Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 05, 2019

He’s got that right.

Geese!

Would you believe it is actually crude oil?

Chicago reality.

Friendly Canadians.

I’ll buy that – I mean, I thought so.

Actors

Alex Trebek?

OR, it could also be Alberta Clippers…

eh?

Joni Mitchell, Gordon Lightfoot, Neil Young, and others.

Top fighter aces, like “Billy” Bishop, ( VC, CB, DSO & Bar, MC, DFC, ED and credited with more than 72 air-victories).

Justin Trudeau showing American citizens how to stand up to the bullies. Laugh at them.

Money, if all the Canadian license plates I see at my local grocery store is any indication.

SNL cast members.

Hockey

don’t be like that…in Ontario, we get whatever Colorado gets…just two days later. Comes right up the Ohio Valley

Hosers.

“ Canada’s largest export category is crude oil, valued at $87.1 billion/year, and includes all bituminous mineral and petroleum oils.”

Also Alanis Morissett, Avril Lavigne and Alecia Cara. We like A names.

When acid rain was in the news I would say we would stop sending it to Canada if they stopped sending us Arctic air.

The phrase “cold Canadian air”.

Red Green.Keep your stick on the ice ;)

Rush, Neil Young, Tommy Chong, Steppenwolf, Guess Who, Joni Mitchell…

I have an old acquaintance who lives in Northern Canada.

He is in favor of global warming.

He wants to ship the cold air south.

Two words….Alberta Clipper!! Nuff said!

Unicorns and rainbows. It isn’t a real place, people.

Hockey!

Gooses

Trump snark.

He should at least get a C- for that one!!

Saskatchewan Screamers. And I don’t mean my cousins when they are in bed.

In spite of popular belief, the answer is not bacon.

Unfortunately, one of their exports is Justin Bieber, I wish we could reverse export him.

The letter “eh…”

No need to thank us, we’re happy to share!

Medical tourists.