That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for November 04, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  about 5 years ago

    With the energy it provided, mild mannered shoe shine kid would become the superhero BANANA BOY!

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    Strob Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Little Larry Olivier practices for Macbeth (“Is this a banana I see before me?”)

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Portrait of young Hannibal Lecter with bananas before getting bored with them.

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    Bilan  about 5 years ago

    This is my banana. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My banana is my best friend. It is my life.

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    santa72404  about 5 years ago

    Timmy finally figures out what hookers uses bananas for!

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    Papared25  about 5 years ago

    “Hey mister, thanks for the banana as a tip.” Under his breath, “After all, it’s not like I didn’t just eat one five minutes ago ya cheap jerk.”

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    orinoco womble  about 5 years ago

    The sound on the Banana Phone was terrible. It never really took off because people kept yelling into it, “I can’t hear you! I’ve got a Banana in my ear!”

    And only people my age and older will remember that punchline.

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    gopher gofer  about 5 years ago

    how the time flies by when you’ve got a banana to play with…

    yes, this painting is actually titled banana boy

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Perhaps his banana phone would work better if he held it right side up.

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    mudleg  about 5 years ago

    Cincinnati Reds radio broadcasters Marty Brennaman and Joe Nuxhall used to get on the “banana phone” and talk to fans and listeners during rain delays. (Chiquita formerly was headquartered in Cincinnati; that had something to do with the origins.) There was even a theme song which, I just learned, was the first part of a (speeded-up) song by Raffi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZUV2kiUZg4

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    pcolli  about 5 years ago

    “I know just where to put this….”

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    cdward  about 5 years ago

    Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, Banana phone…..

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    rmremail  about 5 years ago

    Tommy was very shy, so he practiced his conversation openers on his banana.

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    rmremail  about 5 years ago

    Little Jimmy’s shoe shine business didn’t really take off be because he kept rubbing banana all over peoples shoes.

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    Snolep  about 5 years ago

    Surprising moments in…..you know.

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    Reader  about 5 years ago

    Ha Ha – my next victim – so perfect.

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    Egrayjames  about 5 years ago

    Quoting Scarlet O’hara, “As God is my witness, I’ll never go hungry again!”

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    J Short  about 5 years ago

    The kid would shine their shoes and then give em the slip.

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    Bookworm  about 5 years ago

    The thing about bananas is that once you peel it and throw away the bone, there’s not much left. (An even older joke than Banana Phones.)

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    jbrobo Premium Member about 5 years ago

    “ Now that I have some bait, maybe I can finally catch those flying monkeys. “

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    aerotica69  about 5 years ago

    The Ninth Doctor always believed that bananas were good. Someday he would plant a whole grove of them in Villengard.

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    kwardecke Premium Member about 5 years ago

    That would be the Gros Michel, note the plumper shape and and more robust peel. The Cavendish was introduced in the 50’s after the Panama disease wiped out “Big Mike”

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    Call me Ishmael  about 5 years ago

    “YES! We DO have bananas…”

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Orange you glad that you don’t have to facetime with that kid?

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    lagoulou  about 5 years ago

    ‘Tis a wonder to behold!

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    lagoulou  about 5 years ago

    “You are getting sleepy, very sleepy…” banana hypnotizer

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    KEA  about 5 years ago

    Did he get that in Bloom County?

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    Khatkhattu Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Since we seem to have a preponderance of references to film and movies guess which film this line is from: “Mine’s bigger”.

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    Radish...   about 5 years ago

    The shoeshine business really picked up once he left out banana peels, people were falling all over him.

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    mabrndt Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Banana Boy

    https://www.the-athenaeum.org/art/detail.php?ID=19707 

    has info about this roughly A2 paper size painting.

     

    http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/brown_john_george.html 

    https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=533 

    http://www.artnet.com/artists/john-george-brown/ 

    https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/32252308/john-george-brown 

    https://chrysler.emuseum.com/objects/15524/pull-for-the-shore 

    https://books.google.com/books?id=sPGdBxzaWj0C&pg=PA346#v=onepage&q&f=false 

    http://www.all-art.org/DICTIONARY_of_Art/b/Brown_John1.htm 

    https://books.google.com/books?id=js1ZCAAAQBAJ&pg=PT2#v=onepage&q&f=false 

    http://hoocher.com/John_George_Brown/John_George_Brown.htm 

    all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 3 works by him have been used here. 

    https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2019/10/21?comments=visible 

    has the prior (my comment there included the same artist info URLs). 

    The artist did also paint 

    https://www.the-athenaeum.org/art/detail.php?ID=257384 

    and 

    https://www.the-athenaeum.org/art/detail.php?ID=44398 

    around the same time; so, maybe this was as well.

     

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2321 (November 3, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

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    PoodleGroomer  about 5 years ago

    The initial folding Bananaphone did not perform as advertised and the screen cracked and failed when folded.

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    Csaw Backnforth  about 5 years ago

    ♫Come, mister tally man, tally me banana. Daylight come and me wan’ go home♫ (Harry Belafonte)

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    Linguist  about 5 years ago

    " A one skin … a two skin … a three skin … a ….."

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    MissScarlet Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I don’t know what it is, but it sure tastes good.

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    anomaly  about 5 years ago

    Timmy’s brother told him everyone would like him if he stuck a banana in his pants.

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    Call me Ishmael  about 5 years ago

    “Mens sano in corpore sana !”/ cried he, as he scanned the banana./ “T’is vitamin-packed,/ trace mineral-stacked/ and has scarcely been used by Ms. Hannah!”

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    GoComicsGo!  about 5 years ago

    “My friend!”

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    cipactli77  about 5 years ago

    To peel or not to peel…

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    Call me Ishmael  about 5 years ago

    Delighted to have received a Bananagram from Western Onion. He hadn’t known they did fruit as well as veggies.

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    cheap_day_return  about 5 years ago

    That’s not Charlie. That’s Little Johnnie, with a joke about what a banana is really used for.

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    Kind&Kinder  about 5 years ago

    This is my rifle, this is my banana. One is for shooting, the other I can eat if I wanna!

    (based on an old service rhyme: “rifle/gun”)

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    Linguist  about 5 years ago

    ¡True story… I live in the Banana Capital of the World – Machala, Ecuador!

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    gopher gofer  about 5 years ago

    banana-fana fo-fary, fee-fi-mo-mary, gary! let’s do chuck!

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    d1234dick Premium Member about 5 years ago

    little Jamie, tired from bending over all day shinning shoes, thinks,since I’m bent over there is a good use for the banana I just need a little oil.

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    Sassy's Mom  about 5 years ago

    That kid looks just like Jimmy Osmond when he was about 10!

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