Last Kiss by John Lustig for August 05, 2019

Alway hard as a rock? Have you had too much Viagra?

Wait! I’m a rock! How can a rock think?

…a lesbian trapped in a man’s body…

When I was a stone, everyone thought I was on a roll…

Now I just seem jaded.

…like, really smart.

I’m shitting it, therefore I’m.

…well bronzed…

“Stone cold”

…Out of paper…

Barbie says thinking is hard!

…naked and not going anywhere.

…thinking…

He Rodin Descartes

The fill in the blank word is “horny”.

I’m 69. And therefore I am.

I think I’m hitting a mileSTONE!

… in need of a shave. Hand me the chisel.

……. the horniest man in the USA.

Man, are my abs chiseled!

…more than just a cheap pick-up.

Naked?!?!?!

…using to much hair gel.

I’m super glued to this toilet seat.

…pretty, oh so pretty…

The proper quote is ‘I yam what I yam, which is all that i yam. I’m Popeye the Sailor man!’

Also, ‘Save some of your youth for your old age.’

I’m about to pinch the most perfectly shaped turd…

“…not going to remember where I left my pants.”

I think I’m a poet…therefore iamb.

“Sexy”

Do Ya Think I’m Sexy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hphwfq1wLJs

Irish

“A Last Kiss fan!!”…….and there is no cure.

I think I’m reading the funny pages, therefore I am.

I think I’m sitting in bird poop. Therefore, I am

I think I’m an idiot for sitting naked on a hot rock. But I didn’t want kids anyway.

“I am a rock. I am an island. And a rock feels no pain. And an island never cries.”

someone who tweets sitting down

rusting away in … where am I again?

“petrified of pigeons”…

Getting hemmorrhoids …

I’m close to remembering where I left my car keys …

Stoned

Stoned!

From the pose and his own material, I’d say “constipation” is accurate.

I think I’m – drawing a blank!

I think, therefore I am…not wearing any MAGA hat!

…late, but I haven’t a thing to wear.

Hot S#%& !

a Green Army Man.

John Lustigs alter ego

“Turning Japanese, I think I’m turning Japanese” (he really thinks so)

I was afraid to come here and see the responses and my fears were well founded.