J.C. most likely looked like a first century Jew. The only physical descriptions that we have of God the Father is as a pillar of fire or smoke and as a burning bush. Neither of these are very human-like. God the Holy Spirit is depicted as a tongue of flame – again that fire imagery.
If God created man in His image, perhaps He made it so that anytime one sees God they see what they EXPECT to see. Whites see white, blacks see blacks, penguins see penguins, etc.
Been wondering. If a totally different form of sentient life is ever discovered on other planets, will their history also include a god who made them in his own image? And will we then go to war to prove who’s god is the true god?
True, man made-up hundreds of gods and demi-gods because they were clueless about Him then and more so today. The one true God is “Spirit” and He dwells in eternity (Isaiah 57:17).
So – who decided God was a man (created in his image)? A bunch of white men. Bah, humbug. God could have been anything from a large lizard to a 10 foot tall black female.
Nice debate about the nature and/or existence of the invisible superman in the sky, folks, but doesn’t the legend go that St. Petey man’s the gate, not the big guy?
I briefly embraced Evangelical Christianity in my late teens (when the Jesus Freak thing was all the rage). When Jimmy Carter the Evangelical DEMOCRAT was running for president I thought voting for him was the obvious action. Apparently, since he was not GOP I was directed to vote for Gerald Ford, the Republican. I quickly abandoned this snake pit of hypocritical hucksters…
I am a Christian and a conservative and I think that this is very funny. We take our selves way too seriously. Civilization (as we know it) has been on this planet for tens of centuries and we think “oh we are so modern and know so much” and yet we have all the problems people have always had. I thank God for the gift of a sense of humor! (insert smile face here)
God is omnipotent, which means he can look like anything you can imagine.
If there were a heaven, it would have to be a place where tricks can be played (and I’m not just talking about bridge), music can be whatever you like, conversational gambits never fall short (or if they do, you don’t mind) and every meal is both delicious and non-fattening. Plus millions of new things to perceive and manipulate, every one of them just around a corner from all your old favorites. And my jokes would make angels laugh!
Does anyone here remember an old movie called “The Man With X-ray Eyes”? In the end he claimed he could see God and He looked like an eye. All seeing eye?
I like the one where God is on a cloud with what looks like his accountant, there are symbols showing death and destruction below, and he says “OK, lesson learned. Next time, no religion.”
Kveldulf about 5 years ago
I’ve met a couple of Nuns who could have managed it.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 5 years ago
Well, at least Opus will get in.
mr_sherman Premium Member about 5 years ago
Just be buried in a tux.
in.amongst about 5 years ago
My dear dear Almighty – that stunt may not fly with that lot.
Watcher about 5 years ago
The Evangelist’s will not like this one bit.
Enter.Name.Here about 5 years ago
Opus will be THRILLED when his day cometh!
franki_g about 5 years ago
Gonna see Opus in heaven!!
willispate about 5 years ago
a Penguin, as God?! LAUGHS
Owhatadoc Premium Member about 5 years ago
Especially with those who say there are no absolutes (absolutely).
dot-the-I about 5 years ago
Inspired humorous “messing”: “The slothful say, ‘There is a lion outside that will devour me in the public square!’” (Proverbs 22:13)
joegee about 5 years ago
Sister Mary. Long time, no see.
tripwire45 about 5 years ago
Okay, that one is sort of funny, plus my granddaughter likes penguins.
Nuclear Nemesis about 5 years ago
That’s NOT how the Flying Spaghetti Monster does things!
DanFlak about 5 years ago
J.C. most likely looked like a first century Jew. The only physical descriptions that we have of God the Father is as a pillar of fire or smoke and as a burning bush. Neither of these are very human-like. God the Holy Spirit is depicted as a tongue of flame – again that fire imagery.
mourdac Premium Member about 5 years ago
Colonel Sanders at the Pearly Gates and there being chicken statues outside it was one of my favorite Far Sides.
Lenavid about 5 years ago
Having fun with ignorant zealots, you mean. True “absolutists” would find it funny as well.
smokysilver.so Premium Member about 5 years ago
It’s my way of explaining to myself why bad things happen.
