I grew up in a family of lawyers. They were honest to a fault, if thoroughly neurotic, and specialized in defending working class folks. As a result, I don’t always find lawyer jokes funny. Pity!
You know, the few times I’ve actually had to consult a lawyer, I’ve never gotten preyed upon. Maybe that only means they could see I had nothing to take. .
I once hired a person with a law degree (but could not find work in that field) to put some siding on my house. I explained very carefully with examples and made him do one while I watched how I wanted it done. Then I went away. Then I came back, took down his work and put it up right. He was a lawyer for sure: He threatened to sue me since I declined to pay.
Dtroutma over 5 years ago
The trees are alive, with the sound of lawsuits.
Watcher over 5 years ago
They are Wiley Bears in disguise.
somebodyshort over 5 years ago
Real ones wouldn’t put up a warning sign. They just sneak up on you
kodj kodjin over 5 years ago
Adds credence to the idea that there are too damn many law schools!
Superfrog over 5 years ago
Don’t feed them or they’ll follow you home.
somebodyshort over 5 years ago
One lawyer in town makes a good living. Two lawyers in town both make a great living
strictures over 5 years ago
To repeat an old joke, California got all the lawyers, while New Jersey got the toxic waste dumps. New Jersey got the better end of the deal!
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 5 years ago
Please have your lawyers spayed or neutered.
kaffekup over 5 years ago
Wiley Lawyers!
Somebody had to say it.
somebodyshort over 5 years ago
Q: What do you call two doctors and two lawyers in town
A: A golf club
Bilan over 5 years ago
They are definitely novices. There’s not much money in slipping & falling in a public park.
sandpiper over 5 years ago
Gotta pay back those loans somehow.
Lenavid over 5 years ago
If Supply and Demand was allowed to work, the prices would theoretically drop.
Masterskrain over 5 years ago
Q: How many Lawyer Jokes ARE there?
A: 3…All the rest are true stories!!
Dave M over 5 years ago
Isn’t “feral lawyers” a redundancy?
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Beware, if you don’t feed them they will feed on you. Lawyers gotta make a living too you know.
ajr58 over 5 years ago
It’s only 99% of lawyers that give the remaining ones a bad name.
ajr58 over 5 years ago
What is the problem if a lawyer is buried to his neck in sand? Not enough sand.
DanFlak over 5 years ago
Don’t use a bird dog to flush them out. Use an ambulance.
ajr58 over 5 years ago
What do you get when you cross a pig and a lawyer? No one knows. There are some things a pig just won’t do.
Painted Wolf over 5 years ago
So… When does feral lawyer hunting season start, and what’s the bag limit? http://luciphurrsimps.com/2009/12/25/20091016-prow1s3/
tripwire45 over 5 years ago
They occasionally come in handy when you have to make a will or need other legal advice.
goblue86 over 5 years ago
Whats the difference between wing tips and cowboy boots?
One has the bullshit on the outside.
goblue86 over 5 years ago
Ok…remember to give ME the credit here:
Wiley bears + wiley lawyers = great fun!
Should be good for at least 2 years of comics!
magicwalnut over 5 years ago
I grew up in a family of lawyers. They were honest to a fault, if thoroughly neurotic, and specialized in defending working class folks. As a result, I don’t always find lawyer jokes funny. Pity!
J Quest over 5 years ago
Look, an escheat of lawyers!
Diat60 over 5 years ago
That looks like Petey being walked.
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
Hurry. Call the exterminator.
the lost wizard over 5 years ago
Like the legal eagle up in the tree.
1953Baby over 5 years ago
You know, the few times I’ve actually had to consult a lawyer, I’ve never gotten preyed upon. Maybe that only means they could see I had nothing to take. .
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
You may remember the 2015 future in Back To The Future? All lawyers have been abolished. Justice moves swiftly there with long stretches in prison.
zwilnik64 over 5 years ago
“In one respect at least the Martians are a happy people, they have no lawyers.” ― Edgar Rice Burroughs, A Princess of Mars
57BelAir over 5 years ago
Notre Dame alone just set loose 222 lawyers on the world.
nufalready over 5 years ago
Are you allowed to shoot them?
timbob2313 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Damn, more lawyers every year. A few more generations and every person in the US will either be a lawyer or a close relative of one.
Cornelius Noodleman over 5 years ago
Shake a tree and a lawyer will fall out!
Tootsie Premium Member over 5 years ago
https://bestfriends.org/blogs/2017/08/17/community-cats-lawyer-up Feral cats lawyer-up.
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 5 years ago
You can identify them by the notches in their ears.
sperry532 over 5 years ago
reminds me of the line in Tom Paxton’s song “One Million Lawyers”. (c.1985)
Oh, a suffering world cries for mercyAs far as the eye can see.Lawyers around every bend in the road,Lawyers in every tree,
walstib Premium Member over 5 years ago
Lawyers, guns, and money!
somebodyshort over 5 years ago
Nice one Wiley
NoSleepTil_BKLYN over 5 years ago
Someone call the Orkin Man!
dsjwriter over 5 years ago
“Watch for feral lawyers.” As if there’s another kind.
Concretionist over 5 years ago
I once hired a person with a law degree (but could not find work in that field) to put some siding on my house. I explained very carefully with examples and made him do one while I watched how I wanted it done. Then I went away. Then I came back, took down his work and put it up right. He was a lawyer for sure: He threatened to sue me since I declined to pay.
Bryan Farht over 5 years ago
The other day I read about an experiment that showed that more than 90% of the profession of lawyer can be automated with AI.