Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 17, 2019

There goes Jojo’s chances of getting into medical school.

Goat says, “Punch JoJo in the face”!

Impeach Jojo! Send Jojo back!

So Jojo wasn’t liked on social media! cause for a celebration

Run like a rabbit, JoJo.

JoJo doesn’t need to leave the house to get into trouble on social media.

Did he miss the latest update to the offensive word list?

Get back, JoJo.

It also applies to what someone SAYS you said.

I knew Pig’s Twitter account would finally be useful. Still looking for some use for mine.

I see Pig has finally learnt how to tweet.

Look out behind you — Jojo’s got a gun. He wouldn’t mean to. You know he likes his fun.

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

Is this a motherloving JoJo reference?

The power of unsocial media at work…. Croc Power !

This world is problematic.

Mobs are evil. Especially mobs that encourage individuals to do things that they wouldn’t dare do on their own and do so anonymously.

A young boy named Jojo, restless on the farm

A boy filled with wanderlust, who never really meant no harm

He changed his clothes and he shined his boots

And he combed his dark hair down

But his mama cried as he walked out:

’Don’t take your devices to town

Don’t take your devices to town

Don’t take your devices… to town’

Sad thing, walls don’t protect someone from this.

Jojo dig those spinning lights

Way out games and dizzy heights

Below him

I can’t believe that Pastis could squeeze that many snowflakes in panel six at one time!

As I don’t have Facebook, Twitter, or any such, I don’t care what’s on there.

Steph, have you been unjustly “OK boomer”ed?

100% sure that Pastis has dropped the n-word.

Remember the kid who was vilified because – not wanting to do the wrong thing – stood still and did and said nothing at all.

Alexis de Tocqueville warned of this in On Democracy. The majority is not reasonable necessarily.

Greetings from the city that just removed the name “Red Line” from their transit system because it reminded people too much of red lining minorities out of certain communities.

Reality !

Either way, bullying is a NO NO!

Wow a typical day on twitter and facebook.

That dumb Pig’s Twitter account has turned him into a bully.

Problem is, staying home won’t protect him now.

Yes, that’s pretty much how the twitteratti run. Maybe I’ll share this on twitter…and Facebook.

Social media can be such a burden.

It’s a nasty, evile, world out there, JoJo.

Friggin’ JoJo. #LetsGetHim

PIG: Those who judge others are just rehearsing to judge themselves.

And I thought it was just my fellow mid-management co-workers.

Roughly 99.99% of the jojo haters would not dare to face the person they are attacking in social media, in reality.

DEPORT JOJO!!!

“Hey Jojo, where you going with that phone in your hand?”

I dn’t usually say this, but….. RAT, DECK PIG IN THE FACE!!!!!!

Modern day bullying.

“Jo Jo was a man that thought he was a woman…”Then he joined the LGB&T…

The Lancaster Pa. paper had a story this past week about a protest at F&M college. It seems several people wore costumes to Halloween parties. The other students are wildly indignant over “cultural appropriation,” enough so to shut down a basketball game and have a big assembly outside to protest earlier in the day. First, what the heck is “cultural appropriation”? What I saw were three photos printed in the paper, two of them hard to guess what was going on and one that showed two guys wearing sombreros and holding guitars. Can no one wear costumes at Halloween parties anymore? Are we losing our collective minds?

JoJo has been virtually mugged! How traumatic is that in the Age of Smartphone Addiction? I sympathize with his mom….

That’ll happen no matter where you are! The safest thing is to keep your mouth shut and sit on your hands!