Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 10, 2019

So predictable. What about 24 hours of Daytona? That’s a real race!

Now the race is on / And here comes pride in the backstretch / Heartaches goin’ to the inside / My tears are holdin’ back, they’re tryin’ not to fall

My hearts out of the runnin’ /True love’s scratched for another’s sake /The race is on and it looks like heartaches /And the winner loses all

I bet Jef’s favorite race is Tour de France.

Mr. Goat is a liberal. Everything is racist. Unless you agree with their agenda.

My favorite race is my 4 AM race to the bathroom.

If it wasn’t for the occasional accidents, how would you know the Indy 500 you’re watching isn’t a rerun?

Mine was the July NASCAR race at Daytona (Firecracker 400). Sadly that will be at Indianapolis from now on.

How about the Kentucky Derby?

Yup. Perfect for today’s society how people just judge so quicky, eh, Goat?

… mine is the Indy 500, too…

Wait until he gets to his favourite species, Goat!

Wenier Dog Race on the 4th of July ! ……. Croc Power !

Pity we can’t all be a little more like Pig in that regard….

“…and the winner is…I think it is- yes, it is- Beetlebaum!”

Goat raced to the wrong conclusion.

I’m partial to the 24 Hours of Lemons…

As a motorsport historian with his own weekly radio spot, I appreciate this.

So many problems are caused by English’s multiple meanings for single words. Race and theory are the two worst.

The rats keep winning the ratrace. Fortunately, I am neither a rat nor a racer.

I understand the 24 Hours of Lemons can be quite entertaining.

Boston marathon

The one between the Tortoise and the Hare was a classic!

How our thoughts turn to the negative….

Le Mans 24

I like Liberace…what?

A potato-sack race is the most fun.

Goat, don’t race to judgment.

Indycar supremacist!

I wonder if it would be feasible to have a race around the 53 mile-or-so Indianapolis Interstate 465 Beltway. Ten laps would do it.

I have a favorite race, but it’s a secret.

Unlocking the front door after a long drive before I pee my pants

I don’t know about favorite, but my least favorite is sometimes the human race.

pfft. Amgen Tour of California is the best race.

What did Goat see?

I would like to make my own race. It would be towards rally though

Only sporting event I make it a point to watch. Too bad it’s also part of the most descriminatory sport on earth.

Silverstone, the British Gran Prix this weekend, ranks with the best…

I bet half the lefties reading this had a heart attack at that first panel.

Probably a lot of right-handed people, too…

I bet Goat was going to call him a ‘racist Pig’. That would be species-ist.

My favorite race is RuPaul’s Drag Race. “Gentlemen start your engines and may the best woman win.”

I would have thought that these races would be Pig’s favorite:

https://youtu.be/t_3ZcVQ97gA

They’re certainly mine.

This is why I love Pig!

my favorite race is the Human Race

Computer programs with race conditions are very low on that list, for me.

Good ol’ practical PC Goat, leaping to conclusions again!

Pig is innocent!

Mr. Goat is a liberal. Everything is racist. Unless you agree with their agenda.

Not crprised you chode a car ace. Jef would pick the Tour de France.

The other big race at Indy, the US Nationals drag races on Labor Day weekend.

Ah yes, pig, I too enjoy the occasional wild writing-down-of-preferences. Doesn’t everyone?

This strip is one worth saving… LOL

Only pessimists hear it the bad way.

Lol.