Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 24, 2019

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    Dtroutma  over 5 years ago

    The trees are alive, with the sound of lawsuits.

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    Watcher  over 5 years ago

    They are Wiley Bears in disguise.

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    somebodyshort  over 5 years ago

    Real ones wouldn’t put up a warning sign. They just sneak up on you

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    kodj kodjin  over 5 years ago

    Adds credence to the idea that there are too damn many law schools!

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    Superfrog  over 5 years ago

    Don’t feed them or they’ll follow you home.

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    somebodyshort  over 5 years ago

    One lawyer in town makes a good living. Two lawyers in town both make a great living

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    strictures  over 5 years ago

    To repeat an old joke, California got all the lawyers, while New Jersey got the toxic waste dumps. New Jersey got the better end of the deal!

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Please have your lawyers spayed or neutered.

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    kaffekup   over 5 years ago

    Wiley Lawyers!

    Somebody had to say it.

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    somebodyshort  over 5 years ago

    Q: What do you call two doctors and two lawyers in town

    A: A golf club

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    Bilan  over 5 years ago

    They are definitely novices. There’s not much money in slipping & falling in a public park.

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    sandpiper  over 5 years ago

    Gotta pay back those loans somehow.

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    Lenavid  over 5 years ago

    If Supply and Demand was allowed to work, the prices would theoretically drop.

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    Masterskrain  over 5 years ago

    Q: How many Lawyer Jokes ARE there?

    A: 3…All the rest are true stories!!

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    Dave M  over 5 years ago

    Isn’t “feral lawyers” a redundancy?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Beware, if you don’t feed them they will feed on you. Lawyers gotta make a living too you know.

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    ajr58  over 5 years ago

    It’s only 99% of lawyers that give the remaining ones a bad name.

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    ajr58  over 5 years ago

    What is the problem if a lawyer is buried to his neck in sand? Not enough sand.

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    DanFlak  over 5 years ago

    Don’t use a bird dog to flush them out. Use an ambulance.

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    ajr58  over 5 years ago

    What do you get when you cross a pig and a lawyer? No one knows. There are some things a pig just won’t do.

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    Painted Wolf  over 5 years ago

    So… When does feral lawyer hunting season start, and what’s the bag limit? http://luciphurrsimps.com/2009/12/25/20091016-prow1s3/

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    tripwire45  over 5 years ago

    They occasionally come in handy when you have to make a will or need other legal advice.

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    goblue86  over 5 years ago

    Whats the difference between wing tips and cowboy boots?

    One has the bullshit on the outside.

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    goblue86  over 5 years ago

    Ok…remember to give ME the credit here:

    Wiley bears + wiley lawyers = great fun!

    Should be good for at least 2 years of comics!

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    magicwalnut  over 5 years ago

    I grew up in a family of lawyers. They were honest to a fault, if thoroughly neurotic, and specialized in defending working class folks. As a result, I don’t always find lawyer jokes funny. Pity!

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    J Quest  over 5 years ago

    Look, an escheat of lawyers!

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    Diat60  over 5 years ago

    That looks like Petey being walked.

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    DCBakerEsq  over 5 years ago

    Hurry. Call the exterminator.

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    the lost wizard  over 5 years ago

    Like the legal eagle up in the tree.

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    1953Baby  over 5 years ago

    You know, the few times I’ve actually had to consult a lawyer, I’ve never gotten preyed upon. Maybe that only means they could see I had nothing to take. .

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 5 years ago

    You may remember the 2015 future in Back To The Future? All lawyers have been abolished. Justice moves swiftly there with long stretches in prison.

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    zwilnik64  over 5 years ago

    “In one respect at least the Martians are a happy people, they have no lawyers.” ― Edgar Rice Burroughs, A Princess of Mars

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    57BelAir  over 5 years ago

    Notre Dame alone just set loose 222 lawyers on the world.

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    nufalready  over 5 years ago

    Are you allowed to shoot them?

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    timbob2313 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Damn, more lawyers every year. A few more generations and every person in the US will either be a lawyer or a close relative of one.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  over 5 years ago

    Shake a tree and a lawyer will fall out!

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    Tootsie Premium Member over 5 years ago

    https://bestfriends.org/blogs/2017/08/17/community-cats-lawyer-up Feral cats lawyer-up.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 5 years ago

    You can identify them by the notches in their ears.

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    sperry532  over 5 years ago

    reminds me of the line in Tom Paxton’s song “One Million Lawyers”. (c.1985)

    Oh, a suffering world cries for mercyAs far as the eye can see.Lawyers around every bend in the road,Lawyers in every tree,

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    walstib Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Lawyers, guns, and money!

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    somebodyshort  over 5 years ago

    Nice one Wiley

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    NoSleepTil_BKLYN  over 5 years ago

    Someone call the Orkin Man!

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    dsjwriter  over 5 years ago

    “Watch for feral lawyers.” As if there’s another kind.

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    Concretionist  over 5 years ago

    I once hired a person with a law degree (but could not find work in that field) to put some siding on my house. I explained very carefully with examples and made him do one while I watched how I wanted it done. Then I went away. Then I came back, took down his work and put it up right. He was a lawyer for sure: He threatened to sue me since I declined to pay.

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    Bryan Farht  over 5 years ago

    The other day I read about an experiment that showed that more than 90% of the profession of lawyer can be automated with AI.

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