Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 19, 2020

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    Cheapskate0  over 4 years ago

    I’ve had job interviews like this.

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Where? In the White House apparently.

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    Superfrog  over 4 years ago

    He’s fishing.

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 4 years ago

    “Buried as an ancient fossil embedded in shale. You?”

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 4 years ago

    Wearing a ratty hair piece and causing bigly division in the most power nation on the planet.

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    Concretionist  over 4 years ago

    I do sometimes wonder if some cartoonists actually think that’s the way evolution works. Then I think “Nahhh, NObody could be that ignorant, so this is just a useful trope that’s a short cut to the punch line.” But then I do start to wonder.

    So: How many of the ’toonists at GoComics think evolution can happen to an individual critter?

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    Dtroutma  over 4 years ago

    Pretty evolved furniture.

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    Kaputnik  over 4 years ago

    As an ancestor.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 4 years ago

    Evolving Fish: “Searching for other worlds that can support life when this world becomes unfit to live”.

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    Nachikethass  over 4 years ago

    Eating you!

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    eastern.woods.metal  over 4 years ago

    In some ones gas tank

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    pcolli  over 4 years ago

    “Extinct”.

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    The Old Wolf  over 4 years ago

    “Eating you, broiled with olive oil and lemon juice.”

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    Cpeckbourlioux  over 4 years ago

    Aristotle? Your name’s Harry. Johannes? Your name’s John.(Ellis Island)

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    Kind&Kinder  over 4 years ago

    Fighting to survive.

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    dot-the-I  over 4 years ago

    Dismissed in the interviewer’s mind as an obvious tail-dragger even before posing the standard questioning.

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    jessie d.  over 4 years ago

    From the neck up pardoning a lot of fellow crooks in 2020.

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    dflak  over 4 years ago

    This is one of the dumbest questions I’m asked on an interview: “Where do you see yourself in 5 years?”

    I go on to tell the interviewer, that my immediate concern is to master the job and make the team connections to be successful FOR the company.

    “As for the long term plan, asking me where I will be in five years is like asking a football coach, ‘What play will you call five downs from now?’ It depends on where the team is and what the situation is five downs from now.

    I don’t know where the company will be five years from now. Hopefully, the problem you are hiring me to solve today will be old history by then.

    I’ll be ready to do whatever you need me to do five years from now.

    Ask me this question again in four years."

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    sandpiper  over 4 years ago

    5 million years? Moot point. How about surviving as a country in the next 9 months? And how untimely is it that the time until the election is about the same as the length of a pregnancy. Heaven only knows what this birth will bring. Of course, there is one word that might fit, but it’s already been suggested in lots of comments.

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    Brain Pudding  over 4 years ago

    Uh, as a fossil in The middle of the land that will be uncovered during the natural subsidence of this particular ocean.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I’m thinking fish didn’t foresee that in 5 million years his essence would be powering a Chevy in a NASCAR venue.

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    wirepunchr  over 4 years ago

    Cut into sticks, breaded and served with a side of tartar sauce.

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    SusieB  over 4 years ago

    I used to hate that question. I always wanted to say my true thoughts, that I’d be enjoying my lottery winnings and not still working at some inane job.

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    Paschendale  over 4 years ago

    Dead.

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    Prey  over 4 years ago

    Under the newly risen Iberian rocky mountains?

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    thelordthygod666  over 4 years ago

    Mankind is a failed rung on the evolutionary ladder. It’s time to give another species their chance.

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    DCBakerEsq  over 4 years ago

    Minor corporate sycophant.

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    marilynnbyerly  over 4 years ago

    A marine dinosaur was discovered recently that had evolved to be able to go onto land, then it returned to the ocean. Smart dinosaur.

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    COL Crash  over 4 years ago

    As a fossil if I’m lucky.

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    giggles242  over 4 years ago

    made me laugh :)

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    yimhere  over 4 years ago

    Going bankrupt 6 times, then doing the same to whatever country elects me king!

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    WGillete  over 4 years ago

    Working for Bumble Bee Tuna.

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    michaeljwolff  over 4 years ago

    “Where do you see yourself in five million years?”

    “Working for scale.”

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 4 years ago

    About as stupid a question as the perennial “Where do you see yourself in five years” during an employment interview.

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    Bicycle Dude  over 4 years ago

    Voting a S.O.B. out of office.

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    bakana  over 4 years ago

    Finally getting to visit the Vorlon Homeworld.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Ossified.

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    dbwindhorst  over 4 years ago

    “Getting in touch with my inner fish.”

    — Neil Shubin
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    bakana  over 4 years ago

    Getting Revenge on those darned Dolphins for eating Great, G,G,G,G,G,G,G,G,Great Granddad.

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    gammaguy  over 4 years ago

    Looks like one of those evolving-door situations.

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