Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 19, 2019

no green, no grass, no other side… yup! we are doomed.

My wife won’t let me do anything., we’re doomed.

No, your doctor has no power to prevent you from drinking coffee. He’s advising you. You can pay attention, ignore his advise, get another doctor or take up smoking instead…

Just trying to end insomnia?

and that’s the good news.

mood music to get your ya-yas out… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPFGWVKXxm0

Think it out if the doctor asks to be paid up-front!

Such advice may be detrimental to the economy of Brazil and all the coffee shops and coffee franchises worldwide. On a tangent, when I visited the States it was impossible to get any thing other than black coffee in a milkshake sized container. I drink my coffee this way but not this size. Don’t ask for a “flat white” as you still end up with a milkshake sized black coffee. I have to say that for a coffee aficionado the States is not the place to order coffee.

That’s a natural outcome of watching any national news program.

This is a PERFECT Monday laugh starter: Thanks! :-)

Coffee? YUCK!!!! Nasty Overpriced Bitter Burnt Bean Drippings!

coffee is an aquired taste

We’ve had some gloom, nice break from August heat.

Context matters.

The doom part, well, I’ve been schlepping that boulder since 2016

Pity the staff that has to work for the ‘no coffee allowed’ boss, especially on the first day.

If you can’t drink coffee, you’re doomed.

My doctor told me to reduce the amount of cups of coffee I drink – so I got a bigger cup.

No coffee!?!? That’s what I call a death sentence!

Doctors seem to ask you what your favorite thing is and then tell you to give it up whenever you are sick. I think it is less science and more change just to see what happens.

We’ll be here all week folks.

Just pity the poor meat and potatoes redneck who gets bitten by a tick and gets a severe, life threatening allergy to red meat.

All I can say is that unless I reach a state of SFSCL in the morning, I am not a likable person. (That’s Safe-For-Society-Caffeine-Level.) Of course, there are those who say I’m not a likable person anyway. But as long as I’ve my SFSCL, no harm is done.

I don’t care much for Coffee. I prefer tea, which goes down easier.

His doctor must be Mormon.

Didn’t anyone realize that “We are doomed” is far worse than being banned to drink coffee?

MY doctor won’t let me have sex—at least, not with HER!

Quick, give him Caffeine before he Kills someone.

I worked in construction for many years. A thermos of hot black coffee got me thru many a cold and miserable day. When you’re damp and chilled, that simple cup of joe seems like ambrosia.

My doctor won’t let me drink grapefruit juice, or even Squirt. :(

A day without coffee is a day without sunshine.