P1 What is the modifier for Valley? How come Milford has never had them on their schedule?
P2 Is he putting down his mother for being a real appraiser? Send this guy to the local coffee shop (forgot the name). He won’t get by the initial interview when he has to explain that he was expelled from school for carrying a butter knife-this fact will haunt him for the rest of his life.
P3 GilPa… its a little late in the game for you to try and help out, all you did was standby and watch him get the academic death sentence.
P 4 , Look Mike I just want to say that when the going gets tough the tough get going , in all reality . THANKS Coach , I think, you know What Me Worry ?
P2, Why don’t you try being an exterminator and get rid of those ants?
P3, I don’t make shower housecalls for just anyone, Mr. Mayor. This perfectly explains the look of horror on The Mayor’s face at the sight of Gil and his trusty loofah.
When the school board expels a student, even on a crime with a stupid mandatory, zero-tolerance consequence, there is still a hearing. All of this would have been settled at the hearing. He’d have only had two choices, home school or alternative school. It’s not reform school.
P 4: “…oh, uh,…Hi Mike….I forgot that you were here…I mean, uh, I was, um, uh…..I mean I uh was coming to check on your mom….it’s ok…I’ll just come back another time….uh..’bye..”
P2 – I guess Mike really is the politician type. In public he’s smiling to everyone, shaking hands, complementing, super friendly. But behind closed doors he’s a real a-hole.
P3 – Is this the first case of EHS (Exploding Head Syndrome)? In color, it’s yellow, so it almost looks like a halo.
And speaking of halo, are you ready to say halo to today’s Mopped Up Thorp?
Since Mike is thinking about quitting school and getting a job, Gil is stoppin’ by to tell Mike about the purse he could win in a bare knuckle winner-take-all fight in an old warehouse on the seedy side of town
P2- Mrs. Knappe looks emotionally beat down after being berated by her “good boy.” Help me out on this t-car and CJ. Mrs. Lark’s long lost sister looks like she’s ready to crawl into a wine vat.
Gil just lettin’ him know he doesn’t have to fill out any paperwork, he’s got a spot open on the night shift making GIL mugs ready for him tomorrow. See Jami.
Ravenswing over 4 years ago
… or Gilpa can hire him on as an assistant coach?
Bucky over 4 years ago
P1 What is the modifier for Valley? How come Milford has never had them on their schedule?
P2 Is he putting down his mother for being a real appraiser? Send this guy to the local coffee shop (forgot the name). He won’t get by the initial interview when he has to explain that he was expelled from school for carrying a butter knife-this fact will haunt him for the rest of his life.
P3 GilPa… its a little late in the game for you to try and help out, all you did was standby and watch him get the academic death sentence.
The Pro from Dover over 4 years ago
Here, you forgot your knife.
Mr Reality over 4 years ago
P 4 , Look Mike I just want to say that when the going gets tough the tough get going , in all reality . THANKS Coach , I think, you know What Me Worry ?
TheBrownStarfish over 4 years ago
P1, Yay, I finally got one right!
P2, Why don’t you try being an exterminator and get rid of those ants?
P3, I don’t make shower housecalls for just anyone, Mr. Mayor. This perfectly explains the look of horror on The Mayor’s face at the sight of Gil and his trusty loofah.
bearwku82 over 4 years ago
P2- Mrs. Knappe wearing her earmuffs in mid May, doesn’t want to hear a lecture from the ousted Mayor.
Durak Premium Member over 4 years ago
When the school board expels a student, even on a crime with a stupid mandatory, zero-tolerance consequence, there is still a hearing. All of this would have been settled at the hearing. He’d have only had two choices, home school or alternative school. It’s not reform school.
Need coffee over 4 years ago
P1.5, Mr. Knappe: “They can teach you how to make a real shiv out of a butter knife.”
P2.5, Mike: “It’s not like I wouldn’t be a barista in four months anyway, with my academic record.”
Irish53 over 4 years ago
P 4: “…oh, uh,…Hi Mike….I forgot that you were here…I mean, uh, I was, um, uh…..I mean I uh was coming to check on your mom….it’s ok…I’ll just come back another time….uh..’bye..”
hifirick1953 over 4 years ago
Gil saves the day!
Parents must have called him in to tell the Mayor that kids in reform school can still play sports in the district.
Mopman over 4 years ago
P2 – I guess Mike really is the politician type. In public he’s smiling to everyone, shaking hands, complementing, super friendly. But behind closed doors he’s a real a-hole.
P3 – Is this the first case of EHS (Exploding Head Syndrome)? In color, it’s yellow, so it almost looks like a halo.
And speaking of halo, are you ready to say halo to today’s Mopped Up Thorp?
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/wmac8898 over 4 years ago
Call him Gil. He’s not your coach anymore.
Mopman over 4 years ago
No way! A bonus Mopped Up Thorp features a lost episode of Gil Thorp!
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/Irish53 over 4 years ago
Since Mike is thinking about quitting school and getting a job, Gil is stoppin’ by to tell Mike about the purse he could win in a bare knuckle winner-take-all fight in an old warehouse on the seedy side of town
bearwku82 over 4 years ago
P2- Mrs. Knappe looks emotionally beat down after being berated by her “good boy.” Help me out on this t-car and CJ. Mrs. Lark’s long lost sister looks like she’s ready to crawl into a wine vat.
Irish53 over 4 years ago
P 1.5: “…well, they had a different, less flattering term for those kids back when I was in school, but basically, yes….reform school…”
Bluedarter over 4 years ago
Gil just lettin’ him know he doesn’t have to fill out any paperwork, he’s got a spot open on the night shift making GIL mugs ready for him tomorrow. See Jami.