Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 10, 2020

You can triple your rate as many times as you want. Where you’re going you won’t get to spent it

So… you’ve been here before, or are you actually a lawyer?

With that attitude, neither one is getting in.

What do you pay him with?

Benjamin Franklin, Christopher Bullock, and Daniel Dufoe would certainly have a toast to this moment.

Act contrite. Act bored.

He is on a previous retainer and the clouds will be parting very shortly.

Act contrite, whether you are or not.

I volunteer with a service organization. They have several times tripled what they pay me because I do such good work. And yet, I keep on doing it without complaining about the pay!

As I sit here moving $$$ to pay my 2019 Income Taxes, I truly enjoyed seeing God wearing an old fashioned visor at the accountability table of life. Thanks Wiley.

I know this comic is based on an audit of how good or bad you have been. I can also see a subtle reference to finally being made to divulge your tax records even if you won’t do that now to the American public.

Fuhgeddaboutit! You can’t take it with you. . .

The Holy Trinity: God the accountant, God the lawyer and God the executioner.

I’m not sure it works that way.

When my wife got her CPA I purchased a wall plaque for her. One key element “All services cash only”.

a few years back one of the guys in ABBA was in court in sweden on tax evasion charges trying to set up an offshore account to hide money. his lawyer started out by telling the judge that he, the judge, didn’t really understand the tax laws and the lawyer would explain it all. the defense collapsed 5 seconds later when the judge informed the lawyer that he fully understood the law and where the client had made his mistakes.

Just for clarity, most Christians believe you don’t get to Heaven through good works.

What’s comical is the author’s belief that God is a divine accountant.

The fat one looks a lot like our rotten AG, Heinrich Himmler Barr!

His lawyer is going to disappointed when he finds out that he had to pay the ferryman.

The feather of Ma’at.

Mr Wiley Miller. This one is a keeper(applause)

Odd place to see an Accountant. Wonder if he charged traveling expenses for the journey from below.

Rate of what?……it prob isn’t money…..

Man, he must be dying for clients.

Can I still bill hourly in the Great Beyond?

He’s going to need more than One accountant.

Just don’t bring a Lawyer into it. St Peter despises Lawyers.

Best laid plans: scenario #4025. “Next up, the accountant. Please step forward.”

if we ever get to heaven, boys, it ain’t because we ain’t done nothin’ wrong…" – kris kristofferson