Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 10, 2020

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    finkd  almost 5 years ago

    Zero isn’t a quota, Rodney, it’s a starting point.

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    Darth_Walrus_1975  almost 5 years ago

    There is a nasty risk, in slaying the Wizard’s pet dragon Henry.

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    Jonathan Mason  almost 5 years ago

    Looks more like a damsel in dat dress …

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    Orcatime  almost 5 years ago

    Ever the hero, Rod!

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    littlejohn Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    A lass, it looks like Henry is going to fetch a lass. While our hero Sir Rodney will be lass-less.

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    Troglodyte  almost 5 years ago

    Maybe she’s just not his type? :D

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    sandpiper  almost 5 years ago

    Rod, as always, is cautious to avoid over-extending himself

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    nuncanunca  almost 5 years ago

    That dragon looks bored and lazy. He’s practically phoning it in.

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    jagedlo  almost 5 years ago

    Any lamer and that excuse would be dead, Rodney!

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    Scorpio Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    HENRY! Bad dragon

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    cubswin2016  almost 5 years ago

    What kind of knight is Rodney?

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    flagmichael  almost 5 years ago

    Is she running in high heels?

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    LOL! are won’t hurt her….he’s just romping

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    LadyPeterW  almost 5 years ago

    If it IS Henry, you could try telling him “Henry; NO!!! BAD Dragon!!! We do not chase damsels. Do I have to get the Wizard!?!?!?”

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    David Henderson  almost 5 years ago

    From the look on the dragon’s face I have seen enough Hentai to know where this is heading.

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    blakerl  almost 5 years ago

    There is a reason Rodney is not married. He is the lamest Knight ever.

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    Dr_Zinj  almost 5 years ago

    She’s not in distress. She’s a certified dragon walker.

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    jim.bullard  almost 5 years ago

    Henry, stop chasing the damsel.

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    Point-dexter  almost 5 years ago

    Whud up with the rubber legs on the damsel?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Hard to tell the difference between Dragon tag and Dragon lunch.

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    Pohka  almost 5 years ago

    It’s Henry. You’re his favorite chew toy and don’t mind it (much). Besides, the maiden will owe you and the Wiz too (do you know how bad maidens are for dragon health?)!

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    s.gottlieb  almost 5 years ago

    I thought she was in Dat Dress!

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    WilliamPennat  almost 5 years ago

    What about your damsel quota?…

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    Great Wizard Nala  almost 5 years ago

    She may be just trying to get the knight’s (I forgot his name) attention. He may be missing a good hayride!

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    Colorado Expat  almost 5 years ago

    The unpleasant (and generally unspoken) truth about damsels in distress is that very often, the distress is of her own making…

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    Tentoes  almost 5 years ago

    That’s just Henry. He wants her to scratch him under his chin.

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    Tentoes  almost 5 years ago

    “Throw the bone.”

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    jfpaugh1959  almost 5 years ago

    Is Rodney a traffic cop?

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    colcam  almost 5 years ago

    A look is all it takes to see

    The dragon a retriever might be.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 5 years ago

    Besides, Henry has to eat some one/thing, might as well be someone else.

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    COL Crash  almost 5 years ago

    Stop shirking your sworn duty Rodney! Who do you think you are, a member of the Legislative Branch?

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Maybe he doesn’t like women who smoke?

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    fix-n-fly  almost 5 years ago

    Wonder if the dragon will really “toast her cookies” or if he is just having fun?

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    Translation, she turned him down last night at the bar.

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