Alway hard as a rock? Have you had too much Viagra?
Okay, quipsters. Have fun!
Wait! I’m a rock! How can a rock think?
…a lesbian trapped in a man’s body…
When I was a stone, everyone thought I was on a roll…
Now I just seem jaded.
…like, really smart.
I’m shitting it, therefore I’m.
…well bronzed…
“Stone cold”
…Out of paper…
Barbie says thinking is hard!
…naked and not going anywhere.
…thinking…
He Rodin Descartes
The fill in the blank word is “horny”.
I’m 69. And therefore I am.
I think I’m hitting a mileSTONE!
… in need of a shave. Hand me the chisel.
……. the horniest man in the USA.
Man, are my abs chiseled!
…more than just a cheap pick-up.
Naked?!?!?!
…using to much hair gel.
…pretty, oh so pretty…
The proper quote is ‘I yam what I yam, which is all that i yam. I’m Popeye the Sailor man!’
Also, ‘Save some of your youth for your old age.’
I’m about to pinch the most perfectly shaped turd…
“…not going to remember where I left my pants.”
I think I’m a poet…therefore iamb.
“Sexy”
Do Ya Think I’m Sexy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hphwfq1wLJs
Irish
“A Last Kiss fan!!”…….and there is no cure.
I think I’m reading the funny pages, therefore I am.
I think I’m sitting in bird poop. Therefore, I am
I think I’m an idiot for sitting naked on a hot rock. But I didn’t want kids anyway.
“I am a rock. I am an island. And a rock feels no pain. And an island never cries.”
someone who tweets sitting down
rusting away in … where am I again?
“petrified of pigeons”…
Getting hemmorrhoids …
I’m close to remembering where I left my car keys …
Stoned
Stoned!
From the pose and his own material, I’d say “constipation” is accurate.
I think I’m – drawing a blank!
I think, therefore I am…not wearing any MAGA hat!
…late, but I haven’t a thing to wear.
a Green Army Man.
John Lustigs alter ego
“Turning Japanese, I think I’m turning Japanese” (he really thinks so)
I was afraid to come here and see the responses and my fears were well founded.
June 21, 2014
Charlie Tuba almost 5 years ago
Alway hard as a rock? Have you had too much Viagra?
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator almost 5 years ago
Okay, quipsters. Have fun!
Charlie Tuba almost 5 years ago
Wait! I’m a rock! How can a rock think?
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 5 years ago
…a lesbian trapped in a man’s body…
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 5 years ago
When I was a stone, everyone thought I was on a roll…
Now I just seem jaded.
macky87 almost 5 years ago
…like, really smart.
juncarlo almost 5 years ago
I’m shitting it, therefore I’m.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction almost 5 years ago
…well bronzed…
Captain Colorado almost 5 years ago
“Stone cold”
PICTO almost 5 years ago
…Out of paper…
The Reader Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Barbie says thinking is hard!
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
…naked and not going anywhere.
-Saint- almost 5 years ago
…thinking…
imbaldeagle almost 5 years ago
He Rodin Descartes
Gent almost 5 years ago
The fill in the blank word is “horny”.
Gent almost 5 years ago
I’m 69. And therefore I am.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
I think I’m hitting a mileSTONE!
WoodstockJack almost 5 years ago
… in need of a shave. Hand me the chisel.
colddonkey almost 5 years ago
……. the horniest man in the USA.
scottbruce almost 5 years ago
Man, are my abs chiseled!
Ontman almost 5 years ago
…more than just a cheap pick-up.
GoComicsGo! almost 5 years ago
Naked?!?!?!
J Short almost 5 years ago
…using to much hair gel.
Buzzworld almost 5 years ago
cdward almost 5 years ago
…pretty, oh so pretty…
Differentname almost 5 years ago
The proper quote is ‘I yam what I yam, which is all that i yam. I’m Popeye the Sailor man!’
Also, ‘Save some of your youth for your old age.’
goblue86 almost 5 years ago
I’m about to pinch the most perfectly shaped turd…
Nuliajuk almost 5 years ago
“…not going to remember where I left my pants.”
comixbomix almost 5 years ago
I think I’m a poet…therefore iamb.
nosirrom almost 5 years ago
“Sexy”
Do Ya Think I’m Sexy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hphwfq1wLJs
twainreader almost 5 years ago
Irish
Vet Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“A Last Kiss fan!!”…….and there is no cure.
ChukLitl Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I think I’m reading the funny pages, therefore I am.
warjoski Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I think I’m sitting in bird poop. Therefore, I am
warjoski Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I think I’m an idiot for sitting naked on a hot rock. But I didn’t want kids anyway.
Indianapolis Smith almost 5 years ago
“I am a rock. I am an island. And a rock feels no pain. And an island never cries.”
buckman-j almost 5 years ago
someone who tweets sitting down
Running Buffalo Premium Member almost 5 years ago
rusting away in … where am I again?
craigwestlake almost 5 years ago
“petrified of pigeons”…
TheLetterista.com almost 5 years ago
Getting hemmorrhoids …
TheLetterista.com almost 5 years ago
I’m close to remembering where I left my car keys …
leeisme almost 5 years ago
Stoned
NhojYenkcoh almost 5 years ago
Stoned!
jonnytest almost 5 years ago
From the pose and his own material, I’d say “constipation” is accurate.
chris_weaver almost 5 years ago
I think I’m – drawing a blank!
syzygy47 almost 5 years ago
I think, therefore I am…not wearing any MAGA hat!
P51Strega almost 5 years ago
…late, but I haven’t a thing to wear.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Calvins Brother almost 5 years ago
a Green Army Man.
Calvins Brother almost 5 years ago
John Lustigs alter ego
Duke of Omnium almost 5 years ago
“Turning Japanese, I think I’m turning Japanese” (he really thinks so)
Cavenee Lonnie Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I was afraid to come here and see the responses and my fears were well founded.