Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 16, 2019

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 5 years ago

    It’s just like Ted to go overboard on things.

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    SunflowerGirl100  over 5 years ago

    At least wait until we get to Gilligan’s island.

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    Concretionist  over 5 years ago

    Distinguishing urgency from importance has always been hard for some folks.

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    einarbt  over 5 years ago

    And that time is not now!

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    finkd  over 5 years ago

    Hey, buddy, have you given it a thought that maybe the sharks like their prey Cajun-style ?

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    Watcher  over 5 years ago

    mmm, barbecued people.

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    in.amongst  over 5 years ago

    Is it possible to fire Ted?

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    dlkrueger33  over 5 years ago

    As someone with no maritime knowledge, does that flag in their raft actually have a meaning? Unfamiliar with it. Or is it a joke I’m not getting?

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    goblue86  over 5 years ago

    The only think missing here is one of the people on the raft checking their phone…

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    Durak Premium Member over 5 years ago

    N?

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    DiminishedFirst  over 5 years ago

    Ted is the most positive thinking in the raft. How else are they going to cook the shark?

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    WoodstockJack  over 5 years ago

    “N”?

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    tripwire45  over 5 years ago

    Maybe sharks are afraid of fire. ;-) I’m just kidding for all the literalists out there.

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    sandpiper  over 5 years ago

    As a young boy scout, Ted was taught that, in an emergency, a signal fire was the way to go. He just didn’t remember where that applied.

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    Harry Grapjas  over 5 years ago

    Reminds me of this movie “All Is Lost” with Robert Redford where he sets fire to his inflatable life raft.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter  over 5 years ago

    LOL Democrats, amirite?

    OR

    Hoo hoo Republicans, amirite?

    OR (since I’m in London)

    ROFL Labour, right?

    OR

    I say, those Liberal Democrats, eh what?

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    sparkle 13 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Ted needs to be encouraged to take skinny dip !!! lol

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    Ermine Notyours  over 5 years ago

    “Hey, the cool water on the other side of the hull will prevent leak… well I’ll be darned.”

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    SunflowerGirl100  over 5 years ago

    Maybe he’s thinking shark fin soup?

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    PoodleGroomer  over 5 years ago

    It hasn’t sunk yet. You hang on to the afterdeck. I’m going to close the forward hatch and start the bilge pump.

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    Pisces  over 5 years ago

    Great one, Wiley. Luv dem Wiley sharks!!!

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “Why’s the rum gone?”

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    magdala666  over 5 years ago

    Timing is everything!

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    Bicycle Dude  over 5 years ago

    Ted must be originally from Minnesota or the Upper Peninsula of Michigan where ice fishing is practiced in winter. The fishermen pull sheds out on the ice, which have no floors so they can drill a hole in the ice to drop their lines. They’re equipped with wood burning stoves, which sits on bare ice to keep the inside toasty warm. There are no worries about the ice melting, because heat from the fire rises.

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    Durak Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Man, comments today here were great, folks! Smiley faces all around. Great job, Wiley!

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    Bryan Farht  over 5 years ago

    In any case, America is not the country of free speech. If you use the same words as many, but you replace refugee with American, then you will be CENCUURED!

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