cassette player a little differently. it’s turned around and has a red stop button this time. i had to go back to the original to double check, it just didn’t look right today. http://www.breakingcatnews.com/comic/theres-a-tear-in-the-kitchen-window-screen/

Happy almost Friday everyone!

Looks Mount Elvis is about to erupt!

Hey, the show must go on!

bbbbbzzzZZZZZZZZZ…..

Pucky toe beans.

Elvis, Elvis, chill out before you burst a blood vessel.

And now, the broadcast’s live

And so I face the Camera One now,

My friends, I’ll say it clear,

Lupin and Puck have let down now!

We’re live, no time to waste,

We know the drill, Monday thru Friday,

I know we’ll be just fine,

Just do it My Way!

Frank Sinatra: My Way

Don’t we know a certain obnoxious flying bug?

HI, EVERYONE. THERE IS A COMMENT ON YESTERDAY’S STRIP. SKYKEY’S WIFE HAS ALSO PASSED.

Sorry, I’m not really shouting, just trying to get everyone’s attention to this sad event.

Would you say that the gauntlet has ben laid down, or is it about to be laid down?

Great non-verbal language in this one!

The Beans! Puck’s little beans!

For those of us who didn’t know Mrs. Skykey ever posted, on 12/28/18, she left a touching account of Skykey’s last day. Very touching, and all the more poignant to me, having just read about her own death today.

Elvis’s flattened ears say this won’t end well!

Buzzy reports Elvis’s ears are flattened, paws are clenched.

T minus 15 seconds, guidance is internal.

12 —11 —10 —9

Forearms are shaking, ignition sequence start

6—5—4—3—2—1—0

We have poofage. Repeat we have poofage

That’s actually quite rude of Puck.

I can see that Puck is holding up a toe as in “wait a minute,” but is he also signing in Amslan?

Oh, there’s a ‘Fly on the Windscreen’, alright! …

… And Elvis is STEAMING – er, Streaming Live!! :)

Just a note to thank the Orbsters for being such a loving, supportive online family! Wishing everyone as perfect a springtime Purrsday as possible!

No toe beans today, Puck is holding the speaker device for the transcribing.

I am so sorry to hear this. Prayers and purrs for the family of Skykey and Mrs. Skykey.

Elvis does have a point besides the 2 on his head on the ones that make him Siamese.

Attention all Paws: Extreme poofage is imminent. Implement cuteness procedures #1. All available polydactyl kittens report immediately!

I dunno guys. If the kitty dewclaw equates to the people thumb, the toe Pucky’s holding up equates to a naughty-word people finger. The lower pink bean would be his kitty paw pad, equating to the people palm. Remember, the Puck of mythology wasn’t always a good boy.

What is Puck holding in his left paw?

A perfect example of Elvis being Mr. Angry Fussy Paws.

Got a surprise when I went to feed the colony today. Harley, one of the youngest cats, gave birth to five babies! Unfortunately, being a first time mother, she didn’t know what to do. The sacs had been cleaned, thankfully, but three of the five were hooked together by their umbilical cords and a fourth was trapped by her leg. (The vet is afraid she may lose that leg due to lack of bloodflow.) All five were covered in ants and screaming, but Harley wasn’t even really paying attention to them. They have joined my household now, of course. Looks like I’ll be bottle feeding for a while.

Elvis, vibrating with rage!