Ted must be originally from Minnesota or the Upper Peninsula of Michigan where ice fishing is practiced in winter. The fishermen pull sheds out on the ice, which have no floors so they can drill a hole in the ice to drop their lines. They’re equipped with wood burning stoves, which sits on bare ice to keep the inside toasty warm. There are no worries about the ice melting, because heat from the fire rises.
In any case, America is not the country of free speech. If you use the same words as many, but you replace refugee with American, then you will be CENCUURED!
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 5 years ago
It’s just like Ted to go overboard on things.
SunflowerGirl100 over 5 years ago
At least wait until we get to Gilligan’s island.
Concretionist over 5 years ago
Distinguishing urgency from importance has always been hard for some folks.
einarbt over 5 years ago
And that time is not now!
finkd over 5 years ago
Hey, buddy, have you given it a thought that maybe the sharks like their prey Cajun-style ?
Watcher over 5 years ago
mmm, barbecued people.
in.amongst over 5 years ago
Is it possible to fire Ted?
dlkrueger33 over 5 years ago
As someone with no maritime knowledge, does that flag in their raft actually have a meaning? Unfamiliar with it. Or is it a joke I’m not getting?
goblue86 over 5 years ago
The only think missing here is one of the people on the raft checking their phone…
Durak Premium Member over 5 years ago
N?
DiminishedFirst over 5 years ago
Ted is the most positive thinking in the raft. How else are they going to cook the shark?
WoodstockJack over 5 years ago
“N”?
tripwire45 over 5 years ago
Maybe sharks are afraid of fire. ;-) I’m just kidding for all the literalists out there.
sandpiper over 5 years ago
As a young boy scout, Ted was taught that, in an emergency, a signal fire was the way to go. He just didn’t remember where that applied.
Harry Grapjas over 5 years ago
Reminds me of this movie “All Is Lost” with Robert Redford where he sets fire to his inflatable life raft.
Sir Ruddy Blighter over 5 years ago
LOL Democrats, amirite?
OR
Hoo hoo Republicans, amirite?
OR (since I’m in London)
ROFL Labour, right?
OR
I say, those Liberal Democrats, eh what?
sparkle 13 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Ted needs to be encouraged to take skinny dip !!! lol
Ermine Notyours over 5 years ago
“Hey, the cool water on the other side of the hull will prevent leak… well I’ll be darned.”
SunflowerGirl100 over 5 years ago
Maybe he’s thinking shark fin soup?
PoodleGroomer over 5 years ago
It hasn’t sunk yet. You hang on to the afterdeck. I’m going to close the forward hatch and start the bilge pump.
Pisces over 5 years ago
Great one, Wiley. Luv dem Wiley sharks!!!
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 5 years ago
“Why’s the rum gone?”
magdala666 over 5 years ago
Timing is everything!
Bicycle Dude over 5 years ago
Ted must be originally from Minnesota or the Upper Peninsula of Michigan where ice fishing is practiced in winter. The fishermen pull sheds out on the ice, which have no floors so they can drill a hole in the ice to drop their lines. They’re equipped with wood burning stoves, which sits on bare ice to keep the inside toasty warm. There are no worries about the ice melting, because heat from the fire rises.
Durak Premium Member over 5 years ago
Man, comments today here were great, folks! Smiley faces all around. Great job, Wiley!
Bryan Farht over 5 years ago
In any case, America is not the country of free speech. If you use the same words as many, but you replace refugee with American, then you will be CENCUURED!