Mario500 about 5 years ago
(compares a certain “Non-Sequitur” cartoon with “© 19 WILEY INK, LTD. 7-14” that appeared to have had been on a certain part of this site involving text of “Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 14, 2019” and the one here with “7-14” and © 2015 WILEY INK, LTD.")
ptnjbrown about 5 years ago
If God created man in His image, perhaps He made it so that anytime one sees God they see what they EXPECT to see. Whites see white, blacks see blacks, penguins see penguins, etc.
nosirrom about 5 years ago
When ever I see an image of God he has a beard. So why do absolutist men shave?
Linguist about 5 years ago
I bet God laughed when She saw this cartoon.
sandpiper about 5 years ago
Been wondering. If a totally different form of sentient life is ever discovered on other planets, will their history also include a god who made them in his own image? And will we then go to war to prove who’s god is the true god?
1953Baby about 5 years ago
And I was SO worried about overcrowding up there. . .
ayespin about 5 years ago
True, man made-up hundreds of gods and demi-gods because they were clueless about Him then and more so today. The one true God is “Spirit” and He dwells in eternity (Isaiah 57:17).
Ginny Premium Member about 5 years ago
So – who decided God was a man (created in his image)? A bunch of white men. Bah, humbug. God could have been anything from a large lizard to a 10 foot tall black female.
gbars70 about 5 years ago
“God created man in his own image. And man, being a gentleman, returned the favor.” Mark Twain (I think)
streetbeater about 5 years ago
Nice debate about the nature and/or existence of the invisible superman in the sky, folks, but doesn’t the legend go that St. Petey man’s the gate, not the big guy?
TurbosDad about 5 years ago
I briefly embraced Evangelical Christianity in my late teens (when the Jesus Freak thing was all the rage). When Jimmy Carter the Evangelical DEMOCRAT was running for president I thought voting for him was the obvious action. Apparently, since he was not GOP I was directed to vote for Gerald Ford, the Republican. I quickly abandoned this snake pit of hypocritical hucksters…
pcolli about 5 years ago
It has been said that “god” is the name given to the sum total of all that exists, could exist, might exist…..
car2ner about 5 years ago
I am a Christian and a conservative and I think that this is very funny. We take our selves way too seriously. Civilization (as we know it) has been on this planet for tens of centuries and we think “oh we are so modern and know so much” and yet we have all the problems people have always had. I thank God for the gift of a sense of humor! (insert smile face here)
Mariah13 about 5 years ago
So I guess only Nuns are getting in…
bakana about 5 years ago
God is a Were Penguin? Who Knew?
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 5 years ago
actually the coloration of penguins to men in tuxedos. Hence the cartoon character Tennessee Tuxedo.
keenanthelibrarian about 5 years ago
So Heaven is full of penguins? ’Bout time.
KenDHoward1 about 5 years ago
I’m agnostic, and I’m still ROFL … ;)
Concretionist about 5 years ago
God is omnipotent, which means he can look like anything you can imagine.
If there were a heaven, it would have to be a place where tricks can be played (and I’m not just talking about bridge), music can be whatever you like, conversational gambits never fall short (or if they do, you don’t mind) and every meal is both delicious and non-fattening. Plus millions of new things to perceive and manipulate, every one of them just around a corner from all your old favorites. And my jokes would make angels laugh!
gerdommgmt about 5 years ago
When will they let you back in the newspaper? He is everything bad and it needs to be said.
oldwolf1951 about 5 years ago
Does anyone here remember an old movie called “The Man With X-ray Eyes”? In the end he claimed he could see God and He looked like an eye. All seeing eye?
wardberger about 5 years ago
Does Jesus dress as Opus to join in the fun?
57BelAir about 5 years ago
This is a good one.
eccolibri60 Premium Member about 5 years ago
I like the one where God is on a cloud with what looks like his accountant, there are symbols showing death and destruction below, and he says “OK, lesson learned. Next time, no religion.”
Victor the Crab about 5 years ago
Only those who worship the Pittsburgh Penguins may enter!
cwg about 5 years ago
Never forget that God has a sense of humor, this is why he invented mirrors.