Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for May 16, 2020

But the man said get it into the body somehow, not sunlight/UV on the body.

“Aloe Aloe”.

Plenty of vitamin D, but how can she sleep on her back?

Janis qualifies for a job with Eliot Ness.

She looks like she is getting ready to go for her guns at the slightest remark. Yet another last minute reprieve.

Arlo, aloe vera stat!

I hope the (eventual) vaccine won’t be that painful.

RIP, several layers of skin.

Her own version of snake oil.

(Didn’t even have to inject it.)

Yeah, the sunburn doesn’t hurt as much as the ‘I told you so’.

No slathering of Noxema?

at least Arlo avoided saying “told you so”

Today’s is like looking at a movie where the continuity errors are spotted when a scene was shot and then another was shot in the same location. Question/Point is how is Janis going to sleep on her back?

Been there once in my younger life and there’s no way. Even if the pain could be tolerated it would seem like being prone on a bed of coals.

That’s it, doll. You’re toast! :-p

Janice will have a-peal

Looks like Arlo gets to be on the bottom.

At first I thought since it is her back that is burned and painful, why is Janis not lying on her stomach?! Then I realized that the blanket would be painful as well. Apparently, even the flimsy nightie is causing some pain too.

Reviewing Monday through Thursday of this week; isn’t Janis drawn a little “thick.”

Arlo, get the Noxema and grease her up. She’ll fight at first but she will be so appreciative later. The “I told you so” attitude leads to perdition.

Lying on my back wasn’t even an option.

‘Cooking with Janis’ is now ‘Cooking Janis’

At least in the US you can get a Novocain spray. Not in Canada.

Not necessarily, Janis. Reports have said that the virus is doing just fine in the countries that are experiencing warm sunny weather. Faux news, please don’t spread it here.

I don’t believe Arlo is going to get lucky tonight.

“Doctor, my arms hurt when I go like this.”

She be wearing sunglasses for a few days. Just seeing the sun will be painful.

At least she didn’t use bleach…

I got a terrible burn once while lying on my back with my arms over my head. I did have my face covered with a towel, but sunburned armpits aren’t much fun.

It’s too bad people are so obsessed these days they can’t leave politics out of their comments. Okay, it’s okay for Doonesbury – but this is supposed to be for fun.

Too much UV rays, very painful. Never fall asleep in the sun.

No! Not virus-free! The sun only burns (precious). Tolkien reference for anyone who didn’t get that.

And now the Anti-Trump TDS folks (i.e. jackasses) have ruined another comic for me.

Last time I got sunburned was on a trip to Mexico with a girl friend from college – so long ago that husband never has seen me with a sunburn and we have been together, friends, dating, engaged, married for almost 50 years.

Last time before that was when I was 4 years old.

She’s virus-free because she stayed home and got sunburned in her own back yard instead of a crowded beach that doubles as a petri dish.